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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on January 29, 2003, 03:26:36 PM
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Well we all know how much fun we all had in my first version of this.
Now for a much needed update. We remember the chick I was stressin over right? I was bitchin and cryin and you guys convinced me that the situation was hopeless.
We\'re going out now.
Cheers.
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ugh, im pissed. there is this REALLY hot girl that rides the bus to school (i only ride because of her hehe). we talked for about a month almost every day, and everyone told me she liked me. Friday after school i got TWO goodbye waves, but then the next day at church (yeah, on saturday, it sucks) she kind of acted strange. Now there\'s this kid that keeps hanging around her who PISSES ME OFF. My friends think that he told her something to get her to forget about me. Now she talks to him instead. I get comments like "If I don\'t like the CD, I guess I\'ll just talk to MATTHEW." Its like...thanks for the info...im going to go die now.....*screams*
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Heh... dude that sucks.
*waits for Cory or Tony to say something about church*
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you need to snatch that mofo in a bear trap
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Vapor: Yeah, but now you have to deal with raging lesbians. Talk about lose lose ;)
Dash Underscore Dash: Don\'t worry about it so much. If you really like her, just tell her that. It really does make things easier. If you can\'t tell her that, you have no right to expect to be with her :p
As for me, I\'ve had my own girl related ordeal recently. If anyone wants me posting it, just say so.
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Post it you sexy man, you.
*shakes fist at lesbians*
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Originally posted by shockwaves
Dash Underscore Dash: Don\'t worry about it so much. If you really like her, just tell her that. It really does make things easier. If you can\'t tell her that, you have no right to expect to be with her :p
ya man, just ask her out already..... I bet you think that if you keep talking to her shes eventually going to ask you out.. thats very rare for girls to do. If she says no, who cares, just move onto the next chick.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Post it you sexy man, you.
*shakes fist at lesbians*
Never, EVER, say anything bad about lesbians- GOT IT, PUNK?!?!?!?
They are responsible for more self-induced orgasms than you will ever have!
BACK OFF, LITTLE BOY! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU\'RE F*CKING WITH!!!!!!!!
you have been warned.
BTW, I thought you left....
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Ugh, I\'m pissed. I don\'t have a girl friend to post about having problems with at PSX2Central.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Heh... dude that sucks.
*waits for Cory or Tony to say something about church*
Cory will never have any room to ever talk again due to his ordeal on Monday Night.
As for the church thing, well, my sig helps out there :)
See Yuz.
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cory..... :laughing:
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"so how many of these guys are named Cory?"-quote from the Simpsons (you didn\'t think I could make it through a whole day without quoting the Simpsons, did you?)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Well we all know how much fun we all had in my first version of this.
Now for a much needed update. We remember the chick I was stressin over right? I was bitchin and cryin and you guys convinced me that the situation was hopeless.
We\'re going out now.
Cheers.
We demand proof!!!! ;)
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sex video maybe?
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
We demand proof!!!! ;)
Eh, I\'ll help a bud out.
She\'s really quite nice.
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*gives Stapler a cookie*
Stapler wants my girlfriend... bad.
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let \'em tap that, don\'t be a punk.
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You know what, he can go ahead and try, I\'ll just enjoy laughing as he crashes and burns miserably!
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Girlfriends. Who needs girlfriends? I broke up with mine yesterday. Three months. Now I am going to enjoy myself - for I am finally free of her over-exaggeration, her jealousity and her demanding personality. I am relieved, to say the least.
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Girlfriends. Who needs girlfriends? I broke up with mine yesterday. Three months. Now I am going to enjoy myself - for I am finally free of her over-exaggeration, her jealousity and her demanding personality. I am relieved, to say the least.
What you Broke up with your wrist ?
That must of been painful ;)
dose "she" get to keep half your stuff too ?
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Originally posted by ooseven
What you Broke up with your wrist ?
