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Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: nO-One on January 03, 2003, 07:52:42 AM: That\'s right people, I\'m pissed off.

Got off really early at work today, just after noon. I was happy I tell ya, home early, got LOTR special edition pack for Christmas thinking I\'m gonna watch some of the extra stuff today, and I have Ratchet & Clank too, I\'m gonna spend some time infront of the idiot box today. But when I walk upstairs I see my fscking dog friggin peeing on my PS2, DAMN YOU I screamed....actually I screamed "helvítis hundskratti" was what I screamed but you guys don\'t understand Icelantic now do you.

So I dried it off, took the vacum cleaner and sucked some "fluids" out of the usb,firewire and controller ports and dried the stuff out. Then turned it on. It had reset it self, like it does when you first turn it on I had to do the regional settings and stuff...ohh yeah did I mention the picture was black and white. Then I noticed the strange sounds coming from the cd/dvd drive I decided to open it, I fscking looked like the drive was kicked out it came out so hard it shook the machine, the game that was in it was literally thrown out and the drive started hizzing at me. So now I\'m left with a useless hizzing ps2. Damn my dog must have magical acid pee or something.

The good news is that the ps2 dealer here (the one who has the import license from Sony) has this deal going, come with the broken one, pay some money and get a new one. KICK ASS I thought....but nooo.. that would be too easy wouldn\'t it. Their stock was emptied over X-mas and they still haven\'t gotten their shipment. They were also out where I work so I\'m playstation less the next few days....the worst thing is, I don\'t really play that much ps2, but I have a few days off and I was looking forward to some gaming :crying:

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Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 07:58:18 AM: Feed the dog to the sharks.
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Post by: MPTheory on January 03, 2003, 08:00:37 AM: That sucks man... Well, You can always play with a stick or something
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Post by: nO-One on January 03, 2003, 08:06:55 AM: ^^^
already did.....ohh you man on the controller...sorry

:D
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2003, 08:07:13 AM: :laughing:

As much as I feel your pain, I think it\'s just too hilarious that your dog took a leak at your PS2. :laughing:
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 03, 2003, 08:11:54 AM: One of the cons of being a dog-owner. I remember when our dog - may his soul rest in peace - peed ( if that is even a word ) into our expensive mats, turning them from flourishing living-room-ornaments to stinking rags of no value.

Yet I miss those times. I would do anything to see our dog alive and breathing, capable of committing those hideous deeds. Anything. His death came way sooner than any of us expected. At the age of 2 he died due to a certain accident...
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Post by: MPTheory on January 03, 2003, 08:30:24 AM: You killed him for peeing on the carpet didnt you?
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 03, 2003, 08:36:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MPTheory
You killed him for peeing on the carpet didnt you?

No.

The three dots and the word certain do not sum up for a concious decision, such as beating or kicking to death.

He fell off a couch, broke his spine and paralyzed below his \'waist\'. We had to take him to white-jaggeted men, whom took his life out of him.

He was a chihuahua, and a very beloved member of our family.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: GmanJoe on January 03, 2003, 09:03:52 AM: Chihuahua....I never liked fragile little dogs.

I\'m used to large dogs I could wrestle with. And they make very good defensive pets too. My last dog, my his soul rest in peace, weighed slightly over 100 pounds. At full gallop, he could knock down a full grown 98 pound weakling. :p
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: nO-One on January 03, 2003, 09:13:40 AM: The worst thing is, I\'m pissed off and the dog puts up the dreaded puppy dog look. DAMN HIM FOR DOING THAT!!!

I\'m like "stop looking at me like that....you\'re the one to blame here....bastard"
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: fastson on January 03, 2003, 09:37:42 AM: Your dog is a xbox fanboy.. :mad:

Hheeh, Im sorry.

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"helvítis hundskratti"

Helvetes hundskrälle? ;)
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 09:38:43 AM: Helvetes fukyurmuther!
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 09:52:26 AM: This is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Your dog rocks!!!
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 10:54:12 AM: It was a PEE-S 2 after all. I guess the dog just got confused.
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Post by: nataku on January 03, 2003, 11:20:14 AM: Dont you have your PS2 sitting somewhere out of pissing range?
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:32:01 PM: Quote
Damn my dog must have magical acid pee or something

:laughing:

My stupid mutt broke my dreamcast. My baby!

