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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on April 04, 2003, 04:22:30 AM
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Anyone here so nice that they wipe their pee off the seat in a public restroom or do you guys do everything you can to not hit the water in a public restroom.
Anyway, here is a game. I suck at it.
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp
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They don\'t have seats on the sinks, so no, I don\'t wipe them!! :D
anyway, I scored 64828, then got bored and got the urge to "splash".
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don\'t have to worry about that i lift the seat!
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public toilets are disgusting.
piss up the walls, piss on the floor, piss everywhere.
piss piss piss
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I sit down when I wiz so I don\'t have that problem.
I hope everybody washes their hands when they\'re done. I can\'t tell how many times I have seen dudes not washing their hands.
Animals!
Ace
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Toilets ?
Pffft Lightweights :rolleyes:
Whats wrong with taking a pee against a side of a wall on a main street.
What are you kooling at me like that for ?
every Scottish person does it !
;)
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Originally posted by Ace
I sit down when I wiz so I don\'t have that problem.
I hope everybody washes their hands when they\'re done. I can\'t tell how many times I have seen dudes not washing their hands.
Animals!
Ace
pfft... fairy!
It\'s your god-given gift to whiz standing up.... traitor...
;)
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It\'s a joke. :)
Whattya think I\'m a woman?
Ace
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Originally posted by Ace
It\'s a joke. :)
Whattya think I\'m a woman?
Ace
No but you could just be getting in touch of your feminine side buddy.
Along with.. saying in on a friday night and doing your hair and nails
Pretending you don’t fart
And shopping for Thongs
;)
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We have things called urinals (if that\'s how it\'s spelt) in Australia.. We piss in them.
I don\'t use public toilets myself... Don\'t know where they\'ve been.
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I think the public toilets are happy for that. They don\'t know where you\'ve been.
And we\'ve all seen your girlfriend....
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and i\'ve seen plenty of your mum.. and so has the rest of my street..
gotta send that slut the $5 payment.... She gives good head.
;)
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Could you send her $10?? I\'m short a few bucks this week..
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$10 :eek: she\'s not THAT good.
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
We have things called urinals (if that\'s how it\'s spelt) in Australia.. We piss in them.
We have them as well, but you don\'t get the same satisfaction you would get from a sink.
Plus, when "sinking", you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone........ Pee & wash all in one go, thus freeing up valuable drinking time that would otherwise be taken up with walking from A to B.
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Well I can honestly say I\'ve peed in a sink in my day. Sometimes you just can\'t wait. One time I walked into the mens room and a chick was pissing in the sink. Now that\'s some serious class.
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Originally posted by videoholic
One time I walked into the mens room and a chick was pissing in the sink. Now that\'s some serious class.
WOW, that\'s one of my fantasies. Imagine that. Nothing hotter than chick on a sink.
Ace
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I would have to be pretty desperate to use a public toilet. They are usually in a pretty disgusting state.
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My wife always rags me for being mud-shy. I\'ll hold it all day just to go in my own restroom.
My boss takes a dump at work every friggen day and leaves the door wide open after he throws down. It is awful. I have to leave the office for 10 minutes while the stank goes away.
My wifey on the other hand has no problem dropping little brown men off at work.
Although I have no problem farting under the sheets and holding her down I\'ll have you. This is one perk of marriage that not many men divulge.
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AHHH.... the old turkish bath house treatment... the hotbox....
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I like to go on the doorknobs so they cant leave :D
A fun game ;
take a piece of tp spread it across the toliet, and rip it in half. lol its actually funny when you have the time.. :laughing:
Public Bathrroms are disgusting- I remember a while back like 4 months their was a huge ass turd in the urinal... Who the **** took a crap in the urinal?!?!?!
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Yeah, you think doin it on a urinal is bad? I saw some on the floor once, with a loogey on it. I thought I was gonna hurl.
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Hurk, loogey, and a turd? Dude, that\'s a trifecta!
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Originally posted by Ace
WOW, that\'s one of my fantasies. Imagine that. Nothing hotter than chick on a sink.
Ace
Ditto to that :D *closes eyes*
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Damn, I got a 14232 on my first try. Is it really that hard to whiz when you\'re drunk?
Edit: Oops, that was just the 1st round. Got 50180 total. Come on guys, don\'t tell me your tallywhacker whips around the room uncontrollably after a few beers.
