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Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: MPTheory on April 10, 2003, 10:22:09 AM: Hey.. I was thinking of a really bad way to die. You know, one where you go through a series of really bad events. Im writting a storyboard for my animation class, and I need to come up with a really F\\/
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: GmanJoe on April 10, 2003, 10:34:46 AM: A man skydiving for the first time, opens his parachute and a freak wind carries him to an alligator farm and is ripped apart. I think that was on Faces of Death 3 or something.

Or you could write about the people stuck on the WTC buildings. Burn alive or fall for 12 long seconds to the pavement below.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: videoholic on April 10, 2003, 10:37:27 AM: How about someone is burning. Small burn, say a leg. A dude throws a pale of what he thinks is water on the dudes leg and it turns out to be kerosene or something highly flamable.

Burning has got to be the worst.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: MPTheory on April 10, 2003, 10:38:00 AM: ouch... umm. well. This is a comedy. i kind of want to keep it funny. No 911 stories would go over to well I don\'t think. Ha (I was just thinking of how "F"ed up my professor would look at me if I had a cartoon of people burning to death in the the WTC... I could see a bad grade in the near future for that one ;)
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Post by: Seed_Of_Evil on April 10, 2003, 10:38:15 AM: Gman, thats a very terrorific way... you have to be frigthened as hell to jump from a 400m building.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: MPTheory on April 10, 2003, 10:39:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
How about someone is burning. Small burn, say a leg. A dude throws a pale of what he thinks is water on the dudes leg and it turns out to be kerosene or something highly flamable.

Burning has got to be the worst.

This could be funny though.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Halberto on April 10, 2003, 01:47:09 PM: Rolling down 20 flights (sp?) of stairs for 2 minutes.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: TheGR81 on April 10, 2003, 02:21:55 PM: Having sex with bobs hardware..

horrible way to die :(
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: (e) on April 10, 2003, 03:38:52 PM: My ideas, ****, I have tons of them;

1)Take a cheese grater to your face, then bleed to death. Can you imagine the pain? Then bleeding to death out of your face?

2)Spontaionos(sp?) combustion, if you dont kno what it is; burning from the inside, your body erupts in flames some how and your toast.

3)Have your testicles squeezed until you vomit and choke on it.

4)Having your face cut open, all flesh gone, then left to rot.

5)Off of SE7EN the guy strapped to the bed, and has to eat his toungue to survive, thats just horrible.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: SER on April 10, 2003, 04:05:04 PM: Falling off a chair. :)
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 11, 2003, 06:00:46 AM: 1000 paper cuts.. NOTHING is more painful then paper cuts. Burning comes close.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Cyrus on April 11, 2003, 08:41:32 AM: fear factor contestant after eating live maggots gets an maggot infestation in the uper esophogeal area and lungs and gets eaten alive from the inside out!
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: square_marker on April 11, 2003, 11:32:00 AM: This guy goes out ice fishing with his dog. He tries to make a hole in the ice with a stick of dynamite. Dog fetches dynamite. Guy shoots dog with duck shot....realizing it is to no avail...he throws the weapon down and it fires at his legs. Now hobbling away from his dog which is running at him wildly with a stick of lit dynamite in his mouth, the man falls. The dog is about 10 ft away when he breaks through the ice. The guy gets up and puts his ear to the ice to see if he can hear his dog. As soon as he does, an explosion happens... (dramtically bigger) and blows the guy into the air. Then he gets snagged on a missle of a US Airforce plane and is taking all the way to iraq. The missle is fired at a building. The missle punches through the wall of the building but the guy who was riding it like a horse hits the wall and falls 12 stories below. The building blows up throwing debrus everywhere. The guy starts running around in circles cuz he is probably on fire and has glass stuck all in him. Then, jackie chan comes flying onto the scene and kicks the guy in the chest which sends him flying at a soon to be fired RPG. The rpg is fired and (of course the guy is riding it like a horse) gets blown up in mid air. The guy starts his free fall when a missle fired by the US catches him. (this time he has cowboy boots, a hat, and a lasso) The man rides the missle into another building and the cycle starts over again.. about 4 more times. Eventually he dies when jackie chan kicks him through the RPG as it is being fired.