That must of been painful ;)
dose "she" get to keep half your stuff too ?
Heh - if I had broken my wrist I wouldn\'t be attending the Tennis-tournament which starts tomorrow ;)
Even as our relationship was serious - more serious than I wanted it to be - the process of \'breaking up\' was quite painless and smooth. I have no regrets - although I am going to think twice before I get myself into another relationship. They\'re not just worth it at this stage of life.
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This whole silly need for a girlfriend is just sad. You\'ll all grow out of it, once you have a serious relationship and the resonibility of one and it crashes terribly.
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yeah, just have fun. Go out with as many girls as you can now! you will be thankful for it in the longrun. Oh, and as much as some people may want you to belive this. Causal sex is Not overrated! ;)
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/me things VS is lying because we can\'t check
;)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
You know what, he can go ahead and try, I\'ll just enjoy laughing as he crashes and burns miserably!
She so wants me man. You could see it in her eyes: "I don\'t just want to shake his hand, I want to..."
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Bahahahahaha! Ok... you think what you want, whatever makes you happy man.
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND WE ARE HAPPY! :D
/me throws apples at everyone.
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Di, who is better, Cory or Tony?
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Please don\'t put me between the two of you!
*thinks*
Mmmmm....
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The 10cent whore? Prepare to be mindfu#cked some more.
I thought you were leaving anyway??
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Originally posted by luckee
The 10cent whore? Prepare to be mindfu#cked some more.
I thought you were leaving anyway??
I still don\'t believe they are dating... :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Please don\'t put me between the two of you!
*thinks*
Mmmmm....
/me classifies Vapours dirty mind as a potential weapon of mass destruction… and hopes that a nearby UN weapons team will put it out of action with a controlled explosion;) .
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Please don\'t put me between the two of you!
*thinks*
Mmmmm....
Tony. :)
Hey, like Cory, I can now relate to your girl related stupidity. Decided not to post it here though. IM me sometime if you wanna know.
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[offtopic] Vapor, good to see your avy and everything is back. I\'ve been gone because of midterms. They ended yesterday so I feel so free :D [/offtopic]
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
I still don\'t believe they are dating... :rolleyes:
Me neither :)
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Ok, believe what you want. I\'m not going outta my way to prove anything to any of you.
The 10cent whore? Prepare to be mindfu#cked some more.
I thought you were leaving anyway??
I\'m not being mindf*cked at all, but believe what you want. And I was leaving until I realized how much fun I had annoying you.
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She got you all pissy and made fun of in here, I think she did a good job of it.
Dont sweat yerself, you are easily ignored when needed be. Otherwise dont you think I would lash out at you more often?
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Originally posted by luckee
She got you all pissy and made fun of in here, I think she did a good job of it.
Dont sweat yerself, you are easily ignored when needed be. Otherwise dont you think I would lash out at you more often?
I gotta agree with luckee on this... come on Vapor, this chick made you the subject of ridicule for a month or so in here. A month from now we will be hearing the "she broke up with me" story aka Ugh I am pissed pt 3.
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You\'re just a blind fool, who thinks he has the "holy grail". IF you are indeed goin\' out, I assure you, it\'s only because she (1) has no one else for the moment or (2) needs someone for the moment. You\'ll be past news in no time. She f**ked you once, she\'ll do it again.
You can\'t turn a ho into a house wife.
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Bahahaha... Funny stuff.
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to build on what LIC said, hit it before she dumps your ass..... Also try and take pictures that way you can black mail her into more sex.
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he isnt getting any, he is just being tugged around by his wee-wee. Long as that happens, he wont get any. She has a position of power over him now due to the last incident. She isnt going to let that power go.
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I guess I\'m just another tool in the toolbox.
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But let\'s all face it, there is nothing more fun than see\'ing get set up for a huge fall!
