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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on February 27, 2003, 12:27:03 PM
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http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
WARNING : article contains bad words your mommy would spank you for. ;)
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damn.... that is bad.. would like to try one one time though
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this is great! More clientel for me!
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When me and my brother had breafasts, we called it "The Triple By-pass Breakfast"
Each of us had :
Two double yolk eggs
Half a pack of bacon, thick sliced
hash browns
coffee
:D
But we had that once a week.
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That is one funny article.
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Who gives a shit. I\'m way past carrying about my health.
Maybe I need some help from theomen :D
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That is discusting man. You really would have to be a fat bastard to find that even remotely acceptable for a breakfast... Remeber that sour dough burger they were selling at burger king? I know a guy that was a manager at one, he said the buger alone had over 2000 caleries in it. Thats just sick! People should really start caring more about their helth. BTW Omen, what is a good diet to follow to lose weight fast?
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cyclical ketogenic diet, or CKD for short. It\'s sometimes known as the Atkins diet also, but he didn\'t invent it, just marketed. The basic idea of it is to deplete your body of it\'s main fuel, Carbs, and send your body into a ketogenic state where it feeds off it\'s secondary fuel source, fat. The easiest way to do this is to limit your carb intake to below 20 grams a day. Your intake will be comprised of protiens and fats, so you\'ll eat alot of cheese, and meats, but pastas, breads and rice are out of the question. The good part is that with the CKD you can carbo load on the weekends.
The difference between the CKD and just a low carb diet is that with a low carb diet you feel lagy, and tired but with the CKD once you reach a ketgenic state, you get energized like you just took a shot of ginsing.
Another thing that helps is limit your sodas, and drink more water. The reasoning behind that is your liver is your main fat burning organ, but when you don\'t have enough water in your system your kidneys get overwhelmed and need some help from the liver. This means that your liver has to slow down on it\'s fat burning and help the kidneys.
For a laid out diet and all for the CKD just search google for it, and you\'ll find a plethora of sites devoted to it. I went on a CKD for 2 weeks and I dropped 8 pounds of fat in the first week, and then anohter 6 the next week. The beauty of the CKD is that you don\'t starve yourself, thus no catobolism (body eating it\'s own muscle), thus you never loose any muscle mass, only fat and water retantion.
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This man is smart. No more bread, rice, or pasta for me. :D
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Be warned though, you\'ll be scavanging the cupboards for something sweet and low carb, like a crack adict looking for a fix. One way to get around this is to buy some fat free sugarless jello, even if you hate jello, you\'ll need it. I almost went insane looking for something sweet that was low carb when I was on the diet.
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How about some Equal packets? :laughing:
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splenda isn\'t bad, just throw a couple packets in your mouth like snuff.
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Well, I just reading through some of the results I was able to get through a google search and came up with this...
While there are many generalized water intake equations (such as 8 glasses per day), these may not be correct for everyone. To poach a guideline from a friend of mine, a good rule of thumb is 5 clear urinations per day, and 2 of those should come after your workout. This gives trainees a way of individualizing water intake.
That\'s alot of peeing, shows I haven\'t drinking my fair share of water. :crap:
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too bad one would be overly hyper after one serving of that.
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Originally posted by MPTheory
That is discusting man. You really would have to be a fat bastard to find that even remotely acceptable for a breakfast... Remeber that sour dough burger they were selling at burger king? I know a guy that was a manager at one, he said the buger alone had over 2000 caleries in it. Thats just sick! People should really start caring more about their helth. BTW Omen, what is a good diet to follow to lose weight fast?
It doesn\'t really look that nice. But I\'d have no problem munching on a nicer version, my body is past repair, so who gives a ****, I smoked, did drugs, drink and don\'t do anything healthy, where I don\'t eat alot ( maybe 1 meal a day ) it\'s never healthy and I don\'t excercise. I\'m not that big I\'m in any danger from it but I could lose a few pounds :D but I really don\'t care enough to. If I die I die, shit happens.
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they must be chowing on deep fried lard, or lard fried lard... oh well... you get the point.
