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Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 12:32:52 AM
This is the third night in a row in which I\'ve woken up from sleep with an uncontrollable thirst for milk. Not water, juice, soda, or beer, but purely milk. I just downed 5 full glasses of milk.



I\'m worried.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: Ryu on January 03, 2003, 12:49:03 AM
You\'re pregnant.  See a doctor.
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Post by: Rya on January 03, 2003, 12:50:00 AM
Maybe it\'s your body telling you that you need more dairy or calcium in your system.  I get like that with fruits and vegetables.  I wouldn\'t worry.  Milk is healthier than beer or soda anyway.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 04:09:58 AM
Humans can\'t absorb as much calcium from cow\'s milk as you might think. Your body absorbs more minerals like calcium from veggies and fish.

Thirst for milk.....Vapor, are your parent\'s divorced? How\'s your health? How\'s your life? How\'s your mom? This may be more psychological than anything else.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: mm on January 03, 2003, 04:53:47 AM
milk is very bad for you

too much fat
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Post by: Jumpman on January 03, 2003, 05:11:39 AM
...and all that other good stuff...
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 05:23:43 AM
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Originally posted by mm
milk is very bad for you

too much fat


Cow\'s milk gives me sinus infections (while it causes allergies for other people). Ironically, goat\'s milk is healthier to humans than cow\'s milk.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2003, 05:31:40 AM
I think it\'s because it reminds you of [size=99]semen[/size].
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Post by: GigaShadow on January 03, 2003, 05:42:50 AM
Maybe he wasn\'t breast fed?
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Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2003, 05:47:46 AM
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
Maybe he wasn\'t breast fed?
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: Titan on January 03, 2003, 05:56:05 AM
I love milk. I need to gain weight so it helps. It\'s also good in my cereal :)
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Post by: Unicron! on January 03, 2003, 06:35:16 AM
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Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)


LOL:laughing: I always liked Samwises humor.I love every single one of them
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 03, 2003, 06:37:42 AM
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Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)


My dads still managed :confused:
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 06:44:57 AM
Maybe that wasn\'t milk he was drinking.
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Post by: MPTheory on January 03, 2003, 07:12:22 AM
Dude, There is no way I could drink 5 classes of milk.  I think I would be barfing it back up like 10 minutes later....

I was listening to the radio the other day, and they were talking about something along the same lines.  you would be amazed at the ammount of people that were bet like 50 bucks that they couldnt finish an entire gallon of milk in one hour...  OOOHHH the PAIN... the SUFFERING.

Milk leads to fear, fear leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering.

BTW.  Didnt there used to be some F***ed up show called "My two dads"
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 07:35:35 AM
it\'s impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.  you will throw up every time.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 07:37:44 AM
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Originally posted by MPTheory
Dude, There is no way I could drink 5 classes of milk.  I think I would be barfing it back up like 10 minutes later....


Maybe the glass could hold 6 ounces only?
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Post by: Cyrus on January 03, 2003, 08:13:35 AM
Cows Milk is very bad for you it was meant for COWS!!! and there is nothing wrong with breast feeding (at least thats what I tell my wife)
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Post by: Darth Joyda on January 03, 2003, 08:16:34 AM
Don\'t be a Jackass. Watch Jackass. Fridays at 10, on MTV.
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Post by: MPTheory on January 03, 2003, 08:19:48 AM
yeah, maybe cow\'s milk would be better for us if we had 6 stomaches.  Hey, maybe someone should be selling human milk.  Nothing like a gallon of 2% mommy milk..........growse
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 08:31:37 AM
Ok guys, thanks for the help.
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Post by: Green Meanie on January 03, 2003, 08:48:32 AM
But a gallon\'s only about 3.7 litres, I drank that much milk at the weekend in an hour.

Just add nesquik and smoke more ciggies, you won\'t vomit.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: MPTheory on January 03, 2003, 08:53:47 AM
dude, you drank a gallon of Chocolate milk?  how do you live to tell the story?   (hehee ciggies)  thats a great word.  I wished they called them that in america too.
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Post by: Green Meanie on January 03, 2003, 08:59:08 AM
It\'s fairly easy, milk is one of my favourite drinks anyway so you just eat loads of crisps or pretzels and the salt content stops your body rejecting the milk, just soaks it up like a sponge.

