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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on February 11, 2003, 05:11:38 PM
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Discuss.
In the past I used to think it was just a method to prevent "sin". But through some recently gained knowledge I\'ve realized that all it does is create unpure thoughts and images. Because of this, I seriously haven\'t touched my willy in about two weeks.
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No, its much better to masturbate, then to go out pick up a cheap whore, and screwing her, getting aids, making her pregnant, and dying 10 years later in your life, while the mother thinks of an abortion, and eventually the kid is born not knowing who his father was, and eventually does the same. Its an endless circle.
Its better to masturbate than to risk getting some chick pregnant at such a young age. Every man knows, growing up- it seems masturbation is the greatest thing every.
Just dont over do it. I do it about once a month.
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Thats true, but how is masturbating glorifying god?
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Glorifying?
Explain, i\'m not sure what your talking about in glorifying Him.
People have sex, its human instinct, he would\'nt have made sperm, orgasm and sex if he didnt want us to survive. Its natural to be "horny"
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Most Christians act in ways that glorify him, I don\'t see how wankin it is significant. What you described are things he intended for two married people in love.
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Vapor, get over yourself.
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No, my retardedness and immaturity aside... I\'m serious. Regardless if its a sin or not, most likely it won\'t stop me, its just something I wonder about.
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If God didn\'t "intend" for you to masturbate, you wouldn\'t have a right hand.
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I\'m ambidextrous.
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then you wouldn\'t have any hands:p
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If God didnt want us to have sex, he wouldnt have made it feel so damn good. Sex and masterbation are like a science. Its like Dildonics... it like, Condomnology man! (Echo, Echo)
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Well, according to the Church, masturbating is a sin. That doesn\'t mean most people don\'t do it ;)
IMO you\'re not going to hell for masturbating, just don\'t go crazy.
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Cant really accociate sex and masturbation with the bible because sex is for bringing in new life into the world. But, my train of though is, if god punishes for masturbation, A LOT of people are gunna go to hell :D.
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This is why men take Yoga.
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No, I think men Masturbate after yoga. I could only imagine so seeing all those women strech in so many interesting ways.
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What about people that don\'t go to church? They don\'t even have to worry about it being a sin or not. They just have to worry about not getting blue balls.
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
This is why men take Yoga.
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What if you needed grocieries... I\'m sure your balls wont keep you full for months .... Erm, Nevermind..
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Originally posted by Spudz
People have sex
Sex is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than masturbation. Quit masturbating Vapor and hit your chick. Just make sure to get the Trojans in the dark blue box cuz they come with spermicidal lubricant. :D
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Is masturbation a sin?
Yes and No
No its perfectly normal to do it.
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Yes its not even a sin but against the law if you do it in public ;)
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Choking chickens and bashing bishops? Isn\'t that wrong?
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Choking chickens and bashing bishops? Isn\'t that wrong?
no its perfectly normal .. plus it will give you the following health benifits
- Lower Blood Pressure
- High concentration levels
- lower stress levels (other than Blood pressure)
- Greater hand to eye co-ordination ;)
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Originally posted by ooseven
no its perfectly normal .. plus it will give you the following health benifits
- Lower Blood Pressure
- High concentration levels
- lower stress levels (other than Blood pressure)
- Greater hand to eye co-ordination ;)
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Well, you\'ve won me over.....
When do I start? Sorry, I\'ll rephrase that........ When do I carry on?:laughing:
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racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.
if you dont do it yourself, your gonna have a wet dream so you may as well just do it.
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Well, you\'ve won me over.....
When do I start? Sorry, I\'ll rephrase that........ When do I carry on?:laughing:
oh and also be careful not to do too much... as increased and regular masterbation leads to a ... increased Sperm count.
So be carful to ware a "Trogan" or "Durex" when your with your lady..
orther wise one joyful squirt...could turn into a Real life "squirt".
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Masturbation is not a sin because the hell is not that big :D
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Vapor I can see you\'re serious about asking this question, especially from a Christian POV. Have you ever heard of James Dobson? One of the most well-known Christian figures in the Baptist community (right next to Billy Graham). He does NOT think maturbation is a sin and thinks it\'s very normal.
