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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Kurt Angle on March 26, 2003, 01:25:58 PM
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Click here (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) ;)
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HAHA, I believe I\'ve seen this before,
"ninjas are the coolest, because they rock!"
that\'s a rock solid argument
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Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
rofl, classic
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it\'s souly!
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msu.edu%2F%7Ecouilla3%2Fninja%2Fkidgarbage.jpg&hash=a0cbb7dcaa3ad53a175fadbe58c41e3524c6353c)
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the more i read, the funnier this gets......thanks for this link
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Nice music :D
Funny.
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heh theres music damn speakers wears that volume control
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she\'s a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy\'s head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs\' asses
wasnt that a bruce lee movie?
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WHAT THE ****!!!
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msu.edu%2F%7Ecouilla3%2Fninja%2Ffrisbee2.JPG&hash=98540fb325f5254e4930e2da84735074309edcd9)
Thats a ****ing frisbee.
Huh, guess he was sued too. some great hatemail :D
:laughing: His name is Robert Hamburger... BAHAHAHAHA
Hamburger ninja? Oh god, thats great stuff.
Apparently he was tried to be sued for something bad i guess. Didnt read the whole thing.
Lol, it says after he was let free, he pulled down his pants, took a shit in the court, and ran off. Screaming "thats real power"....
I want to meet this kid :laughing:
Im guessing its fake, I cant find it anywhere else.
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Pretty old. Still not funny.
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I see you guys found my website.
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mm, you\'re right.. That is me, thanks for letting me stay in your home aka bin overnight. :)
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thats ok, clyde was sick of it anyways
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good comeback :rolleyes:
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Almost as good as the initial insult..
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almost...
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Loved that site... Haven\'t seen it in a while though. Thanks for reminding me about it. :)
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Ninja turtles was the shiznit, not this real crap ;)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Pretty old. Still not funny.
Whatever, You better watch what you say, cause a ninja will totally chop your head off just because. That will be awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet!
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I saw this first back when he was getting sued by some busybody mom because his site promoted violence. I\'m glad to see he won (see the news page).
ps - the case is all fake, of course... (I think?)
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Originally posted by FatalXception
I saw this first back when he was getting sued by some busybody mom because his site promoted violence. I\'m glad to see he won (see the news page).
ps - the case is all fake, of course... (I think?)
I love this Guy and belive me I dont think its really a kid its a totally cool site ninjas rock :-)
Listen to this:
Dear Mr. Hamburger.
I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it\'s tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you\'re white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I\'m a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I\'ll see you in court. Write me back and we\'ll talk some more.
yours,
a single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with
This hatemail got me so pumped, I wrote the 6th movie script.
The Smear
Scene 1:
The camera opens slowly to reveal black smoke pretty much everywhere. And there is thunder. A single flute is pumping up the audience. Then, without a drop of preparation, the audience hears a nibbling sound. The smoke blows away to reveal a single mother breast-feeding three young boys in a bad-ass living room. The audience now hears soothing music with pianos and more flutes, which will calm them. She’s wearing an all black apron with holsters for the kids. Basically she’s a loner, with babies. Nobody messed with the single mom until one stupid day a killer with a chunk on his shoulder goes crazy. The crazy killer taps on the single mother’s living room door and says “Hey, I’m going to kill you pretty soon.” And she say’s “By pretty soon, you mean never.” But her impropriety majorly pisses off the killer. And then, out of nowhere, he opens the door. The single mom stands up hard. And, with boys still suckling, she begins to spin on one hoof. (In slow motion, the killer’s smile flips into a frown.) The boys’ tiny limbs flop on the killer’s face and smooshes his teeth into liquid. The killer falls backwards into a bunch of things. And flute sounds are literally out of control when the single mom smears pap all the killer’s mouth and face. But then, the audience hears a single flute wailing in the background to represent a bunch of single mothers. And the flute gives birth to boys…three boys.
END
-I feel better.