PSX5Central
Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on January 10, 2003, 01:28:06 PM
-
Run to the hills The Martians are Comming !
yes this is an "almost pointless have you done any pratical Jokes on Loved ones , neighbours or Co- workers thread."
please give us full details and please keep them Real.
here is mine for starters
once when i used to be An Apprentice Mechanic i felt like playing a joke on my Boss.
so what i did one night was to get drunk , and then pee into a empty bottle of beer.
i then walked...sorry stagered round to the garage which was closed and placed it very shackely on the edge of the one and only door into the Garage. i made it so that is it was touched ever so Slightly it would knock over and spil over his feet.
anyway i went home and waited the next day (which was a saturday Half day)
anyway when i went in my boss had already got in and i noticed a "damp" patch over the front of the forecort.
nothing was mentiond until lunch time when my boss said.
"Hey Vince, you never guess what happend this morning..some filfy tramp has peed into a bottle and left it on the door step.. and when i went to move it it went all over my feet...i had to back up to the house and wash and get a clean pair of socks on"
well i nearly LOL but luckly for me he was distracted by a coustomer.
but if it wasn\'t for Old Mr Beg and a punctured tyre, i would of have to explain my laughter.
-
[Lots of Laughter] :laughing:
Nice story, ooseven :)
A dirtier joke I and a certain friend of mine committed a couple of summers ago - although not to a loved one, co-worker nor relative:
It was a misty night and we were sober, trekking around Vaasa - a certain finnish city we rarely visit. Actually we felt quite friggin\' bored, and we decided to do something amusing to keep ourselves occupied. We spotted a calm park with a nice bench in the middle of it. Soon I got the idea to pick up the bench and place it in the middle of a high-way street, going nearby the park. The bench was long enough to cover three lanes.
We took the bench and dropped it off to the street. It wasn\'t enough, however, for we both felt a great urge to urinate. So, in turns, we both peed on the bench - all over the bench - just to give it a nice, sticky and smelly quality. Then we fled the scene.
I can imagine how nice it was for the folk the next morning to stop their cars, rise from their warm seats and pick up the smelly bench. It takes two men to lift it up, too. The next day we went to inspect the scene, and the bench had been lifted - with all the liquids - and it now stood next to the highway. We, of course, laughed out loud and fled the scene feeling very happy - in a very evil fashion.
-
I\'ve erased my friends name off an assignment, and put mine, on countless occasions. School is so easy.
-
You must have some stupid ass teachers... Ahhh, gotta love the quality education in the U.S. :D
-
Go Nevada! Ranked almost last in the country!
-
I don\'t know what my state is ranked and I don\'t want to know.
-
If you were from Nevada, you would probably answer 51st... :laughing: