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Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 03:25:24 PM: So here\'s the story, my mom is getting old and has hit about 45. She has a lot of aching muscles and the fact that she excercises alot doesnt help. To relieve the pain she rubs Icy Hot on key areas of her body everyday.

Well, it seems when she was taking out the wash from the dryer one day the Icy Hot that was on her hands must of rubbed on the front of my boxers. I woke up this morning and hit the shower before going to school, after drying off I imedattely jumped into a new pair of boxers. Two seconds later..:eek: I felt like I had just been violated, I ripped my boxers off, set there and held my cods for atleast 15 minutes. I smelt the front of my boxers and sure enough the scent was pulsing my nose. I would of been perfectly fine if someone had decided to shoot me then, no one diserves to have their balls singed by that stuff.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 06, 2003, 03:28:34 PM: Great balls of fire!:D
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Unicron! on January 06, 2003, 03:33:18 PM: LOL:laughing:
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 03:33:47 PM: Lifes a B*tch:(
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 06, 2003, 03:35:03 PM: Another meaning to the words "numb nuts".
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 03:41:57 PM: Not for the first 20 minutes anyways
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: luckee on January 06, 2003, 03:58:39 PM: Ya know, if you did your own laundry, this wouldnt be a problem.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: videoholic on January 06, 2003, 04:20:06 PM: She knew that you had worked out your penis last night and figured she\'d help out by giving you some ointment.

What a sweet mother.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: on January 06, 2003, 04:22:37 PM: ^^^^

I Take it your mother did this? Or didnt.

Penis workout.... heh thatd funny
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: theomen on January 06, 2003, 04:26:26 PM: I hate your mom too
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Unicron! on January 06, 2003, 04:34:18 PM: I wonder what theomen means by that:p
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 05:05:19 PM: Quote
Ya know, if you did your own laundry, this wouldnt be a problem.

I do alot of the time but for the most part Im a lazy f*ck when it comes to that.

Quote
I wonder what theomen means by that

God knows what but I sure as hell can take a shot in the dark.:mad:
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: on January 06, 2003, 05:07:27 PM: SHE SUCKS IN THE SACK! *ahem* :D
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: SER on January 06, 2003, 05:39:03 PM: That rules man!!!!!! :laughing:
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 06:10:21 PM: Ugh!! Man chill with the talk bout my mother having sex. Thats a horryifying thought.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Titan on January 06, 2003, 07:20:09 PM: Sucks that your balls were singed. Actually, its funny :laughing:
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Fayded on January 06, 2003, 07:43:37 PM: That sounds like a good prank to do to somebody...

If only i knew how to get their underwear...
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Titan on January 06, 2003, 07:45:31 PM: I\'m gonna do that to one of my friends :D
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: PSX_J on January 06, 2003, 08:01:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Fayded
That sounds like a good prank to do to somebody...

If only i knew how to get their underwear...

If your in highschool athletics are dress in a lockeroom somewhere of anykind just stick some in someones jock u dont like.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Fayded on January 06, 2003, 08:18:30 PM: Yeah thats what i was thinkin.

After bball practice or something when someone\'s taking a shower i could do it real quick.

Man, that would be hilarious.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Halberto on January 06, 2003, 11:04:24 PM: At wrestling camp (no Racer, we didn\'t shower together) someone put Icy Hot in someones lotion. So some kid used it to jerk off and around 1 A.M. everyone heard the scream and the kid was laying in the hallway holding his cock. :laughing:

Then he jumped in the shower (alone Racer) and it made it even worse.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: ##RaCeR## on January 06, 2003, 11:28:33 PM: I am 19 and my mum is 35...

If she did that to me I\'d slap her.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: SwifDi on January 06, 2003, 11:33:31 PM: Your mom delivered you when she was 16.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 06, 2003, 11:48:38 PM: That dirty slut.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: ##RaCeR## on January 06, 2003, 11:49:06 PM: Yeah, she was a youngin.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 07, 2003, 12:03:03 AM: I am 16 and my Mom is 35, so she wasn\'t old when she made me either.

Funny story, though ;)
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Post by: Halberto on January 07, 2003, 05:06:30 AM: What?! She told you how she concieved you?!
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 07, 2003, 05:29:59 AM: She sat on the toilet after his father.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: kopking on January 07, 2003, 12:29:02 PM: omg, one oof the funniest thing i heard.... gives me a idea for a practical joke..... goodbye shaving peeps hair, or eyebrows, hello putting deep heat in some ones pants
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Rya on January 08, 2003, 02:30:47 PM: So you\'re pissed that your equipment got damaged because you don\'t do your own laundry...that\'s just dumb. You should always check your clothes before you put them on anyway.
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Ryu on January 08, 2003, 02:47:42 PM: heh, that\'s an interesting perspective. He\'s mad because his mother did his laundry. I feel sad for you because of your pain, but at the same time, I think it\'s kind of pathetic. I think the humor is the greatest of the emotions though. Good story. :)
Title: I hate you mom
Post by: Titan on January 08, 2003, 02:49:44 PM: I don\'t feel bad for his pain. I feel that its hilarious.