:D
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Ok... let me specify a few things... first off, the whole reason why I\'m finding alot of this funny is because you guys are apparently clueless as to who she really is. You made too many assumptions and came up with your own irrational views about her, she is nothing like you guys percieve. She isn\'t playing or using me I can assure you. Furthermore, I can assure you that there will never be a time where I "fall" cuz its been almost two weeks and there has yet to be even the slightest ripple in our relationship. She loves me. I love her. Period.
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Yeah, these guys have just had too many bad experiences with girls. :laughing:
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Ok... let me specify a few things... first off, the whole reason why I\'m finding alot of this funny is because you guys are apparently clueless as to who she really is. You made too many assumptions and came up with your own irrational views about her, she is nothing like you guys percieve. She isn\'t playing or using me I can assure you. Furthermore, I can assure you that there will never be a time where I "fall" cuz its been almost two weeks and there has yet to be even the slightest ripple in our relationship. She loves me. I love her. Period.
You have no idea how many guys before you have made that speech...
...then fallen. Hard.
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Just friggin trust me and take my fuggin word. I swear some of you are the biggest pessimists in the world, I\'m not even sure if I should bother listening to what a lot of you say.
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Sure, you might be an exception. But this is what (many) girls do. It\'s part of their job description. You will actually find it in their CV.
I\'ve known many a person say the exact same thing.
"Wah wah, I know what your saying but it\'s LOVE... LOOOOVE (I want to fuck her brains out) LOOOVE! YOU HEAR ME??? She\'s not like those other girls you talk about wah wah WAAAAAAHHAAAAA"
Then boom. Kick to the crotch.
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Well, as long as I\'m the exception, and I\'m pretty damn sure about it.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Ok... let me specify a few things... first off, the whole reason why I\'m finding alot of this funny is because you guys are apparently clueless as to who she really is. You made too many assumptions and came up with your own irrational views about her, she is nothing like you guys percieve. She isn\'t playing or using me I can assure you. Furthermore, I can assure you that there will never be a time where I "fall" cuz its been almost two weeks and there has yet to be even the slightest ripple in our relationship. She loves me. I love her. Period.
Ok... go for it...
Maybe we don\'t know her per-say\'..but those of us who have been involved in similar situations know.
Assumptions come true at times no?
Irrational???..no, that would be you....
Thats what you think. Of course she may not be, but history doesnt say so now does it?
Of course you will because you already have.
Like I said, thats what you think..good for you. Live it out while you can...it may be the real thing, but as of now, MO is that you are blind. PERIOD.
SER: You\'re wet behind the ears as well.
Bob: He just doesnt realize....
VS. Of course you are :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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well you\'ve taken the first step towards casteration, you said you love her.....prepare for a long session of tear filled masturbation
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/me looks at the Thread Closed button.
ooseven to Thread Closed button.
ooseven "its ok hunny ..soon i\'ll put you to good use in this thread yet..but not now."
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Almost two weeks? Pardon me while I ....
[size=8]LAUGH MY ASS OFF![/size] :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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pffttt.... these crazy kids..... As much as you think you may have it ALL figured out at age 16, the truth is-
YOU DON"T HAVE A CLUE HOW REAL LIFE WORKS OR HOW QUICKLY FEMALES CAN SELF-DESTRUCT!!!!!
I was the same way when I was 16- lovesick every other week, tearing my guts out over some stupid teenage girl. Let me clue you in to something: Teenage girls are among the most braindead creatures on the planet, only beaten out of first place by teenage boys. They WILL destroy you at times, this is their way of discovering "the power of pussy".... Women WILL act irrational, they WILL perform complete 180\'s at will, and they WILL have the stupidest rationale for doing so.
Have fun, but don\'t put too much stake in your "love"... trust me, that\'s just your groin talking. ;)
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Ha! You said it all Chizzy. I think its funny how the young ones think that they have it all figured out.
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I "fall" cuz its been almost two weeks and there has yet to be even the slightest ripple in our relationship. She loves me. I love her. Period.
