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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: alienmagic on December 11, 2002, 07:38:55 AM
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The worst gift I was ever given for Christmas was a set of gold colored fingernail clippers.
Fingernail clippers. Gold colored. Not even real gold. As if the gold color somehow made them more special.
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FUBU Clothes
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a pair of fook me shose from samwise ;)
no wait it was the crotchless panties from Vapour Snake.
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A pair of Y fronts and matching vest.
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Someone else\'s present. And when I tried to get the present that was intended for me.....she wanted to keep mine!
I think it was girl\'s perfume. Anyway, after some pouting and crying (I was still as a kid), I got my glow-in-the-dark Star Wars Light Sabre back!
Goyl presents are boring....even to some goyls. :)
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A couple of years ago, my Aunt visited us (as she normally does) on christmas day morning. She had gifts for my twin sisters & me. My youngest sister opened her present to find a £100+ Adidas watch, the other opened hers to find a selection of designer perfumes and CDs. I opened mine with huge (and I do mean HUGE!!) anticipation...............
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You know what I got?? A belt & a pair of boxer shorts.
They say it\'s the thought that counts, but judging from what I got, not much thought went into my gifts.
I suppose it makes a change from the usual socks & knitted jumpers I usually get.
Bah humbug.
*feels like kicking the sh!t out of some carol singers on christmas eve*
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A singing fish
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Originally posted by ViVi
A singing fish
I hate those things. And now, (unless I somehow missed this priceless gem last year) I\'ve seen at the mall a singing duck that wags it\'s tail while it sings.
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A puzzle.AND GOD!HOW MUCH I HATE PUZZLES!!!I am even bored going to the toilet(not that I am not going:D).No way I would assemble a 1000 pcs puzzle.
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a fleece that i told my mum b4 she bought it, i didnt want, i hated it,,,,,, still got it
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Mine was planning to get me....(DONT U DARE LAUGH).....Ken,Yes Ken dressed as Elvis:eek: last Xmass.THANK GOD SHE DIDNT!!!I WOULD HAVE SHOT MY SELF ON THE HEAD IF SHE DID!!!
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Mine was planning to get me....(DONT U DARE LAUGH).....Ken,Yes Ken dressed as Elvis:eek: last Xmass.THANK GOD SHE DIDNT!!!I WOULD HAVE SHOT MY SELF ON THE HEAD IF SHE DID!!!
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[elvisvoice]Thankyaverymuch[/elvisvoice]:D
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Wrapping paper... It was wrapped in wrapping paper... None of you can beat that.
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Love...
a.k.a. a christmas card
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a hooker with too many STD\'s to list, my penis is still recovering
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Mine was planning to get me....(DONT U DARE LAUGH).....Ken,Yes Ken dressed as Elvis:eek: last Xmass.THANK GOD SHE DIDNT!!!I WOULD HAVE SHOT MY SELF ON THE HEAD IF SHE DID!!!
HOLY CRAP :laughing: I really was laughing out loud with that. :laughing:
I actually liked all my gifts. My grandparents still get me more kiddy stuff though.
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U DARED LAUGH!!!!:rpissed:
I HATE U!!!
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already posted this in my bah humbug thread:
jar jar binks pillowcases.
or- when I was little, my dad got laid off from the Chevy plant (for 5 years!) We was po. So one christmas was rather lean. The f*cking nosy neighborhood busybody told the local volunteer firefighters that we were not getting anything. On Christmas eve, with the whole neighborhood watching, A f*cking firetruck pulls up to our house. Lights going, everything but the siren. A drunk fireman in a grubby santa claus suit & 4 other dudes dressed like elves bring sackfulls of used toys and bushel baskets of canned food to our house, ringing sleighbells and shit. We were mortified. We really didn\'t need any of that shit, our relatives were very supportive of us during those tough times. I know all those people meant well, but there were people worse off than us.
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The only thing you forgot Chizz was all the video cameras from the local TV stations trying to do a good news story.
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Now THAT would have sucked.... Imagine going back to school at 10 yrs old and having the whole school see that. Ugh, it was bad enough w/ the neighbors...
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
already posted this in my bah humbug thread:
jar jar binks pillowcases.
or- when I was little, my dad got laid off from the Chevy plant (for 5 years!) We was po. So one christmas was rather lean. The f*cking nosy neighborhood busybody told the local volunteer firefighters that we were not getting anything. On Christmas eve, with the whole neighborhood watching, A f*cking firetruck pulls up to our house. Lights going, everything but the siren. A drunk fireman in a grubby santa claus suit & 4 other dudes dressed like elves bring sackfulls of used toys and bushel baskets of canned food to our house, ringing sleighbells and shit. We were mortified. We really didn\'t need any of that shit, our relatives were very supportive of us during those tough times. I know all those people meant well, but there were people worse off than us.
I don\'t know which would be worse, the firetruck thing or the jar jar pillowcases.
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Nothing like getting a set of Jar Jar pillowcases in your early 20s.... I hope to God you already had a chick cause I\'d hate to bring home a new chick to that.
Although it would be cool to spew on Jar Jar\'s head.