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Originally posted by Sara
Damn, I got a 14232 on my first try. Is it really that hard to whiz when you\'re drunk?
Edit: Oops, that was just the 1st round. Got 50180 total. Come on guys, don\'t tell me your tallywhacker whips around the room uncontrollably after a few beers.
yes... yes it does. It\'s like a three stooges movie everytime I take a leak, let\'s just hope that you\'re not in the line of fire...
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The worst is when the pee hole somehow sticks itself together and you pee to the side unexpectantly. I\'ve hit the trash can a couple times.
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Originally posted by videoholic
The worst is when the pee hole somehow sticks itself together and you pee to the side unexpectantly. I\'ve hit the trash can a couple times.
Ever had a fork effect?
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Too many times!
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where you double stream it? Oh yeah. Many a time.
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That\'s some scary shit, you don\'t know WHICH one to try and get in the bowl.
If you wanted to really be tricky, you could turn the little soldier on it\'s side, so one stream goes straight in, and the other does a loop into the air, then into the bowl.
Man I\'d love to see that on tape.
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Originally posted by videoholic
The worst is when the pee hole somehow sticks itself together and you pee to the side unexpectantly. I\'ve hit the trash can a couple times.
the morning after sex pee......
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Whenever I pee in two directions, I start to panic and end up peeing all over the floor and stuff trying to stop peeing. Its a real pain.
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Never happened to me..
But it occasionaly goes sideways, which is a pain when its all over the furnace. And then you forget to clean it - so it evaporates. Evaporating pee is not a good smell...
Okay; how about this;
You woke up, and are taking a shower. You havent had your morning piss. Your sitting their, cleaning, and you gotta pee. Do you go in the tub- and just not care, or step out and get the floor wet?
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Pissing in the shower is ok.
Pissing in the bathtub is not.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Pissing in the shower is ok.
Pissing in the bathtub is not.
What if you have a hybrid shower/bathtub? Should you try and aim for the shower nozzle?
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I piss in the shower every day. It\'s also a bathtub, but nobody ever takes a bath. I have a bath phobia, \'cos I feel like I\'m stewing an a bacteria soup.
OK, here\'s one.. the upper deck. That\'s when you\'re at a party and you take a dump in the TANK part of the toilet, so that each flush afterwards just fills the bowl with more turd goodness. Classy.
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\'cos I feel like I\'m stewing an a bacteria soup.
:eek: Me too... Its disgusting.
Are you afraid of swimming pools though?
BTW: anyone piss in a swimming pool? :laughing: Thats disgusting.
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I piss in swimming pools all the time. I also crap in them. You don\'t have to flush them :D j/k for people who take that seriously *couch* spudz ;)
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Chizzy, that is so disgusting.
I like it.
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I piss in the shower too, usually from across the room. I have great distance.
The end can be tricky though.
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Man you should get out and piss in the toilet taking your morning piss in the shower is nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ewwwwwwwwe.
Thats like a mountain of pee pee in the shower:crap:
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It\'s not like I\'m taking a shower at the time. Geeze. That\'s disgusting. I just piss in the shower from a far because it\'s easier to hit than the toilet bowl.
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I pee on my feet... helps keep athlete\'s foot away.
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ahh the evil after getting laid pissing... Argh the pain.. and the friggin waiting.. so so bad....
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You read that somewhere Soully?
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It doesnt hurt. Just uncontrollable. you could always just do a seperation before you piss. But sometimes that hard to remember
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I pee on my feet... helps keep athlete\'s foot away.
It also keeps the women away ;)
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No place like home to drop a turd, that is for sure. If desperate I will use a public one, but search for the cleanest. Speaking of sitting on the pot, who uses an ass gasket when they have to drop a "log"? ;)
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I pee on my feet... helps keep athlete\'s foot away.
When my honey and I are showering together I sometimes pee on her leg and tell her it helps dry skin.
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Originally posted by GigaShadow
No place like home to drop a turd, that is for sure. If desperate I will use a public one, but search for the cleanest. Speaking of sitting on the pot, who uses an ass gasket when they have to drop a "log"? ;)
Hell I put toilet paper on the rim at home. You can never be too careful.
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You eat out of ziploc bags too i bet huh?
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Nah, he eats out of his wife.
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Originally posted by videoholic
Hell I put toilet paper on the rim at home. You can never be too careful.