HAHAHA!!! It\'s been a whole two weeks? Dam man, that\'s some big commitment then!...hahaha.
Damn, you\'re rather naive man...Love? It\'s lust. Teenage lust.
The amazing thing is, you have all these guys on this board who are older and have been through the same situation and are warning you about it. Giving you forewarning yet you think we\'re all crazy...We\'re not. Your crouch is talkin\' and that\'s okay, but don\'t think she is serious about you and that it is gonna be "long term".
:laughing:@two weeks.
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:laughing: :laughing:
2 WEEKS!!!!
:laughing: :laughing:
2 Weeks is what is called the "honeymoon" period. Ever hear of it?
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hell..Ive had 6 month honeymoon periods and thought I was the cats meow...crashed and burned too.
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/me counts the months until I go away to college.
Yep, a 6 month honeymoon period would be pretty damn sweet right about now.
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2 weeks going out, and then months knowing each other. Like I said, we will find out.
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cuz its been almost two weeks and there has yet to be even the slightest ripple in our relationship
thats there is the mst funnniest thing i have ever heard..... i got along with my gf fine for a year.. and that ended up v shitty.. 2 weeks...rofl
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Ok, next time you can actually add the quote tags. I would say what I find funny, but I don\'t want to be an arsehole.
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You really don\'t make things easy on yourself, do you Vapor? :p
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Whats the fun in that? :D
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Originally posted by shockwaves
You really don\'t make things easy on yourself, do you Vapor? :p
Yea, then he can\'t cry about ppl making fun of him and threaten to leave.
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^^
Yeah, I thought he almost "swore" that he wouldn;t come back. You couldn\'t get enough of me, eh? J/K.
I didnt read this whole, thread but from what i gather, some chick, your going out with her, its been two weeks. Thats basically it. Just go along with it, Sure I probably dont know a whole lot more about any other of you about girls.
Im sure the older members, some even married can give you some good smack-talk. Anyway, just go with it. If she dumps you, just screw it. Its one pickle, in a pickle jar. Was was the other thing, like more fish in the bucket. Or something, anyway yeah.
If she wants you back say this exactly word for word; Hey, go take your two fingers and **** yourself. Just leave before she has anything to say.
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i was with a girl for 7 GODAMN years and it turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life.
but whatever...
its all good now.
did i mention to you guys that in less than 2 weeks im moving to michigan to FINALLY be with daisy after living apart for a year and a half now?
well i am, wish me luck.
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Good luck Luke.
What part of Michigan, I\'ve actually lived their once. Its different.
A year and a half now? Wow, this whole time, I thought you guys were fiances, (sp?) living together.
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im moving to Ann Arbor and when i get there im gonna find out where square marker lives in sterling heights and im gonna egg his house.
me and daisy are about as serious as you can get while living 300 miles apart.
the past year of our lives have pretty much been dominated by whos moving where, how are we gonna afford it and blah blah blah.
ask vid or no-one, they had to hear about it on msn messenger all the time.
but its actually going down next week and im godamn excited about.
for any of you michigan fans im living literally about 3 blocks down from the big house, on stadium dr.
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Man, why didn\'t I find this sooner? :D
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sharemation.com%2Fvaporsnake%2FMyPics%2Fignored.JPG&hash=ccf78bec7960d4a69bb1eb9ab24c67795d4d021f)
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That\'s your bad luck, Vapor. Luckee has some interesting things to say.
But I really think everyone has taken the whole "You\'re being mind****ed" thing a little too far. Are we all expecting him to actually break up with her because we say so? He\'ll find out eventually, if it\'s real or not.
Anyways, good luck with the girl, Vapor. But just out of curiosity. What was it exactly that made her change her mind, and suddenly start going out with you?
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Whoa, Scared me, I thought you blocked me....
Luckee does have some good things to say. I know you guys dont get along, but if you really need it, Im sure it may be great words of wisdom.
