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Title: Hey!!!! Stonehenge was one big vagina!!!
Post by: videoholic on March 03, 2003, 04:08:01 PM: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20030224/stonehenge.html?ct=6936.44363273965

That\'s right. It was modeled after none other than the chicky woo woo.

Well, that is a belief anyway.
Title: Hey!!!! Stonehenge was one big vagina!!!
Post by: (e) on March 03, 2003, 04:22:25 PM: Right....

People have the stupidest theories...

I was watching Discovery and this guys theory why People in Africa have darker skin is because they ate dirt..... :laughing:
Title: Hey!!!! Stonehenge was one big vagina!!!
Post by: CHIZZY on March 03, 2003, 04:41:51 PM: actually, this sounds feasible... a lot of ancient cultures worship a fertility god, and what better way than to build an enormous snatch?

besides, I always shape my mashed potatoes like a twat in my own private worship ceremony...
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Post by: (e) on March 03, 2003, 04:44:39 PM: Quote

besides, I always shape my mashed potatoes like a twat in my own private worship ceremony

LMFAO!! :laughing:

Chizzy plz lemme use this for my sig...

Oh, god thats hilarious :laughing:
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 03, 2003, 04:55:42 PM: permission granted, my son.... ;)
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Post by: (e) on March 03, 2003, 04:56:38 PM: w00t!
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Post by: Luke on March 03, 2003, 05:06:18 PM: i had tacos for dinner tonight.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 03, 2003, 05:08:24 PM: crotch tacos?
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Post by: videoholic on March 03, 2003, 07:14:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
besides, I always shape my mashed potatoes like a twat in my own private worship ceremony...

Dude, I thought I was the only one!!!!

You lika de sauce?
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 03, 2003, 07:17:49 PM: I like a little butter near the mons pubis....
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Post by: videoholic on March 03, 2003, 07:23:04 PM: Yummy. I always pretend the bacon bits are...... um, nevermind. That\'s just wrong.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 03, 2003, 07:28:37 PM: OK, the bacon bits may be wrong, BUT-

what about julliene-cut green beans for a little patch?

is.. is that wrong?
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Post by: videoholic on March 03, 2003, 07:34:25 PM: Ah, winter bush.

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F138.121.52.29%2Fotn%2Ffunny%2Fsmileysex5.gif&hash=e3823f664cc571c7bcffa98a9c2ba7fe26f47909)

Weren\'t we talking about Stonehenge earlier?
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Post by: markc111 on March 03, 2003, 07:56:56 PM: twice I clicked that link and both times my comp froze :mad:
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Post by: (e) on March 03, 2003, 09:17:20 PM: Well thats too bad for you...

It contains hot lesbian porno, and free donuts.
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Post by: markc111 on March 03, 2003, 10:03:18 PM: mmm, free donuts :nerd: ... i mean lesbians, i wanna see the lesbians...
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Post by: project86 on March 04, 2003, 04:20:37 AM: And back to our original programming…

I guess I could possibly believe this guy’s theory due to the fact that these stones were formed in a time prior to the great flood described in the Bible. Pre flood days were described as a time filled with immorality and evil (hence the purpose of the flood). I would say though that the stones may not have been a place for fertility but for sexual sacrifice and possibly representing mans desire to return to his origin, the womb. Who knows, these are all just thoughts off the top of my head. All I can say is that 6000 years ago the Earth was formed, 2000 years later there was a flood and all we have today is as much of a mystery as it will be until the end of days.
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Post by: videoholic on March 04, 2003, 04:38:00 AM: Could you imagine going through all that work to make a vagina? Heh, they\'d crack up if they could see today what they can make out of laytex.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 04, 2003, 04:39:47 AM: mmm, sounds delicsh
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 04, 2003, 05:22:52 AM: Quote
Originally posted by project86
And back to our original programming…

I guess I could possibly believe this guy’s theory due to the fact that these stones were formed in a time prior to the great flood described in the Bible. Pre flood days were described as a time filled with immorality and evil (hence the purpose of the flood). I would say though that the stones may not have been a place for fertility but for sexual sacrifice and possibly representing mans desire to return to his origin, the womb. Who knows, these are all just thoughts off the top of my head. All I can say is that 6000 years ago the Earth was formed, 2000 years later there was a flood and all we have today is as much of a mystery as it will be until the end of days.

Dude, I like you and all, but..... :nut:

I won\'t EVEN start... this thread is fine. It doesn\'t need to be another 16-page religion thread.
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Post by: project86 on March 04, 2003, 06:17:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY

Dude, I like you and all, but..... :nut:

I won\'t EVEN start... this thread is fine. It doesn\'t need to be another 16-page religion thread.
Sorry man. Purhaps I should save that for later eh?:D
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 04, 2003, 08:26:16 AM: I\'ve been "inside" Stonehenge.
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Post by: (e) on March 04, 2003, 04:47:08 PM: Was it dirty?

(Rocks are usually dirty :D )
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Post by: Silent D on March 04, 2003, 04:53:51 PM: Probably wet, I mean, it rains a lot there right?

Anyways, I think it\'s just a gynecologist trying to get famous.
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Post by: (e) on March 04, 2003, 04:55:32 PM: That gives me an idea.

Quote
EIFFEL TOWER SHAPED AFTER DEFORMED PENIS - New York Times

:D
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Post by: Silent D on March 04, 2003, 05:05:48 PM: Soo, they finally published Tujac\'s theory, eh?
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Post by: (e) on March 04, 2003, 05:07:35 PM: Tujac?

The wanna be black gay kid?
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Post by: Silent D on March 04, 2003, 06:00:38 PM: Fo realz, dawg.

/me snickers at his do rag...