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Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: videoholic on January 22, 2003, 11:52:07 AM
Here is the transcript of the note:

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From: Bin Laden, Osama [mailto:osama@taliban.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We\'ve all been putting in long hours but we\'ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can\'t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it\'s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don\'t want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I\'ve posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it\'s not often I make a video address but when I do, I\'m trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we\'re taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we\'re taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we\'re not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We\'re all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That\'s all I\'m saying.

Finally, we\'ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.

Osama
Title: Re: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: ooseven on January 22, 2003, 12:22:08 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
Finally, we\'ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
 


LMAO :laughing:

very funny...Found that line the funnyest.

:laughing: :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: project86 on January 22, 2003, 12:23:17 PM
This can’t be real…can it?:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Re: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Unicron! on January 22, 2003, 12:38:57 PM
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Originally posted by ooseven


LMAO :laughing:

very funny...Found that line the funnyest.

:laughing: :laughing:


LOL:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: ooseven on January 22, 2003, 12:43:34 PM
see when you read it, try to think of the Simpsons Episode where Homer thinks barts GHEY and takes him to a Steel Mill.

/me has mental images of Osama slapping Omar\'s beard and saying with a Camp voice

Osama "Stand still you got sand in your beard !  !! "
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on January 22, 2003, 12:49:09 PM
LMAO!!!!!!! :D :D
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 22, 2003, 01:11:04 PM
That\'s pretty funny. Is it a coincidence that the shoe bomber was called Richard too?
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Titan on January 22, 2003, 01:11:35 PM
That definitely made my day. Thanks Vid.
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: videoholic on January 22, 2003, 01:32:08 PM
No prob titan.  My day is complete.  Now I have to plan for tomorrow.  :)
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Darth Joyda on January 22, 2003, 01:34:56 PM
Laughing Out Loud :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Seed_Of_Evil on January 22, 2003, 03:19:05 PM
Very funny video :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: The Stapler on January 22, 2003, 04:25:41 PM
The last one is hilarious! :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Titan on January 22, 2003, 04:57:43 PM
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Originally posted by Adan
Very funny video :laughing:


What video? :confused:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Silent D on January 22, 2003, 06:46:45 PM
You know, that one video with that guy that does something...

That was hilarious. :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: The Stapler on January 22, 2003, 08:06:10 PM
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Originally posted by Titan
What video? :confused:


The video that videoholic linked to! :nut:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Tyrant on January 22, 2003, 10:43:04 PM
ROFLAMO :laughing: :laughing:
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on January 22, 2003, 10:48:23 PM
.:laughing:  lots of LOL replies, it\'s hilarious.


ohh and the transcript was funny too.
Title: Detailed memo from Osama Obtained by CIA
Post by: Toxical on January 24, 2003, 02:10:51 PM
CIA? isn\'t Osama part of the CIA? Didn\'t they give him money in Afganistan?