Anyway...
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i dont believe for 1 second that your not reading luck\'s posts guy.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
That\'s your bad luck, Vapor. Luckee has some interesting things to say.
But I really think everyone has taken the whole "You\'re being mind****ed" thing a little too far. Are we all expecting him to actually break up with her because we say so? He\'ll find out eventually, if it\'s real or not.
Anyways, good luck with the girl, Vapor. But just out of curiosity. What was it exactly that made her change her mind, and suddenly start going out with you?
Hah, actually I\'ve come to the realization that most of the things he has to say are either an attempt for me to lash out at him, or are just incredibly negative in general, I\'d rather block that out.
The thing that changed her mind.... *clears throat*
Ok... I\'ve gotten this question a lot, but I have no clue really how to give a straight answer for it... After she had stated we were friends and she only saw me as a friend, I didn\'t really change a thing. I still flirted with her and hit on her. We still went out on weekends and did the things we did before she said we were friends... I think you could say Christmas was the slight turning point... We got each other gifts and I wrote a pretty solid poem for her that she really seemed to appreciate. So we just kept hanging out and I was still trying to get over her and try and look at her as only a friend, but it was hopeless. She was just too perfect to merely be a hot friend that I hung out with on weekends, I cared for her just way too much. So after New Years\' I got frusterated with this whole "bottling" of my true colors and I just told her straight up how I felt. And after hearing that she said that she\'d think about it and that she\'d have to see how things would progress.
So a few weeks drifted on and we started the whole experiment and moved things up a notch. Things flowed easily and everything was perfect. And then one night after work we shared a kiss, I asked her and she said yes. Since then its been nothin but smooth sailing.
Like I said, there is real no definitive answer.
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awe... thats cute buddy.
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if your not up to speed on the whole VS SAGA then click on the view printable version. i know it will be a few pages of your trusty A4(UK) or PC letter load(US)
but i will be worth it.:D
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Man, why didn\'t I find this sooner? :D
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sharemation.com%2Fvaporsnake%2FMyPics%2Fignored.JPG&hash=ccf78bec7960d4a69bb1eb9ab24c67795d4d021f)
Isnt that only for PM\'s? For which I have only PM\'d you once asking you to never PM me again?
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You wrote a poem?
That may be the single gayest and most desperate act in awhile. All for alittle poontang.
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No, there is an ignore option and it does block out peoples posts who you place on your ignore list.
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Its all about getting ass, and you are wasting your time. Its much easier to just talk to freshman like me. No poems, no hard work. Amazingly I\'ve ran into some nice chicks this way though.
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
No, there is an ignore option and it does block out peoples posts who you place on your ignore list.
Cool beans, i thought it was just for PM\'s
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Originally posted by Bozco
Its all about getting ass, and you are wasting your time. Its much easier to just talk to freshman like me. No poems, no hard work. Amazingly I\'ve ran into some nice chicks this way though.
I wish he would post the poem... ;)
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Freshman? Dude thats cool and I\'ll but I got higher standards than that. :D
Let the shit talking commense.
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Now, how does one comprehend me leaving this thread to itself for 4 days without looking at it. Woe is me.
Looks like we\'re back to the same old story. A poem...that deserves a simple \'wow\'. Of course, since she wants to control your faith and basically everything you do, no matter how far you get, you\'re basically ****ed. She loves god more than she loves you ;)
See Yuz.
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I love you James. I don\'t want this to turn into a religous debate, but it\'s perfectly justified for someone to love God more than any one else.
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I personally don\'t care, but whatever breaks your heart, go for it. It\'s happened before. Now, this of course is the same girl who held an internet survey against you and even told you that she was avoiding you. Trustworthy indeed.
See Yuz.
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I am teh Sublimation Snake! Fear my phase changing snake propierties! ROAR!