See, that\'s why you should just cut a hole in your pants. Save you having to waste toilet paper.
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Don\'t forget cutting a hole in your boxers. But what about irregularly shaped turds? They then get all over the rim of the hole and you smell like crap all day.
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Our shit is normal
Titan has wierd shit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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Originally posted by MPTheory
It doesnt hurt. Just uncontrollable. you could always just do a seperation before you piss. But sometimes that hard to remember
try pissing 30 mins after.. then tell me it doesn\'t hurt.
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I think you need to get that thing checked Soully. It shouldn\'t hurt at all.
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Originally posted by videoholic
I think you need to get that thing checked Soully. It shouldn\'t hurt at all.
I think THAT depends on if ur cut or uncut.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I think THAT depends on if ur cut or uncut.
No it doesn\'t.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
No it doesn\'t.
YES, it does.
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How so?
I know people who are both cut and uncut (don\'t ask me how:eek: ) and don\'t have any problems at all.
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Though, just to further make the point, how does being cut or uncut effect your urethra (or elsewhere)?
We\'re talking about pain during urination after sex.
I think Soolly\'s prostate is swollen:eek:
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That shower escipade made Racer an expert on the subject of the penis.
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pain in urination after sex does not seem normal.
It has never happend to myself, then again, im not exactly normal.
However, I do know iM healthy :D
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Originally posted by luckee
pain in urination after sex does not seem normal.
I agree... you need to get that checked.
;)
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Originally posted by Spudz
Our shit is normal
Titan has wierd shit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Like your shit always comes out nice, round and firm? :)
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Bob,
if your uncut then you have more of a chance to get infections (which can cause pain when you piss). Also, if you don\'t clean ur dick properly, you\'ll get crusty crap which can really cause problems, esp. after sex.
I listened in sex ed.
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Originally posted by Titan
Like your shit always comes out nice, round and firm? :)
Every time...
Hell, you want a picture?
I listened in sex ed.
They have gay sex ed now a days? Whaddu yah know!
:D
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Bob,
if your uncut then you have more of a chance to get infections (which can cause pain when you piss). Also, if you don\'t clean ur dick properly, you\'ll get crusty crap which can really cause problems, esp. after sex.
I listened in sex ed.
Indeed.
Still has 0 relevance to the current topic. Nitwit.
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yes it does, if you dont \'clean\' yourself properly after sex you will have pain when you urinate.
it all dries up and sticks together.
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What dries up and sticks together? The eye of the cyclops? How, the foreskin doesn\'t even touch that area, and the parts that dry up and stick together would surely be around the base of the head (under the skin). The eye, and further inside would be cleaned out with every urination (or for SoulGrind, everytime he sticks a 2HB Pencil down there).
Why doesn\'t it hurt when he urinates usually? Or at the point of ejaculation? Or when he\'s walking around normally. I mean, if it\'s all dried up and stuck together, you\'d think he\'d feel uncomfortable.
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Just telling ya what they teach in sex ed these days.
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Then don\'t try and reinforce it as FACT that the REASON SoulGrind is having urinary tract pain after sex is BECAUSE he still hasn\'t been snipped!!
:mad:
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I don\'t get pain when i piss normally. It\'s not really even pain. After i get laid, i\'m talking 30 minutes or straight after. When i piss i gotta wait alittle. It feels more like pressure, rather then pain. It\'s just uncomfortable. Once i\'ve pissed, it\'s fine. If i wait a few hours after rooting, i have no problems. Most infections affect your pissing no matter what time u piss..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/sex/qa/urinating_after_sex.shtml
example ;)
If i\'ve got any infections i better stop rooting bobs mum. ;)
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Souly,
you COULD either have a urinary tract infection (burns when you piss), infection of the epidymis (pain in testical, can be worse after sex) or cancer of the prostate (puts pressure on your bladder which causes intense pain during urination and ejaculation).
Hmm, which one would I rather have???
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I have none of the 3.. try researching alittle more.. Urinary tract infections normaly have some kind of discharge also pain in the knob when pissing NORMALLY. .I don\'t have any of that.
I don\'t have pain in my testicals or pain when i blow my load. I don\'t have any blood in my piss or any pain when pissing.
I simply can\'t piss straight after sex, it\'s a waiting game.. ;)
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I like to put steel clamps on my balls when I ejaculate..
Make the orgasm \'hurt\' better...