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Originally posted by theomen
cyclical ketogenic diet, or CKD for short. It\'s sometimes known as the Atkins diet also, but he didn\'t invent it, just marketed. The basic idea of it is to deplete your body of it\'s main fuel, Carbs, and send your body into a ketogenic state where it feeds off it\'s secondary fuel source, fat. The easiest way to do this is to limit your carb intake to below 20 grams a day. Your intake will be comprised of protiens and fats, so you\'ll eat alot of cheese, and meats, but pastas, breads and rice are out of the question. The good part is that with the CKD you can carbo load on the weekends.
*raises hand*
I lost 10 pounds of flab from the Atkins Life Style. (it\'s not a diet - it\'s a life style change). I totally cut out carbs for 4 weeks and also worked out like a mad man posessed. I lost a lot of flab and gained muscle mass. Also, I never fatigued due to the lack of carbo. I ate meat, lots of ruffage and drank the usual gallon of water a day (I\'ve always been a thirsty guy). The 10 pounds I lost was in two weeks but it remained steady since my muscles began to get larger. I\'ve since weaned myself from the Atkins 2 weeks ago and slowly have gone back to eating carbs.
Atkins works. But it stinks up your breath due to ketones and you really see the excess carbs people eat especially at night. But be warned - Atkins is not for long term use, IMO. Unless you\'re morbidly fat and can\'t exercise without cracking you knees.
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yeah the ketones will make your breath smell like accetone (sp)
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Originally posted by SER
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This man is smart. No more bread, rice, or pasta for me. :D
Your "nanay" will be "galit" with you if you don\'t eat rice with your "adobo". :)
Manila was great..... :D
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What is it?
Spam Moosh?
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Your "nanay" will be "galit" with you if you don\'t eat rice with your "adobo". :)
Manila was great..... :D
:laughing:
Rice is a killer man. I eat it all the time, that\'s most probably why I never lose more than 5 pounds when I try to "diet."
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where\'s the corn-pone, lard-pone, lard-back, fat-back, back-tack,...I mean tack-back?
(sorry, it\'s an obscure simpsons reference.... ;) )
[homestar runner] owwwww! That stuff is bad for you! [/homestar runner]
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What\'s strange is the Japanese, French and Germans eat significantly more fat than the average Americans yet they suffer from less heart disease than Americans. The French and Germans drink more wine than Americans while the Japanese eat a lot more fish than Americans.
Go figure.
Anyway....I expect to live a healthy 3000 years. :)
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Probably becuse we are lazy asses and sit around all day. :shy:
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Originally posted by SER
Probably becuse we are lazy asses and sit around all day. :shy:
But if we ate "tuyu"......we\'d all be skinny lazy asses. :p
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^^^
:laughing:
OMFG, that\'s funny man... You ate that? Even I don\'t eat that. Unfortunately, my parents do. :(
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Oh yeah, I just showed this to my mom...
Guess what her job is?
The statewide dietition/nutritionist for Alaska...
And she doesnt cuss almost at ALL!!!!!111
her reply:
"wholey.... shit!!!!!!11111\'\'
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I like smoked salmon. Can you send me some?
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Yeah, for a price... :D
We have lots of fish.. halibut, salmon, fish eggs, seaweed (lots of it)
and a bunch of meat, caribou, mouse, deer, etc....
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Mouse? You sick ****.
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^ :laughing:
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Where can I get that breakfast?
You only have a high metabolism once, better live it up...
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There\'s nothing inherently wrong with the pancakes other than their rather dubious choice in company. I\'ve really got nothing at all to say about them. I like my paragraphs to at least look impressive on the skim-through, so I\'d really hate to have to end this one so soon. My hope is that you\'re not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that\'s the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy!
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Mmmmmmm pancakes.....
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Originally posted by Heat
Mouse? You sick ****.
lol, my bad i mean moose...
I think my brother was watching Mickey Mouse on Disney, so It just came into my mind..
:laughing: mouse...
but seriously, if anyone wants any fish i can scoop some out of the freezer without my mom knowing :laughing:
Its probably a bit old, but it wont taste any different, we have shit loads of it, and i would be glad to get rid of some if it and put in more hot pockets :D
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I actually I want the salmon that looks like its in a tuna fish can... My grandma got me some a while ago. :)