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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GigaShadow on March 04, 2003, 08:22:23 AM
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Heh...
*edited by ooseven*
NEW YORK - "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Vaporsnake told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of New York Hospital. Vaporsnake, and homosexual partner "Kiki", had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Ragnar , our gerbil, in," explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that Kiki had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragnar but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Vaporsnake\'s hair and severely burning Vaporsnake\'s face. It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Vaporsnake suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to the anus and lower intestinal tract.
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:laughing: Damn that is funny!
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WAY TOO MANY POP UPS! I hate that crap
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Pop-ups SUCK!!!11
Friggin things just kept coming!
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here is the stuff
NEW YORK - "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Vaporsnake told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of New York Hospital. Vaporsnake, and homosexual partner "Kiki", had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Ragnar , our gerbil, in," explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that Kiki had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragnar but he wouldn\'t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Vaporsnake\'s hair and severely burning Vaporsnake\'s face. It also set fire to the gerbil\'s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Vaporsnake suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to the anus and lower intestinal tract.
Its not real, its just made by someone on this forum..
Lol, you guys seen the small penis one u can make at the forum :laughing:
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Not only is it not funny, its older than sin.
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I got a website for some chick called Jessica Sleeper.......
WHO THE F0CK IS JESSICA SLEEPER???
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hmmm way too many Pup-ups make me nervous... Plus Ad wares went into meltdown when i click on that link....
You can carry on with the Vapor Bashing ;) ... But Link Removed.
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No way man, I saw this before. We did this to my friend on the wrestling team. It\'s one of those generated post. It\'s from a daily post site or something.
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Yeah who the hell is Jessica Sleeper... never heard of that broad. Anyway, who cares if its old vapor, not eveyone has seen it.
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I\'ve seen this before. Old news.