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Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: videoholic on January 29, 2003, 09:33:27 AM

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Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: GmanJoe on January 29, 2003, 09:37:05 AM

Caption #1

Son, you suck at Photoshop! This is your punishment! ;)

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: videoholic on January 29, 2003, 09:42:30 AM

"I told you to finish your brocolli!!!"
and
"I saw this in a movie so I know I can get away with it."

Sidenote: You see where the dude killed his mom and cut her head off saying he got the idea from the Sopranos?

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: project86 on January 29, 2003, 09:45:41 AM

LOG! Next time your daddy asks you for those beads you better give them to him!

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: project86 on January 29, 2003, 09:47:05 AM

"this is what you get for sucking my tits off when you were nursing you damn brat!

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Cerberus on January 29, 2003, 10:04:34 AM

"I wonder if Tariq at the kebab shop needs any more meat?"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Ashford on January 29, 2003, 10:29:13 AM

"NO, SON!!! MOMMY WILL BUY YOU ANOTHER DOA XTREME VOLLEYBALL GAME!!!"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: pats8383 on January 29, 2003, 12:00:17 PM

"This mom in the event of saving the rain forest has turned to other methods to mulching her front yard"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 29, 2003, 01:20:00 PM

"When I said it takes guts to use that machine I didn\'t mean it literally!"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 29, 2003, 02:40:30 PM

"The new means of punishment for kids everywhere as spanking are deemed abuse..."

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: theomen on January 29, 2003, 02:58:01 PM

"Ex-gynocologist, Tommy the midget decides to become a small engine mechanic.  By using his OBGYN skills, he is able to fix almost all machines through the exhaust."

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Cerberus on January 29, 2003, 03:13:21 PM

"Bloody hell........., I wish someone would tell Pete Townshend that once you have finished with them, you don\'t just throw them away!!!"

Ps.
If that offends you, delete it, I don\'t mind. I only said it in jest. I do NOT in any way intend this post to be taken seriousley, and it is not my intention to offend.

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: kopking on January 30, 2003, 01:26:35 PM

recycle, cos the world matters

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: ##RaCeR## on January 30, 2003, 02:53:59 PM

\'Vapor, there are to be no gay\'s in my house, damnit, this is your punishment for not sucking on my breasts\'

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Kurt Angle on January 30, 2003, 03:02:34 PM

"I\'ve told you before, you\'re not coming out unless you eat your greens!"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Unicron! on January 30, 2003, 03:16:46 PM

Son:"mummy I love you"
Mom(thinks):"Oh no.I think he wants something."
Son:"You are the greatest mon in the whole world...."
Mom:"Yeap definetely he wants something"
Son:"......because I know you ll buy me..."
Mom"Shut up kid"
Son:"But mooom"
Mom"SHUT THE **** UP I SAID"
Son:"Mummy NOOOOOOO"
Mom:"DIE YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!!NOW LOOKED WHAT YOU VE DONE!!YOU VE MADE ME CALL MYSELF A BITCH"
Son:"MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYY"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: (e) on January 30, 2003, 04:32:37 PM

Damn, I knew he wouldn\'t fit in this confangled smoothie.

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Psycomantis101 on January 30, 2003, 05:35:51 PM

Next up on "when parents strike back"...

"I saw it in a videogame"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: Samwise on January 31, 2003, 09:02:00 AM

Mom to bystander:

"Damn, I owe you 5 bucks. He did fit in there!"

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: MPTheory on January 31, 2003, 09:07:05 AM

MOM:  I was kidding when I said there was candy in there!

Title: Caption Contest #422.7
Post by: luckee on January 31, 2003, 09:13:55 AM

"Here we have an example of a 4th year abortion"

"Gary Condit told me this would work"