Oh and about the ciggies, we sometimes call them fags but since being on forums with loads of Americans use of that word has been curbed heavily!
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2003, 08:59:57 AM
I like \'em fags. :D
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 09:00:01 AM
They\'re called fags in Britain. (waits for luckee to call me Captain Obvious) ;)

I nearly died laughing while I was listening to Return of the King (audio book) while driving. To paraphrase the reader "The King climbed the pile of fags and set them aflame." BWAHAHAHA! :D


Well...it was unexpected. That\'s why it was so funny. :)
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Post by: Green Meanie on January 03, 2003, 09:07:50 AM
I\'m just wondering how the words \'fags\', \'queer\' and \'gay\' were ripped from the world of innocence and given new meaning in recent decades.

They must, as words often do, feel really shat on from a great height.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 09:37:36 AM
I like semen on my trousers.
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Post by: CHIZZY on January 03, 2003, 09:37:57 AM
I think a "faggot" is a bundle of sticks for kindling...
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Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 09:39:46 AM
*blows a fag*
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Post by: mjps21983 on January 03, 2003, 09:45:13 AM
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
*blows a fag*



MY GOD *asks Vapor to pass the Fag this way*
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: Green Meanie on January 03, 2003, 09:49:40 AM
A  fagots\'s a type of sausage isn\'t it?
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 10:48:52 AM
A fagg0t is a large meatball:D

I sometimes have fagg0t and chips for dinner.

I can\'t believe that word is censored.:laughing:
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Post by: Titan on January 03, 2003, 12:30:41 PM
A ****** is a bundle of sticks.

EDIT: Who the f*ck censored fagg0t?
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:58:23 PM
KURT DID IT!!!!!11111

"The King climbed the pile of fags and set them aflame."

LMFAOROFLLKAIHOOD:IGHHASDHHGSDGSDG :laughing:

That is funny!
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 01:11:02 PM
Here ya go!

Edit damn attachmnet failed, I will retry.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 01:14:11 PM
Hope this works!
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: on January 03, 2003, 02:19:02 PM
LMFAO,

Have you tasted a fagg0.t? What do they taste like?
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Post by: shockwaves on January 03, 2003, 02:21:47 PM
You\'d think they\'d rename em something else.  With the current other meaning...there\'s just something about eating a hot juicy faggot that doesn\'t seem appatizing.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 02:33:35 PM
They are very tasty!
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 03:32:30 PM
I like eating hot steamy ******s, all that brown juicyness just squirming in front of me. Sometimes I lick it before eating it.

MMMmmmm beefy!
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Post by: Cerberus on January 03, 2003, 03:48:01 PM
aren\'t fagg0ts sheeps brains?
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Post by: SirMystiq on January 03, 2003, 05:25:13 PM
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Originally posted by Videoholic
it\'s impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.  you will throw up every time.


I was about to post that!
I saw it in a show today, it was called the "rob nelson" show or something like that. Why can\'t you drink a gallon of milk?

SamWise, those comments were mean and uncalled for. For that I give you Two Thumbs up!! :D :D :D
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Post by: SirMystiq on January 03, 2003, 05:29:05 PM
Oh, and in case you guys want to know. A ****** was the name for the torch that people back in the good ol\' days used to burn the gay people with.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: shockwaves on January 03, 2003, 06:04:02 PM
No, it actually wasn\'t.  Anyway...

fag·ot also fag·got    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (fgt)
n.
A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.
A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

tr.v. fag·ot·ed, also fag·got·ed fag·ot·ing, fag·got·ing fag·ots, fag·gots
To bind into a fagot; bundle.
To decorate with fagoting.

n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 06:05:53 PM
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
Oh, and in case you guys want to know. A ****** was the name for the torch that people back in the good ol\' days used to burn the gay people with.


......
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Post by: SirMystiq on January 03, 2003, 06:25:57 PM
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Originally posted by shockwaves
No, it actually wasn\'t.  Anyway...

fag·ot also fag·got    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (fgt)
n.
A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.
A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

tr.v. fag·ot·ed, also fag·got·ed fag·ot·ing, fag·got·ing fag·ots, fag·gots
To bind into a fagot; bundle.
To decorate with fagoting.

n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.



WHAT?!
Man, I always knew my english teacher didn\'t know what she was talking about.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 06:33:13 PM
What? You take English?
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Post by: SirMystiq on January 03, 2003, 06:35:35 PM
^^^
Is that supposed to be a rhetorical question?

If it isn\'t then yeah, I take english 3 AP. Tested out of English 2 during freshman year.
Title: Can someone explain this?
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 06:42:58 PM
Is that supposed to be a rhetorical answer?