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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on March 24, 2003, 04:39:59 PM

Title: Iraqi Jokes......
Post by: luckee on March 24, 2003, 04:39:59 PM: Why don\'t Iraqi\'s go to bars?
Because they can get bombed at home.

What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise
program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What\'s the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10

What is Iraq\'s national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on March 24, 2003, 04:58:18 PM: This is a little distasteful ain\'t it?
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Post by: luckee on March 24, 2003, 05:03:23 PM: So are your escapades in the shower, but yet they were still posted.
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Post by: (e) on March 24, 2003, 05:13:15 PM: stfu racer
i thought they were funny..
discriminating a bit but funny :laughing:

Wrong thread though right?
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Post by: Titan on March 24, 2003, 07:09:32 PM: I thought they were funny as hell. Maybe I\'ll tell a few to my friends tomorrow.
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Post by: square_marker on March 24, 2003, 07:47:38 PM: the training iraqi pilots was the best one.
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Post by: videoholic on March 24, 2003, 07:53:53 PM: So wrong, yet so right.
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Post by: Jumpman on March 24, 2003, 07:58:26 PM: Rolf. Great stuff. Definitely some of the better jokes I\'ve heard lately.
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Post by: kopking on March 25, 2003, 11:25:17 AM: some where funy, esp the training of the pilots one, and there navy with glass bottom boats
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 25, 2003, 01:26:42 PM: Great jokes!
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Post by: jp6666 on March 25, 2003, 03:38:28 PM: i find them inapropriate ..... its no time for those kind of jokes ... the worlds is a sad place :(
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Post by: Cyrus on March 25, 2003, 04:10:16 PM: and thats why we changed them to freedom fries.....
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Post by: SER on March 25, 2003, 04:41:35 PM: The bingo one made me laugh...
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Post by: project86 on March 25, 2003, 05:25:38 PM: Funny stuff man. And jp6666, the world is a sad place when your looking at it through a pesamists eyes. Look on the bright side, some of the jokes out there help other deal with the pain in other ways.
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Post by: Silent D on March 25, 2003, 05:44:52 PM: :laughing: I\'m gonna have to write those down.
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Post by: Halberto on March 25, 2003, 08:08:18 PM: and my cancer thing was flamed to space :rolleyes:
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Post by: (e) on March 25, 2003, 08:21:00 PM: I remember that,,

your a sick creature..

these jokes are funny the second time around :D
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Post by: Tyrant on March 25, 2003, 08:21:35 PM: as i recall u laughed at yer teacher after she said that she had cancer. and yer comparing it to this??.
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Post by: Jumpman on March 25, 2003, 08:50:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ViVi
and my cancer thing was flamed to space :rolleyes:

You\'re an idiot.
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Post by: SwifDi on March 25, 2003, 10:22:33 PM: Bahahaha... best luckee thread ever.

Quote
What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Classic.
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Post by: GigaShadow on March 26, 2003, 06:42:11 AM: I like the Custer and Saddam one... good stuff luckee ;)
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on March 26, 2003, 09:24:52 AM: Meh.. With the exception of training the Iraqi pilots, those jokes just sucked.

*shrugs*
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 26, 2003, 09:56:27 AM: Why are camels called "the ships of the desert"?

Because they\'re full of Iraqi Semen!!!
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Post by: (e) on March 26, 2003, 12:16:50 PM: Thats just gross...
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Post by: Titan on March 26, 2003, 05:55:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
Why are camels called "the ships of the desert"?

Because they\'re full of Iraqi Semen!!!

Thats just wrong :eek:
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Post by: Ashford on March 26, 2003, 07:07:51 PM: ...but true.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 26, 2003, 08:00:27 PM: yeah, WTF is it, gross or wrong?

BTW-

if you line up 12 Iraqi women, what do you get?

A full set of teeth.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 26, 2003, 08:32:23 PM: What\'s a Iraqi\'s favourite song?

"Things that make me go BOOM!"

I donno, just made it up.
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Post by: Jumpman on March 26, 2003, 08:55:06 PM: Who\'s an idiot?

Soulgrind!
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 26, 2003, 09:00:50 PM: umm yea. Who\'s a moron.

Jumpman!

:rolleyes:
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Post by: SwifDi on March 26, 2003, 10:14:14 PM: Soulgrind\'s avatar freaking rules.

*leaves thread*
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Post by: Avatarr on March 27, 2003, 12:10:52 AM: haha Souly, that sucked..

"Where does Saddam keep his salt and pepper shakers?"

"In a rack!"

AHAHAHHAWHH@H!(*@&&(*!^@*&(%^*($&@^*^&#
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on March 27, 2003, 01:12:23 AM: Chizzy\'s were the best.

Avatarr\'s poor joke was too transparent.

Jumpman and Soulgrind have chemistry.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 27, 2003, 01:24:56 AM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psx2central.com%2F%7Esoul%2Fbob.jpg&hash=30816ba405a5cc847d284f4a4ac2564005819211)
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Post by: (e) on March 27, 2003, 01:16:23 PM: ^^^

WTF?

Here is my homemade joke;
Why did Saddam cross the road?

To escape Americas troops in his country.

HAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
Hot damn Im funny.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 27, 2003, 02:22:19 PM: BOB\'S...
KNOB?

/me rubs eyes and goes home...
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Post by: Cyrus on March 28, 2003, 03:06:37 PM: "bob is a knob" is what it said
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Post by: (e) on March 28, 2003, 04:19:52 PM: wtf?

I dont see anything.....

explain.

;( no one thought my joke was funny.
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Post by: Silent D on March 29, 2003, 01:20:57 AM: Argh, I can make out Bob, but I can\'t see anything else.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 29, 2003, 01:22:04 AM: bob is a knob.. and yes it does say that. :)
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Post by: Cerberus on March 29, 2003, 07:44:24 AM: I\'m crap at sussing those hidden picture things out.

There hasn\'t been one made that I have actually managed to solve.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 29, 2003, 08:57:58 AM: You have to focus your eyes as if you are looking through it rather than straight at it. If that fails then go cross eyed and look at it :D
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Post by: Cerberus on March 29, 2003, 12:11:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
You have to focus your eyes as if you are looking through it rather than straight at it. If that fails then go cross eyed and look at it :D

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt!!!!!

Still no luck.
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Post by: (e) on March 29, 2003, 01:05:56 PM: Bleh, it doesnt work...

i get boob nob.... :(