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Ah Yes, the phase changing snake. Fear the greatness that is a Phase Changing snake. *cough*
Anyway, Yeah, I really haven\'t gotten involved with any girl, for the sole purpose of schoolwork and whatnot, as stupid as that sounds. Then again, if I DO feel like bagging groceries for a living within the next year, whatever.
See Yuz.
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um..... I hope you\'re not doing what I think you are
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No, I haven\'t even PMed somebody in about 6 months, so no, I haven\'t cheated in Bob\'s psx2c awards :-P
I\'ll get em\' to ya later, though. See Yuz.
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Originally posted by ROL Jamas
I personally don\'t care, but whatever breaks your heart, go for it. It\'s happened before. Now, this of course is the same girl who held an internet survey against you and even told you that she was avoiding you. Trustworthy indeed.
See Yuz.
Later to tell me she was glad I initiated our meeting to patch things up and that she could never stay mad at me. :)
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and then you replyed "Suck me beautiful", right?
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Man, you had more problems before your relationship even started than I\'ve had in mine before they ended. I\'m not sure whether to congratulate you or pity you.
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I myself have higher standards than freshman, just don\'t tell them that. :D
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Originally posted by Plasma Snake
Man, you had more problems before your relationship even started than I\'ve had in mine before they ended. I\'m not sure whether to congratulate you or pity you.
Congratulate me. It these problems that we sifted through that enabled us to go out today.
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Perhaps I\'ll congratulate you now, but stick a "kick me" sign on your back at the same time. It would pretty much sum up the situation.
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The best part is, if shit did happen to go down, I wouldn\'t share it here! Har!
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Yeah, but I\'d still find out anyway. I\'m good like that.
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I\'d eventually hear about it...
And James is my hero.
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You wrote a poem? For just this? Post it, please. I need a good laugh.
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Originally posted by Fayded
I\'d eventually hear about it...
I\'ll keep everyone here informed... :nut:
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Originally posted by Spudz
You wrote a poem? For just this? Post it, please. I need a good laugh.
Its actually quite good.
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Then post it.
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I\'d rather die to the hands of an angry midget with a pair of hedge-cutters.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Its actually quite god.
You have come this far, why not post it? I mean how much worse can the ridicule get? Besides it might inspire some others. :rolleyes:
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Ok... were you trying to convince me to post it?
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Ok... were you trying to convince me to post it?
Why not, you have pretty much posted every other detail...
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GigaShadow, leave him alone.. he\'s in LOVE!
If a 16 year old with his first \'real\' girlfriend says he\'s in love, then it MUST be true, so stop badgering him.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
GigaShadow, leave him alone.. he\'s in LOVE!
If a 16 year old with his first \'real\' girlfriend says he\'s in love, then it MUST be true, so stop badgering him.
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
GigaShadow, leave him alone.. he\'s in LOVE!
If a 16 year old with his first \'real\' girlfriend says he\'s in love, then it MUST be true, so stop badgering him.
I found this comical.
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That was the intention...
Giga obviously didn\'t see it...
Crazy kitten.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
That was the intention...
Giga obviously didn\'t see it...
Crazy kitten.
No I knew you were being sarcastic, thus I put the rollseye thing in ;)
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
Why not, you have pretty much posted every other detail...
I think I\'ll continue to decide what I want to tell and what I\'ll keep to myself.
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You tell enough to look like an idiot but not enough to make you look stupid, gotcha.
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Believe me I\'ve only unvieled the surface. As for looking like an idiot, no biggy.
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If he were worried about looking like an idiot, he would have chosen a different avatar.
:p
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This thread is still in OT.
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Originally posted by videoholic
This thread is still in OT.
Hah, that\'s the reason I couldn\'t find it. SwifDi = silly rabbit.
