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Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: mm on January 14, 2003, 07:02:03 AM
someone has to fill vid\'s shoes, and this guy seemed to get overlooked before

heck, he even designed the nice buttons you click on every day

nO-One
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:06:16 AM
Here\'s to a member whom has never been a nO-One for me:

Congratulations, friend! :D

Your wonderful sense of humour, intelligent posts and general attitude definetely deserve the position :)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: videoholic on January 14, 2003, 07:07:31 AM
WOOOOHOOOOO

THere is noone that I could ever want more.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2003, 07:07:57 AM
w00t, go nO-One! :D
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 14, 2003, 07:10:40 AM
May your mod-ship be more eventful than my own...

*looks at CD*

*blinks*
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:11:46 AM
Yeahh Congrats buddy

the only problem is that you will have Sammy sexualy harrassing you MORE ;)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: videoholic on January 14, 2003, 07:12:56 AM
And now he gets access to the private sex forum...  Oooo..   Bring the wet naps.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:14:30 AM
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Originally posted by Videoholic
And now he gets access to the private sex forum...  Oooo..   Bring the wet naps.


Would that be the SECRET Forum that only us in power have Access to ?

/me puts foot in mouth so that Vid dosen\'t feal left out.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: GigaShadow on January 14, 2003, 07:14:51 AM
Woohoo Congrats No One... damn I still won\'t get to see that private sex forum.   Damn the Mod that gave me a taste!!!!!  Its like crack!!!!
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:18:15 AM
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
Woohoo Congrats No One... damn I still won\'t get to see that private sex forum.   Damn the Mod that gave me a taste!!!!!  Its like crack!!!!


the Sex forum of which Vid Speeks of is Samwises sick and twisted love letter forum.

you should read "ode to that Scottish Super spy with the massive Shlong"

it will bring a Tear to your eye i say.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: GigaShadow on January 14, 2003, 07:20:14 AM
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Originally posted by ooseven


the Sex forum of which Vid Speeks of is Samwises sick and twisted love letter forum.

you should read "ode to that Scottish Super spy with the massive Shlong"

it will bring a Tear to your eye i say.


:laughing:

Ok who do I have to pay?
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: nO-One on January 14, 2003, 07:20:29 AM
Thanks people.

Now I\'m a very happy panda :p

...ohh that private sex forum looks nice :D
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:22:31 AM
POP! - the new buttons are visible.

And how grand they are...

Beautiful, indeed :)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: GigaShadow on January 14, 2003, 07:22:51 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One
Thanks people.

Now I\'m a very happy panda :p

...ohh that private sex forum looks nice :D


Hmmm nO-One becomes a mod and the buttons become a gayish purple...
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2003, 07:24:00 AM
It\'s a conspiracy! :eek: :p
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:24:16 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One
Thanks people.

Now I\'m a very happy panda :p

...ohh that private sex forum looks nice :D


If your a Happy panda then what are you doing looking at anything sexy.

[Austin Powers Voice]
I thank you
[/Austin Powers Voice]

well unless its Panda porn

hey that rhymes :D
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:25:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by GigaShadow


Hmmm nO-One becomes a mod and the buttons become a gayish purple...


Didn\'t Nostrodamous predict something like this ?
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:25:14 AM
You should be a happy no-brainer - or a happy Homer for that matter, nO-One.

Why a Panda of all creatures?
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:28:40 AM
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Originally posted by ooseven


Didn\'t Nostrodamous predict something like this ?


Wait, I\'ll get my handy Nostradamus-book from the shelf nearby...

*flips through pages, reaches the year 2003*

Indeed! Here it is:

One day a nobody will change its status and at the same time re-innovate an old yet much-used factor. Over time this person will confess on being on a constant power-trip, abusing moderators and members alike with his huge panda-stick...

:D
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: nO-One on January 14, 2003, 07:29:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Darth Joyda
You should be a happy no-brainer - or a happy Homer for that matter, nO-One.

Why a Panda of all creatures?

South Park buddy, the sexual harasment panda.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:29:45 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda



One day a nobody will change its status and at the same time re-innovate an old yet much-used factor. Over time this person will confess on being on a constant power-trip, abusing moderators and members alike with his huge panda-stick...

:D


We\'re Doomed !

/me runs to the hills
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:35:45 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One

South Park buddy, the sexual harasment panda.


Oh God... The song... Sexual Harrasment Panda... IS PLAYING WITHIN MY HEAD NOW!

DEAR LORD NO!

/joins ooseven
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:39:15 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda


Oh God... The song... Sexual Harrasment Panda... IS PLAYING WITHIN MY HEAD NOW!


Joyda you utter B@£$tard !

it\'s now playing in my head too.

