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Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on March 13, 2003, 07:37:24 AM: Are there any doctors/GP\'s in the house. I have a particular problem \'down there\' that I need some advice on.

Gosh, im in for a bashing i know, but i being serious, and i hope everyone else can be too.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ooseven on March 13, 2003, 07:47:31 AM: i am currently a Mphil Student... which means if i stick at it and produce some great work i\'ll be a Doctor in 3 years..

mind you it will be in Electrchemistry though.. but i will be a Doctor.

so whats your problem ?

is it an embarrassing RASH down below or something ?

because if it is.. then count me out :mad: ;)

hey maybe i\'ll be able to electrplate your privates with Cobalt so that you wont get that "problem" ever again.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Green Meanie on March 13, 2003, 07:49:41 AM: Come on then, hit us with it, what\'s your problem, NHS on-line are quite good.

No taking the piss everyone.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ooseven on March 13, 2003, 07:52:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Green Meanie

No taking the piss everyone.

I would think the doctor would have to.. I mean urine samples are a good indicator for things. ;)

Oh God i hope for raCers sake that Vide don\'t see this.. he will have a field day with all the comments ;)
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: videoholic on March 13, 2003, 08:06:33 AM: Nah.. I feel for the little guy. He knows the risks of anal sex......
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ooseven on March 13, 2003, 08:26:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
Nah.. I feel for the little guy. He knows the risks of anal sex......

you know after all the Titan bashing it feals weird going back to normal :(.....
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Samwise on March 13, 2003, 08:41:22 AM: TITAN IS GAY, TITAN IS GAY!

*must resist joking about Racer*

Racer, search for some online doctor sites or whatever. I don\'t think it\'s wise to ask the pepole around these parts. :)
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: MPTheory on March 13, 2003, 08:58:06 AM: whats the problem?
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Kurt Angle on March 13, 2003, 10:27:47 AM: Just go and see a real doctor, you can\'t be too careful when it comes to your tackle.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Luke on March 13, 2003, 10:29:20 AM: ^

I AGREE.

but check webmd.com, youll be able to find something to read at least, maybe figure out whats wrong with your little guy.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: videoholic on March 13, 2003, 11:38:10 AM: What are the symptoms? You getting some dripage? Maybe PSX_J can help you out.

http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=23115&highlight=penis+and+doctor
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: CHIZZY on March 13, 2003, 12:27:23 PM: Where have you been putting it?
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: theomen on March 13, 2003, 03:25:35 PM: I\'m a certified EMT, but unless you cut/burnt/bent/ or broke your penis, I probably can\'t help.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on March 13, 2003, 05:11:01 PM: Lets just say its got nothing to do with my dick.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Luke on March 13, 2003, 05:51:33 PM: so where exactly is "down there" then?
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: videoholic on March 13, 2003, 06:02:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Lets just say its got nothing to do with my dick.

Well then it could always be a yeast infection. The vagina is a breading ground you know for things like that. You should really go get you some antibiotics. You don\'t want your vagina getting all itchy.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: (e) on March 13, 2003, 06:03:49 PM: [size=100]LMFAO!!!!!111[/size]

Oh dear god, asking about his penis on a forum...

ITS CALLED PUBERTY!
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: theomen on March 13, 2003, 06:11:57 PM: badger crawl up your ass? If so, play some soft music, dim the lights and cook up a yankee pot roast.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Deadly Hamster on March 13, 2003, 06:21:49 PM: Video, antibiotics cause yeast infections in woman you know... Incase you were being serious :-P
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: videoholic on March 13, 2003, 06:39:34 PM: Doh. You are right.

Then I will have to recommend some Monistat 7. If it doesn\'t go away we\'ll get ya some pills.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: luckee on March 13, 2003, 07:05:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic

Well then it could always be a yeast infection. The vagina is a breading ground you know for things like that. You should really go get you some antibiotics. You don\'t want your vagina getting all itchy.

You do know a man can get a yeast infectiopn righ? :)

Well..so it isnt called yeast..I forget..something with a "T".

Useful info fro the dya.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: SwifDi on March 13, 2003, 07:07:58 PM: Do not share it, you\'ll regret it dude. You can find much more useful advice elsewhere.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on March 13, 2003, 07:16:32 PM: Vapour, yes, i have just discovered what a bunch of ass holes they all are. And considering their all supposed to be mature adults, its pretty embarassing on their behalf.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Titan on March 13, 2003, 07:23:51 PM: He might have diaper rash :confused: Either that or his penis is finally coming out :)
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: MPTheory on March 13, 2003, 09:05:58 PM: Racer man, You KNOW how the forums work. If you say "Im haveing a problem \'down there\'" what do you expect people to say. If you have a serious problem, tell us. You would be suprised at the seriousness you can squeeze out of people in here. So what exactly is wrong? (BE SPECIFIC) I promise I wont laugh.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: theomen on March 13, 2003, 10:02:48 PM: Meh, I offered my services....
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: Luke on March 13, 2003, 10:15:18 PM: dont worry about it dude, he comes on talking about having problems "down there" then gets offended when everybody thinks its his weiner... whatever.
Title: Are there any doctors in the house?
Post by: videoholic on March 14, 2003, 12:14:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by luckee

You do know a man can get a yeast infectiopn righ? :)

Well..so it isnt called yeast..I forget..something with a "T".

Useful info fro the dya.

Yeah, I know, but in Racer\'s case you have to have a penis..