However the Bible says stuff about lusting and do not covet thy neighor\'s wife etc etc... It\'s a touchy subjet but as long as you don\'t overdo it and/or dwell on it all day you\'re just as normal as everyone else.
One big advantage of wankin it is by the time you do get a wife and start having sex you\'ll have better control and you won\'t be out in the first round. ;) She\'ll enjoy this more than you...
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Why masturbate when you can buy one of these on EBay!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963&category=1469
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Current bid US $16,800.00
Damn...its out my Price range.
Looks like i will have to settle for a "REAL DOLL" then ;)
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My doctor told me to stop masturbating.
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He said it was freaking out the people in the waiting room.
*rim-shot*
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Originally posted by Jimmy
racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.
Each other????:eek:
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Originally posted by Jimmy
racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.
Hmmmmmm, for some reason, the phrase "you scratch my back and........." springs to mind.
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Masturbation a sin? Don\'t overdo it?
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No, it\'s not a sin. No, you can\'t f*cking overdo it. Unless you do it so often that you don\'t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, then you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.
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Originally posted by Samwise
you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.
i would like to add to the whole mass Debate ;) that there is always the hazard of Friction Burns.
:surprised :sconf: ;)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Discuss.
In the past I used to think it was just a method to prevent "sin". But through some recently gained knowledge I\'ve realized that all it does is create unpure thoughts and images. Because of this, I seriously haven\'t touched my willy in about two weeks.
What\'s the matter? You\'ve done it so often, that the same old stuff doesn\'t cut it anymore, so you\'ve started looking into homosexual porn and beastiality, just for that extra kink?
I\'d stop now. Pretty soon you\'ll be investing in a giant dildo with a suction cup on the bottom. And man, after a couple of weeks, that vaseline will get stale.
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Originally posted by Samwise
Masturbation a sin? Don\'t overdo it?
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No, it\'s not a sin. No, you can\'t f*cking overdo it. Unless you do it so often that you don\'t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, then you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.
That reminds me, I haven\'t cut the grass in forever... :(
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send biglog out to do it
he\'s a man now and needs to pull his weight
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Screw you monkey boy. I ain\'t doing crap.
Today\'s my birthday damnit. Respect me!!!!
Doh, I made an ewwy.
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Originally posted by videoholic
That reminds me, I haven\'t cut the grass in forever... :(
Its winter isn\'t your grass dormant?
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Technically it is a sin but that doesn\'t stop me ;) I personally don\'t think its a sin. The church should realize that it is better than going out and getting STDs.
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Shi*, if it is a sin then I got a one way ticket to hell, jerking off is one of the few things in life I enjoy, and I ain\'t stopping for no one(not the member, although he has asked me to stop when he\'s eating a few times). I can\'t see nothing wrong with it, except for the shoulder pains.
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It\'s somewhat hard to determine what is right and what is wrong spiritually, now that people who supposedly are in communication with god having histories of molesting young boys. I personally believe that there is nothing wrong with masturbating, as long as you don\'t overdo it...
Anyway, i think that people are way too preoccupied with whether or not their actions will send them to "heaven" or "hell." Live life the way you want to, follow your own moral code, just be a decent person.
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Exercises your arm too. ;)
I swear, my left arm is huge compared to my right one.
I\'m not religious, but I can\'t believe that masturbation could possibly be a sin.
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Supposedly its good to jerk off when you play sports. Helps with hand eye coordination. Also strenthens your arm too and stuff like that.
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Yes.
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Originally posted by project86
Yes.
WORD.
I\'ll say more if I ever get the time. But for now I\'ll just say this: nomatter how much you guys rationalize it, it will always be a sin.
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Originally posted by IronFist
I\'ll say more if I ever get the time. But for now I\'ll just say this: nomatter how much you guys rationalize it, it will always be a sin.
Uh... yeah...