:mad:

Now i am very Unhappy panda.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:42:59 AM
Now the Masturbating Bear joined the Sexual Harrasment Panda. They\'re singing the infamous song together, dancing around my head, laughing at me. I\'ll go insane soon.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 07:44:22 AM
Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2003, 07:44:42 AM
Ask them to join the spam panda.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 14, 2003, 07:45:30 AM
Congrats man!

Cool looking new buttons too. :)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 07:55:49 AM
Sexual Harrasment Panda: Come closer children, I want to pat you in the head with my...

The Masturbating Bear: Children, start with the easy stuff first. There\'s no need to lose your virginity when you can do... THIS...

*the frantic masturbation-music starts*

Panda: Excuse me, Mr. Bear, but why did you interrupt me?

Bear: I know what you have in mind. Now back off!

Panda: F*ck you, Bear!

Bear: My pleasure!

*the frantic masturbation-music re-starts*

Panda ( to himself ): At least I\'m not jumping around in diapers all day long... Sheesh...

Bear: What did you say? Now FU*K OFF ALREADY!

Panda: Whom?

Bear: I know one wild, wild Panda you could be interested in.

Panda: Who? Tell me! NOW!

Bear: He\'s called the WWF Panda - hell, he\'s more famous than you will ever be. You can find him from http://www.panda.org(asm). I think he likes sadomasocism. On your way now!

*and so Panda leaves... The annoying song fades, only to be replaced by the frantic masturbation music... THEY\'RE DEMONS!*
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 08:05:18 AM
The Alarm Sound in the Sam Cave.

ooseven looks up “holy endangered species Samman someone is telling naughty panda stories over at Off Topic”

Samwise “Quick Hobbit_boy to the middle Earth moble”

*70 style batman music Dadadadadadadada*

Samwise “Darth Joyda you’re  Diabolical ”

Darth Joyda “silence Samman or I will relase my ultimate weapon, the incredibly long Finnish Bear Story ! “

Samwise “you wouldn’t”

Darth Joyda “Hahahahaha”

Ooseven “noooo”


Everything stops

Narrator “is this end for Saman and Hobbit_boy ?...can they stop Darth Joyda’s evil plan in time…well tune in next week…Same Samtime…Same SamChannel !!!!”
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Cyrus on January 14, 2003, 08:06:54 AM
what happened to vid he just became a mod i thought
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 08:07:37 AM
Oh... That was JUST the beginning... I have hundreds of pages worth of Bear- and Panda-related stories... An epic of a kind... JUST WAIT!
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2003, 08:13:31 AM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.panda.org%2Fgraphics%2Fgiant_panda_Fritz_POLKING.jpg&hash=f11c1929e205b4800fe736f5db308524c32780b3)

won\'t someome please think ofthe pandas ?

:crying: :crying:
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 14, 2003, 08:22:32 AM
Think about Pandas... Mmmm...

*slaps himself*



Now how did this thread come down to Pandas?
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: project86 on January 14, 2003, 08:55:03 AM
Congrats man. Keep killin\' kitties!:D
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: GigaShadow on January 14, 2003, 10:01:31 AM
Sexual Harassment Panda Lyrics:

AND WHO LIVES BENEATH THE WILLOW TREE ?
SEXUAL HARASSMENT ....... PANDA
WHO TEACHES SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO YOU AND ME ?
SEXUAL HARASSMENT ........PANDA
DON\'T DO THIS , DON\'T TOUCH THERE
DON\'T SAY THAT SAYS THE SILLY OLD BEAR
HE\'S COME TO TEACH YOU WHAT\'S RIGHT AND WRONG
SEXUAL HARASSMENT .............PANDA

BONUS - Picture of Petey himself!
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: FatalXception on January 14, 2003, 10:22:53 AM
Look at all the MODS in here double posting!?!?!  :rpissed:

How do you expect newbs to learn good forum manners when you guys don\'t even use the edit buttons?! :rpissed:

Oh.... and congratulations No-One....  I think we all knew it was only a matter of time. ;)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: shockwaves on January 14, 2003, 12:06:23 PM
Congrats nO-One.  You definitely are a great pick for the job.  The best of luck to you.  Oh, and thanks for the new buttons.  They look great. :)
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: nO-One on January 14, 2003, 03:18:59 PM
wow so many nice posts in my honor....kinda brings a tear to my eye socket... then I see the panda semi pornish posts.
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: SER on January 14, 2003, 03:25:24 PM
[SIZE=10]PURPLE=GAY=VAPOR[/SIZE]
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Kimahri on January 14, 2003, 03:34:50 PM
oooo i forgot about the sex forum..... still got one year to go before i get in....:crap:
Title: please welcome OT\'s newest pit boss
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on January 14, 2003, 04:45:18 PM
well, I guess then we are all getting a little something this season.