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Title: What am I?
Post by: on December 12, 2002, 05:38:59 PM

Got this in the mail today: thought it was funny
Read through the whole thing before giving a guess. Then scroll down to see the answer.


THE
RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE ANSWER  TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
















Toothbrush :D

Title: What am I?
Post by: The Stapler on December 12, 2002, 10:07:33 PM

Haha, I knew it.

Title: What am I?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on December 12, 2002, 11:42:07 PM

really a toothbrush ? cause i could have sworn they were talking about a cock but i guess i was mistaken

Title: What am I?
Post by: theomen on December 13, 2002, 12:42:07 AM

I didn\'t read it, because it was like my dong....it was far too long

Title: What am I?
Post by: Unicron! on December 13, 2002, 06:58:53 AM

lol:laughing:

Title: What am I?
Post by: Kurt Angle on December 13, 2002, 11:34:53 AM

It\'s a toothbrush, obviously!

Title: What am I?
Post by: Titan on December 13, 2002, 06:05:46 PM

You wasted a minute of my life. Screw you :evil:

Title: What am I?
Post by: The Stapler on December 13, 2002, 06:23:56 PM

Wait, toothbrushes don\'t have holes at the end.

Title: What am I?
Post by: shockwaves on December 13, 2002, 06:25:41 PM

Oh, the one I have in mind does.

Title: What am I?
Post by: Samwise on December 14, 2002, 12:59:15 AM

An 8 inch toothbrush? WTF... \'dis makes no sense.

Title: What am I?
Post by: on December 14, 2002, 12:18:14 PM

Actually yeah, my toothbrush is 7 inches. And the whole at the end of toothbrushes, the older ones would have holes to hang them up.

Title: What am I?
Post by: Samwise on December 14, 2002, 12:31:11 PM

Lol, you\'re right. My toothbrush is almost 8 inches as well.

Hey, wait a minute... this is good news!

/me looks between legs

;)

Title: What am I?
Post by: Titan on December 14, 2002, 04:52:21 PM

Its not size that matters, its how you use it ;)