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Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: videoholic on March 14, 2003, 11:52:51 AM
Three Die Retrieving Phone from Latrine
NAIROBI (Reuters) - Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that slipped down an open-pit latrine while its owner answered a call of nature, a newspaper reported on Friday.

   

Anxious to recover her phone, the owner in the coastal town of Mombasa offered 1,000 shillings ($13.09) to anyone who would recover it, the Daily Nation said.


Well over half the Kenyan population of 30 million people lives on less than $1 a day.


The first to try -- a 30-year-old radio technician -- failed to resurface after disappearing down a ladder into the latrine.


His friend went after him but slipped and fell. The third casualty, trying to rescue the others, was hauled out of the pit by neighbors after he inhaled the fumes and lost consciousness.


The man was rushed to hospital but died on the way.


"The fumes inside must be extremely poisonous considering the short time it was taking to disable the retrievers," acting Mombasa police chief Peter Njenga was reported as saying.


The Daily Nation said police prevented a fourth man from climbing into the latrine and the search for the phone was eventually abandoned.
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13 bucks?  I wouldn\'t do it for less than 20.  :)
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Kurt Angle on March 14, 2003, 12:30:58 PM
I saw this article earlier today, why doesn\'t someone dial it\'s number to make it ring. Then just hold your breath and go in to grab it.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: MPTheory on March 14, 2003, 12:53:43 PM
thats sick and demented... Vid.  You come up with the greatest titles for your threads haha
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Post by: Unicron! on March 14, 2003, 01:39:10 PM
My first mobile phone fell inside the army latrine too.It was a stinky, shitty, disgusting hole.It fell right in the target.
I stiuk my hand inside the hole and took it out.It was my most disgusting experience.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Luke on March 14, 2003, 01:47:59 PM
man, i woulda just got a new phone... your a wierdo.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 14, 2003, 02:03:01 PM
unicron, you sir are filthy. An army latrine, no less.  :puke:
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Post by: Sara on March 14, 2003, 02:03:56 PM
Man, having to fondle a turd is one of my worst fears.  I wouldn\'t have even CONSIDERED getting it.  Not with a hand, not with the aid of a man, not with a fishing pole, I will not stick my arm into the hole.  Sickos.  :nut:
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: videoholic on March 14, 2003, 02:18:23 PM
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Originally posted by Sara
Man, having to fondle a turd is one of my worst fears.  I wouldn\'t have even CONSIDERED getting it.  
Not with a hand,
not with the aid of a man,
not with a fishing pole,
I will not stick my arm into the hole.  
Sickos.  :nut:



Hahahahaha.  That could almost be a Dr. Suess poem.
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Post by: Toxical on March 14, 2003, 02:26:26 PM
Holy ****,  i guess you\'d give em $30 and they\'d give you their kidney.  :laughing:
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: The Stapler on March 14, 2003, 04:43:44 PM
Hrm, What\'s a latrine?
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Silent D on March 14, 2003, 05:19:51 PM
A toilet.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: videoholic on March 14, 2003, 06:42:49 PM
I thought it was what you swish your mouth out with.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: EmperorRob on March 14, 2003, 07:39:40 PM
No it\'s that NBA player Latrine Sprewell.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: (e) on March 14, 2003, 07:41:33 PM
ha

Just imagine the obitchuary (sp?) lol
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: SwifDi on March 14, 2003, 07:48:07 PM
Spudz is funny
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Post by: Titan on March 14, 2003, 08:25:50 PM
I wouldn\'t do it for 130000 dollars. If I did make it out alive, I\'d pull a shotgun to my head.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Luke on March 14, 2003, 09:29:42 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa now.


Let\'s not get carried away here... That\'s alot of money.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Sara on March 14, 2003, 10:33:37 PM
For $130,000 I\'d reconsider...
putting my arm into that nasty shitter
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Unicron! on March 15, 2003, 01:46:41 AM
I DID PUT MY HAND INTO THE NASTY SHITTER AND ALL I GOT WAS A MOBILE PHONE THAT DIDNT WORK!!!:rpissed:

GIVE ME MY $130,000




:D







Atleast my sim card was saved and so my saved numbers and messages.
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: videoholic on March 15, 2003, 03:49:11 AM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Atleast my sim card was saved and so my saved numbers and messages.


There is a god!!!
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Post by: (e) on March 15, 2003, 12:25:07 PM
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Spudz is funny


Damn straight foo\'

Wait I sense sarcasm.
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Post by: The Stapler on March 15, 2003, 10:55:58 PM
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Originally posted by r4nd0m
A toilet.


So left me get this straight: 3 people were killed in a toilet?
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: m22j on March 15, 2003, 11:54:16 PM
Whats this world turning into? When people die in s**t.
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Post by: SwifDi on March 16, 2003, 12:56:25 AM
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Originally posted by The Stapler


So left me get this straight: 3 people were killed in a toilet?


Its like an outhouse, a huge toilet dude. Not like a toilet bowl your little american mind is so used to. THINK DAMNIT, THINK!
Title: Could you please get the phone?
Post by: Titan on March 16, 2003, 11:25:31 AM
A latrine is a huge hole you s*** in. Its not really a toilet.
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Post by: kopking on March 16, 2003, 12:46:56 PM
thats a quite funny story..... i mean, after like 2 have died, you would think they wouldnt wanna try
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Post by: (e) on March 16, 2003, 01:14:01 PM
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Originally posted by The Stapler


So left me get this straight: 3 people were killed in a toilet?


Only in Africa :laughing:

Yes its a toliet. Its ahuge hole, and people shit in it... primitive. As punishment during wars soldiers would have latrine duty having to clean it out sometimes. :barf:

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