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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SirMystiq on December 08, 2002, 07:54:03 PM
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well i gotta story to share, some of you will laugh, others will cry, others will say "ive been there buddy"
last week it was the time during classes, i wuz wit my girlfriend, and this girl came up to me and handed me this letter. Shes like here someone asked me to give you this, den i got this feeling, i dont know what it was, but i did and i asked her "is it from a girl?" but she didnt answer. my girl looked at me kinda jealous, shes like "woa look at dat" so i put d letter in my pocket. we walked to class, and i kept lookin at d letter, i told my girlfriend "its from a guy" just playin around, and shes like "ohh yeah it looks very girly" in dat tone of voice girls get when theyre jealous. i got into the classroom, took out the letter and started reading it ima write what i remember
HEY DANIEL;
hey, how are you? I know this is weird cuz you dont know me and i dont know you. but ive seen you in the hallways and youre really cute. you remind me of my exboyfriend, and i tought it would be awesome talking to you.
and then the shockin part.....
in case you havent figured it out, im a guy. im not questioning wether your gay or bi.
and thats when i stoped readin. im kinda scared now, i have no idea who she/him/it is so im scared to "bump" in to him. i wanted to throw it away but i didnt cuz i wanted to show my girlfriend what it said, so she woulnt think im keepin secrets from her. she read it laughed and threw it away.
i dont know wuts up in my school, theres alot of gay guys admitting their gay now, its like this club for gays called G.A.S.P. (gay and straight people) but its all gay people in there. and they recently had an announcement about "homophobia" in my school. now a crap load of gays are "revealing" themselves. im kinda scared. hahaha but as long as not one of em tryes to mess wit me or else i woulnt know wut to do xcept run.
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I don\'t see a problem. No line\'s was crossed. Find out who it is - explain to them you are hetrosexual and that you did not take offense in it and the problem is solved. However, I have the feeling that you are now goin\' to freak out and think that the "queers" are goin\' to try and rape you or some nonsense....
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well no im not freaked out, i am pretty damn sexy.....hahahahahaha.....im playin you guys..
newayz, i think he did cross d line, i woulnt have a problem if he hadnt said that i reminded him of his x boyfriend and dat im really cute. I have no idea who he is, no on will tell me, d girl dat gave me d letter is just like, well do you want to talk to him or no?!
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Maybe you have a "gay vibe"that he\'s picking up on. :-)
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maybe hes attractied to to the fact that you type your words so it sounds like youre from the ghetto
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Do what LIC said. Just tell him you\'re straight, just don\'t let your boys find out. They\'ll have a field day.
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I say go for it. Don\'t be so closed-minded.
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dude I always take it as a compliment when I\'m hit on by gay guys. When I was doing the model stuff I got hit on quite a bit, it was partially my own fault because I joke around alot with the guys and they thought I was flirting, but after I let them know I was dig\'n the vagina and was anti-penis, all was cool.
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I\'m sorry Daniel, I didn\'t know I\'d offend you with that letter.
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..yeah......never ran into anything like that..
omen=niners suck!
Raiders own the bay area!!
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lol @THX
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Originally posted by TheGR81
omen=niners suck!
Raiders own the bay area!!
*cracks knuckles*
Omen, you wanna handle this one?
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i say we double team him like a gay porn.
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Yeah If I had madden, the black and white would anal rape the 9ers and their city full of gays.
If any of you have 2k3, bring it on.
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Right game, wrong system. But if I had it on PS2, Andre Carter would make Rich Gannon his bitch, while Woodson would become Owens\' "Special Lady"
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
maybe hes attractied to to the fact that you type your words so it sounds like youre from the ghetto
You know what they say, "Once you go black, you never go straight".
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
You know what they say, "Once you go black, you never go straight".
People from Out side Scotland being Sexy ?
Pffffffffffftttt
it should be....
"once you "HAD" Haggus...you will never want another Hot Dog again " ;)
:bounce: :bounce:
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Hehee... I think haggis is a practical joke that Scots play on tourists....
"...oh yeah, we eat this all the time....*snicker*...eat up!"
:laughing:
BTW, sirmystiq-= teh ghey bait! ;)
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Hehee... I think haggis is a practical joke that Scots play on tourists....
"...oh yeah, we eat this all the time....*snicker*...eat up!"
:laughing:
BTW, sirmystiq-= teh ghey bait! ;)
I don\'t know what your talking about :rolleyes:
I eat it all the time
/me hopes that his nations plans for world domination through Haggis gose\'s un-notticed
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I don\'t see a problem. No line\'s was crossed. Find out who it is - explain to them you are hetrosexual and that you did not take offense in it and the problem is solved. However, I have the feeling that you are now goin\' to freak out and think that the "queers" are goin\' to try and rape you or some nonsense....