I just went pee on the carpet, I couldnt make it to the bathroom. :(
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:34:07 PM: Is this your dog?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fl0ckergn0me%2Fsmall-xbox.gif&hash=af8148cbea79884c9a3d799132101678888b5124)

:laughing: Good for him :laughing:

edit: damn link , ill upload
Title: Re: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Titan on January 03, 2003, 12:35:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by nO-One
But when I walk upstairs I see my fscking dog friggin peeing on my PS2, DAMN YOU I screamed....actually I screamed "helvítis hundskratti" was what I screamed but you guys don\'t understand Icelantic now do you.

How do you pronounce that? It could come in handy in French class :D
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:36:17 PM: uploaded :
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 12:58:07 PM: That\'s pstwo\'s dog isn\'t it?;)
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Post by: SirMystiq on January 03, 2003, 03:58:07 PM: Man that sucks for you. I bet it\'s some cyborg dog made by microsoft, or maybe microsoft fools us. Maybe, when we take our dogs to the vet for shots, the vets inject a high-tech mind controlling chip into the dogs ass. Therefore, controlling it\'s digestive system, and it\'s programmed to destroy or "accidentaly" piss on any rival system near blast radius? Makes you wonder huh?

Well, I have a Rottweiler, and it\'s trained. It knows better than to piss on my things.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: dragon master on January 03, 2003, 04:09:45 PM: i feel your pain you sholdget rid of the dog then cuss him out
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 03, 2003, 04:34:33 PM: ^

Who the **** is this guy?

BTW: You would have to cuss the dog out, then get rid of it.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Halberto on January 03, 2003, 08:54:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dragon master
i feel your pain you sholdget rid of the dog then cuss him out

You know he\'s dazed...
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 04, 2003, 06:03:56 AM: Chihuahua\'s are indeed small and fragile - but they are also very friendly and caring pets whom don\'t consume much food, \'thus being cheap. Yet I promised to never get a Chihuahua again - they are just too weak for their own good. One has to watch his step, for if a person, for example, accidentally sits on a sleeping chihuahua, the dog is as good as dead afterwards.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 04, 2003, 12:41:35 PM: They taste good. Like baby soup :lick: Yahme!
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Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 02:40:56 PM: Can anyone hurt that little cute face?
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Post by: on January 04, 2003, 02:44:34 PM: *Kicks dog until it bleed to death*

T*hen fondles its corpse*.... Pretty doggy
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Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 02:52:03 PM: DONT U DARE TOUCH MY DOGGIE!!!
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: SwifDi on January 04, 2003, 02:52:28 PM: That dog is fugly.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 04, 2003, 02:58:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
DONT U DARE TOUCH MY DOGGIE!!!

Doggie=Penis.

I wasnt planning on it bub..
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 03:00:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
That dog is fugly.

WAIT TILL I TELL MY SISTER!!YOU ARE GONNA BE SORRY!!!:D
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 03:02:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Spudz

Doggie=Penis.

I wasnt planning on it bub..

My dictionary doesnt say this.:p
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Post by: on January 04, 2003, 03:02:40 PM: Now that I think of it, That dog looks gay.

May I direct you to the Gay Dogs... Thread :D
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Post by: Darth Joyda on January 04, 2003, 03:12:01 PM: That dog will haunt me in my nightmares...
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Post by: Titan on January 04, 2003, 03:43:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!

WAIT TILL I TELL MY SISTER!!YOU ARE GONNA BE SORRY!!!:D

So, gotta send your sister to do a mans job. Is she hot? :facelick:
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 04:03:39 PM: LOL U guys always make me laugh:laughing:
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Post by: dragon master on January 04, 2003, 04:37:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
Can anyone hurt that little cute face?
I could
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Post by: Titan on January 04, 2003, 05:08:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
LOL U guys always make me laugh:laughing:

Actually, I was being serious. Is she hot? :)
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: on January 04, 2003, 05:58:10 PM: That dog is seriously evil. Look, I just tried to pet him. I pulled back a stub. :(
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Post by: Samwise on January 05, 2003, 01:39:53 AM: Lol Unicron, we had a dog like that too. Very stubborn. :eek:
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Post by: guar on January 05, 2003, 10:32:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by dragon master
i feel your pain you sholdget rid of the dog then cuss him out

Once again, looking for attention.
Title: [Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
Post by: Unicron! on January 06, 2003, 01:29:24 AM: Quote
That dog is seriously evil. Look, I just tried to pet him. I pulled back a stub. :(

:laughing: I was expecting someone was goint to do something with that pic

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Lol Unicron, we had a dog like that too. Very stubborn.:eek:

LOL mine\'s too.:)

BTW:Had?Where is it now?Dont tell me its...."gone"!:(

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Actually, I was being serious. Is she hot?:)

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