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Title: Gay dogs...
Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:46:52 PM: :laughing: :laughing:

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Post by: shockwaves on January 03, 2003, 12:52:52 PM: Screw the dogs, it sounds like I may be gay!
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 03, 2003, 12:53:04 PM: My dog keeps trying to shag my leg, and another male dog down the street.
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 12:54:40 PM: Quote
I was hanging out at the beach one day when I saw this dog stealing some hot-dogs from a hot dog vendor. The vendor went to smack the dog when out of nowhere it started humping the guys leg. He tried to shake the dog off but it wasn\'t long before two more gay dogs showed up. These dogs, clad in black leather, carried out one of the most precise attacks I\'ve ever seen. One dog stood watch, while the other one snatched the guys hot-dogs, $40, and two arcade tokens. The first dog kept right on humping his leg...It was kinda horrifying. Fearing for my safety, and that of my leg, I called the police. The watch dog took a minute to sniff the other dog\'s butt, then got so pumped he bitch-slapped this lady standing there and took her high heeled shoes. Damn gay dogs suck! By the time the cops got there the dogs were long gone. The vendor refused to even fill out a police report because everyone knows gay dogs have the best lawyers. Gay dogs suck, but they are almost undefeatable, I\'m thinking of getting one as a guard dog.--Sammy

SAMMY?!?!?!?!
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 02:31:31 PM: I\'ve discussed this before, but many of you were not around. My dog masterbates.

No, I\'m not talking about humping the leg, pillow, doll, etc..

I\'m talking masterbates.

He lies down on his back. He then takes his two front paws and grabs his unit.

He then goes to town.

I can\'t tell you how many times I\'ve slapped the shit out of the dog for this.
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 03:31:03 PM: Thats disgusting. Does he make it?

Lol, You could send that to Sammy on tape, I\'m sure he\'d make a section for it on GayStationCentral!
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 05:02:30 PM: I don\'t know if he makes it. I usually throw him across the room and that usually takes the red out.
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 05:11:20 PM: Lol, you should let him, and see.
That would be funny as hell. It just squirts out all over your dockers or something after you come home from work.

Do you have a cat?
:laughing:
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Post by: Ace on January 03, 2003, 07:38:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
I\'ve discussed this before, but many of you were not around. My dog masterbates.

No, I\'m not talking about humping the leg, pillow, doll, etc..

I\'m talking masterbates.

He lies down on his back. He then takes his two front paws and grabs his unit.

He then goes to town.

I can\'t tell you how many times I\'ve slapped the shit out of the dog for this.

Get a video camera and tape the show. I need to see a dog rub one out.

Ace
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 08:14:03 PM: I\'d love to. He hasn\'t done it in a couple months. I\'ll be sleeping and I\'ll wake up and the bed will be shaking all crazy and shit. Damn dog is going to town. It is the funniest thing you will ever see. I mean the dog acts human. He is extremely smart. But give me a break. Jerking off? That\'s a bit too far.
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Post by: on January 03, 2003, 08:15:39 PM: Does he scream "VAPOR!!! OH VAPOR!!!!!!!!" ?

Just curious, my dog does that too.
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Post by: videoholic on January 03, 2003, 08:17:19 PM: Holy cow. You know what. I think that may be exactly what he is saying.
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Post by: SwifDi on January 03, 2003, 09:03:22 PM: What can I say? The bitches love me.
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Post by: Halberto on January 03, 2003, 09:22:22 PM: 4. Does your dog have a red booty hole?

:laughing: O god...
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on January 03, 2003, 10:08:25 PM: i dont understand my dog. Hes nudered, and when we take him to the park, he humps dogs(male and female),lol.
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Post by: Samwise on January 04, 2003, 01:27:28 AM: ^^ Just like my cousin, except he\'s not nutered.
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Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 09:09:28 AM: THANKS GOD MY PEKIGNESE IS FEMALE:eek:
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Post by: SwifDi on January 04, 2003, 10:27:01 AM: Females can\'t be gay?
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 04, 2003, 10:58:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
THANKS GOD MY PEKIGNESE IS FEMALE:eek:

It could still masturbate like Vids.:boom:
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Post by: SwifDi on January 04, 2003, 11:51:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
I don\'t know if he makes it. I usually throw him across the room and that usually takes the red out.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Titan on January 04, 2003, 01:18:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
What can I say? The bitches love me.

Ah yes. Vapor and a female dog. What an image to go to sleep thinking about :D
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Post by: on January 04, 2003, 01:22:58 PM: I dont sleep anymore. Thanks titan... thansk alot.
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Post by: Unicron! on January 04, 2003, 02:37:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Females can\'t be gay?

No its doesnt masturbate
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Post by: on January 04, 2003, 03:00:58 PM: Females can masturbate.

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Post by: dragon master on January 05, 2003, 10:23:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Viper_Fujax
i dont understand my dog. Hes nudered, and when we take him to the park, he humps dogs(male and female),lol.
my dog does the same thing
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Post by: videoholic on January 05, 2003, 10:35:48 AM: This dog is screaming.
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Post by: Samwise on January 05, 2003, 10:40:31 AM: OMG, it\'s a rat with ears.
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Post by: Unicron! on January 06, 2003, 01:32:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
Females can masturbate.

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My dog doesnt have fingers:p
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Post by: Samwise on January 06, 2003, 03:17:26 AM: ...but you do!

:eek:

:p
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Post by: Unicron! on January 06, 2003, 04:15:19 AM: pfffffBOUAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laughing:
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 06, 2003, 06:55:46 AM: :laughing: @ Sammy
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Post by: on January 06, 2003, 04:54:29 PM: Sammy, you are now one of the funniest people I know. That was hilarious.
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Post by: Titan on January 06, 2003, 07:30:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
I dont sleep anymore. Thanks titan... thansk alot.

I live to share :D
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Post by: Unicron! on January 07, 2003, 07:55:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
Sammy, you are now one of the funniest people I know. That was hilarious.

Sammy\'s got no mistake:)
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Post by: ooseven on January 07, 2003, 07:56:53 AM: I WUB YOu Sammy :)
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Post by: Titan on January 07, 2003, 01:11:50 PM: We all wubs Sammy :)
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Post by: on January 07, 2003, 06:30:05 PM: Three cheers for sammy!

(We can NEVER suck up too much) lol