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Ahahahaha... Man reading this thread again was great. I\'ve concluded the following point: Those who thought they knew what they were talking about, were actually the same pessimistic and angstful clowns that still post today. They apparently had some kind of chip on their shoulder from being owned by some chick in the past. The bottom line is that the 2 weeks, are now 9 months, and still counting. Amazing how little people no on this subject, and the only advice they could give is, "hit it n\' quit it". Pathetic.
Good read though.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Ahahahaha... Man reading this thread again was great. I\'ve concluded the following point: Those who thought they knew what they were talking about, were actually the same pessimistic and angstful clowns that still post today. They apparently had some kind of chip on their shoulder from being owned by some chick in the past. The bottom line is that the 2 weeks, are now 9 months, and still counting. Amazing how little people no on this subject, and the only advice they could give is, "hit it n\' quit it". Pathetic.
Good read though.
Ah, so now you show your true colors. You just wanted it back so you could gloat. Nice man... :stupid:
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Actually I wanted it back was to, um... Yeah I wanted to gloat.
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So when are you going to marry, so you can bone her?
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Not sure... more than likely after college.
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You won\'t make it.
If nothing else, you\'ll go to college, start boning other girls and realize how stupid it is to have found "the one". Plus, she\'ll do the same. No one comes out of college without being just abit of a slut ! :D
Oh yeah - and if you haven\'t boned her already, well, give up on it. It ain\'t goin\' to happen.
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Haha... I knew you\'d jump all over that one...
But yeah, we\'re just two teenagers blindly in love, having no idea what we want in life, and we like to watch MTV while eating Hot Cheetos.
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as long as she gives you a rub down.
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*high five*
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Doesn\'t know what a "rub down" is.....
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:laughing:
You have been out with her how long and havent had sex? Not saying its key, but she is probably banging your brother or best friend. Hey stap you have some explaining to do.
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Stap couldn\'t bang his right hand if he tried.
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He knows how to bang; ask your mom.
;)
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You\'re hilarious.
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die.
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Spudz, you\'re an idiot.
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^^^ Cory > Spudz
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Spell my name right asshole.
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Edited.
Sorry schnookums.
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Good job.
*has sex with Jay*
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
You won\'t make it.
If nothing else, she\'ll start boning other guys and realize how stupid it is to have found "the one". No one comes out of college without being just abit of a slut ! :D
Fixed.
Really Di, I love your girlfriend.
Originally posted by Spudz
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Hey stap you have some explaining to do.
He signed an abstinence card for his girlfriends church, and if I recall Di isn\'t getting any pussy for at least 6 more months.
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You can sign a card vowing your virginity now\'a\'days? That is so extremely gay.
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are there any loopholes out of that one?
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:laughing:
wot a way to spend your most sexually virile years...
"the invisible man in the sky told me not to hump betsy"
:D pfft... tosser.
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Ah, the happy ending.
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why not
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They say that the size of a man\'s balls can actually determine his sexual urges... Maybe Di has really small balls
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Well, that would explain why I gotta everyday with my huge gorilla nuts and all.
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Well here\'s a nice update... This sunday we will have been going out for a year and four months.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
You can sign a card vowing your virginity now\'a\'days? That is so extremely gay.
WORD:fro:
I understand what you are doing but, is your g/f religious too? Im not going ask to what extent but depending, you need to get some kinda sum\'n sum\'n. heh. silly ebonics *folds arms tightly*:p
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Let\'s just say you can\'t go out with somebody for over a year and do nothing...
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Congratulations on holding hands, bud. My best wishes go out to your future ventures.
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does this mean you finnaly kissed.... on the lips? o_o
Edit: oh well, phil beat me too it, but still. yeah.
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Well she says I\'m a great hands-holder. I guess with practice I\'ve become an expert at it, and well the orgasms are just sky-rocketing sometimes.
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I\'ve heard if you can achieve the big-o just holding hands then you haved reached zen.
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"Rise From Your Grave"
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Originally posted by ooseven
"Rise From Your Grave"
Welcome to your doom!