That happens *all* the time. Trust me SirMystiq, once one gay has \'marked\' you, you are a walking target. Every gay in the school will try to prove that the 1st gay was just not convincing enough, it will be a contest between them to turn you. I say transfer schools now, or better yet, just drop out.
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Originally posted by EThuggV2
That happens *all* the time. Trust me SirMystiq, once one gay has \'marked\' you, you are a walking target. Every gay in the school will try to prove that the 1st gay was just not convincing enough, it will be a contest between them to turn you. I say transfer schools now, or better yet, just drop out.
pfffttt transfering & drop out is for Sissys
The boy need\'s to move to another country(Preferably where they don’t speak any English) , get a sex change & plastic surgery and go around the local town like some $2 Hooker smelling of Cheep Boozzee.
that would throw the unwanted attention.
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
i dont know wuts up in my school, theres alot of gay guys admitting their gay now, its like this club for gays called G.A.S.P. (gay and straight people) but its all gay people in there.
We have one of those- but its called Chess club.
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Originally posted by Spudz
We have one of those- but its called Chess club.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im not gonna transfer schools, but im scared, and whoever said i wuz i walking target youre right, my homeboyz told me bout this gay guy dat wanted to kill himself in middle school cuz some guy didnt want nothin to do wit him, since he was straight..
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IF you feel that sorry for the dude why don\'t you just do him?
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If I were to get a letter from a girl like that, I\'d be totally flattered. Of course, I\'d probably find out who it is and then tell her that I\'m touched by her thoughtfulness of writing such a letter.
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^^^^^
where u get dat idea from?!
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
I\'m sorry Daniel, I didn\'t know I\'d offend you with that letter.
Must......get.......AIM.....name.......argh!
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Wha?
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he wants to cyber with you
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Get in line!
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/me slowly backs out of the thread.
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Sorry guys, I know sometimes it may seem like it, but I\'m 100% straight. I\'m sorry if I\'ve disappointed any of you. I love teh women.
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my sn is sirxtazy ;)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Sorry guys, I know sometimes it may seem like it, but I\'m 100% straight. I\'m sorry if I\'ve disappointed any of you. I love teh women.
Now if only you could figure out how to get them to return the favor :p
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^^^ smart guy.
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lol @ this whole thread
BEWARE OF TEH GHEYS!
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they\'ll tweak yer sphincter
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faggity, faggity, faggy fag.
homo ,queer, butt-pirate, turd burgler, pillow-biter, choad gulper, ass cowboy, queen, fairy, poofter, funboy, mary, susie, hairdresser, liza minelli-loving, Judy Garland wannabe.
Ghey time out!
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I\'m very happy I have no gay guys hitting on me. If that happened, I\'d shoot myself.
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/me hits on Titan.
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/me once again slowly backs out of the thread.
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/me hands Titan a gun to shoot himself with
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Originally posted by theomen
he wants to cyber with you
He\'s mine Shockwaves!
I wanted to show this thread to the girl that\'s toolin him :)
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Well I finally read this thread and I\'d have to say one thing. SirMystiq, God I hope you don\'t talk like you type.
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^^^^^^^
would you ****in drop d subject already?!?!
im a teenager i type this way cuz i feel like it!!! i talk however i want, and if you dont like it den kiss my ass!!!
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/me puckers up.
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bling bling?
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FAR OUT??
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die.
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you be trippin\' foo
(another hi quality post by the potato-meister)
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\'sup?!?! Big ups to my nizza sirmystiq. Keepin\' it real. nowaddeyemsane?
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Keep it real, yo.....fo sheezie my neezie......um.....Word to your mother
/me crosses arms and posses
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YEEAAH, BOYEEEE!!
here\'s a lil\' sumpin from a nizza called chizzy
he\'s killin all the kittens cuz his wang is in a tizzy
bitch is gettin old
dat is what he\'s told
spendin\' all his days wit da silver & gold
life ain\'t nuthin\' but bitches spendin\' money
an\' crackin up yo ride, that shit ain\'t funny
wakin every day
slavin fo da pay
and if you wanna hear it, dis iz what I\'ll say-
I\'m so f*ckin bored wit my life, it\'s nuthin but crap
surrounded by bitches who don\'t shut they trap
Stoopid-ass gub-ment takin all my loot
I be gettin\' drunk at the pub until I get the boot.
WORD!
/me passses mic to theomen
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Then I will have to pucker up cause that is down right stupid. I don\'t give a shit how old you are. Hopefully you will enjoy your futre of low wages and unemployment.
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Originally posted by theomen
fo sheezie my neezie
*ahem* I believe the proper term is shizzle my nizzle.
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Then I will have to pucker up cause that is down right stupid. I don\'t give a shit how old you are. Hopefully you will enjoy your futre of low wages and unemployment.
yeah ill guess ill see you around then
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Originally posted by The Stapler
He\'s mine Shockwaves!
I wanted to show this thread to the girl that\'s toolin him :)
You sir, want to die.
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no more spam for this thread.