[@sshole mode]It might be a sin for those sorry @ss religious people, but for normal people it\'s simply a great and harmless pleasure. :p[/@sshole mode]
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Originally posted by Titan
Supposedly its good to jerk off when you play sports. Helps with hand eye coordination. Also strenthens your arm too and stuff like that.
Never done that before... jerk off when I play sports. Kind of hard to concentrate on the game isn\'t it? ;)
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Originally posted by Samwise
Uh... yeah...
[@sshole mode]It might be a sin for those sorry @ss religious people, but for normal people it\'s simply a great and harmless pleasure. :p[/@sshole mode]
Considering that the topic question involved the word sin, I would say that the answer is found in the Bible. Thus, this topic would have originaly applied to those of a religious nature...perhaps.
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Yeah, but those kind of people tend to look upon the world as being like they believe it is... if that made any sense. Any way I don\'t care if people masturbate or not. It\'s their loss; not mine.
:laughing: @ Gigashadow
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Anyone who says they haven\'t is lying anyway. This thread is sort of hypocritical.
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Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, but those kind of people tend to look upon the world as being like they believe it is... if that made any sense. Any way I don\'t care if people masturbate or not. It\'s their loss; not mine.
:laughing: @ Gigashadow
I won\'t get into a debate if people should do it but the topic did ask if it was a sin.
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Okay, look, if you don\'t masturbate for a certain amount of time, your body has to get rid of all those dead spermys and make fresh ones. So, what happens? You have a "wet dream" and you ejaculate in your sleep.
Here\'s my point.
Would you rather have inpure thoughts in your sleep and wake up with sticky boxers?
Or would you rather have inpure thoughts and be able to control where and what is gonna be sticky?
There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Your body has to get rid of the old sperm somehow, so just give your body a helping hand. Sheesh.
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Word.....
:laughing:
LIC is deh shmarteh!!11
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Not smart. Just an avid fan of the ole\' \'five knuckle shuffle\'.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Okay, look, if you don\'t masturbate for a certain amount of time, your body has to get rid of all those dead spermys and make fresh ones. So, what happens? You have a "wet dream" and you ejaculate in your sleep.
Here\'s my point.
Would you rather have inpure thoughts in your sleep and wake up with sticky boxers?
Or would you rather have inpure thoughts and be able to control where and what is gonna be sticky?
There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Your body has to get rid of the old sperm somehow, so just give your body a helping hand. Sheesh.
Yeah, and your point is duly noted, however, the body discharges these “dead spermies” in your urine as you shake the dew off your lily. This happens at any time and you may not even know it. Nice try though.
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
Never done that before... jerk off when I play sports. Kind of hard to concentrate on the game isn\'t it? ;)
Well, you don\'t jerk it on the field. You do it in the locker room or something ;) j/k :)
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Originally posted by project86
Yeah, and your point is duly noted, however, the body discharges these “dead spermies” in your urine as you shake the dew off your lily. This happens at any time and you may not even know it. Nice try though.
I know the body will go into "wet" mode when it loads up after a while.
But what you speak of, I havent heard before. Got any links on this?
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Its called earwax, sercretly is spern being secreted from your body....
Dont tell anyone though
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"But I say to you anyone looking at a woman as to have a passion for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5:28
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Clowd, I officially delcare you to be the Official PSX2Central Fundy.
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"I say jerk off all you like. You know you want to."
- Samwise
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Originally posted by Samwise
"I say jerk off all you like. You know you want to."
- Samwise
Yes, yes I do.
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Originally posted by Samwise
"I say jerk off all you like. You know you want to."
- Samwise
/me runs into bathroom with a Penthouse and a box of tissues.
And Clowd, your a tool :p
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Insulting Clowd for giving the answer to this thread\'s question, "Is masturbation a sin?"
Whatever.
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This might be considered rude....... [size=8]BUT CLOWD IS A FRIGGIN MORON![/size] There I said it. :p
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The only thing that matters is if you enjoy "beating your meat" or not.
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I agree that Clowd and I don\'t see eye to eye, but its his perspective on the matter and the thread is asking if its a sin. So, i say there is no reason to insult him...for once..:D
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I was just kidding. Note the smily in my post :)