.....now i will go lay off the crack
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: nataku on April 11, 2003, 01:24:43 PM: Being slowly digested by a giant snake.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Deadly Hamster on April 11, 2003, 02:36:12 PM: Getting yer heart ripped out then seeing it ripped and being like "Awww shit"
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Titan on April 11, 2003, 02:38:45 PM: Dying when the last person you see is Vapor :p
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: MPTheory on April 12, 2003, 12:37:46 PM: Dude... square.... Im speechless. haha
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: (e) on April 12, 2003, 02:54:12 PM: I just thought of one-

swallowing a flamethrower

damn, that would make some cool pictures when he tries to shit it out :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 12, 2003, 07:28:46 PM: You want quality DEATH

A dood lived.

here ;)
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not this time
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muhahahhaha ;)

Gonna make others with flame throwers, Rocket launchers, Shotgun and whatever other weapon Metal slug has.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: theomen on April 12, 2003, 09:30:16 PM: While camping in Africa, awoken by millions of ciafu (an abnormally agressive ant in Africa, they kill their victim by invasion of the lungs.) the rest writes itself
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: (e) on April 12, 2003, 09:53:36 PM: Ouch- inhaling ants... Bleh!

BTW Metal Slug ****ing rocks!
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Titan on April 13, 2003, 11:12:13 AM: How about when you try and make a fart flame but it goes into your ass and burns it and you can\'t take a shit and you die of blockage :)
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Tyrant on April 13, 2003, 11:21:36 AM: ^ eww horrible and disgusting, theirs no better combination.

hows this, having each part of yer body being dismembered peice by peice (e.g. having yer finger tips cut off and then slowly working yer way up i.e. cutting at every joint) and be kept alive during all this.

another way is to have holes drilled thru out yer body with a power drill (sad part is some people have actually been killed this way thru torture and what not)
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: (e) on April 13, 2003, 12:25:27 PM: how about forced to read this forum until u keel over! :eek:
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: KillaX on April 13, 2003, 12:40:34 PM: looks like Souly is having too much fun with his Gif animation program! how about falling off a stool backward into an up-turned axe and the axe goes through you like butter!

here is another one: light you fart on fire and light your ballsack on fire and due to the ammount of hair on your body you burn to death!

:hat:scottyJ:hat:
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: (e) on April 13, 2003, 01:44:41 PM: [size=10]DEATH BY DEEPTHROAT[/size]
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Titan on April 13, 2003, 05:50:18 PM: Whatabout when you die during sex with a really hot chick :)
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 13, 2003, 07:01:12 PM: How about being shot by a missle launcher. :boom: :boom:
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poor little dood, nothing left of him.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on April 13, 2003, 07:48:23 PM: Strapped to a pole, every hour the pole bends back a 1/4 of an inch until your back is crunched and your head meets your legs. Then you get your head kicked to pieces.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Titan on April 14, 2003, 06:41:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
How about being shot by a missle launcher. :boom: :boom:
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poor little dood, nothing left of him.

I love how the little army dude runs :)
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Darth Joyda on April 15, 2003, 11:46:27 AM: One of the most painful deaths I can imagine is the following story - ripped from Papillon ( and is supposedly true, unfortunately ):

Two inmates knock a guard down, strip him naked, strap him to two tree-trunks ( from wrists ) and then lead a hive of killer-ants to him.

They ate him alive. Small, almost microscopic pieces at a time... It took nearly 24 hours for him to die...
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 15, 2003, 12:07:36 PM: i\'d say it\'s probably a bs story. There\'s noway a guard would go missing and unnoticed for 24 hours. I\'m sure other guards would have also noticed it happen. If it did happen. What a shitty prison that is.
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: MPTheory on April 15, 2003, 03:43:29 PM: How about this: You get really drunk, and some chick tries to do down on you while you are almost unconcious. Her mouth is so small and her teeth are so sharp that she shreds your shlong into spaghetti. and you bleed to death!
Title: Horibble ways to die
Post by: Darth Joyda on April 15, 2003, 10:55:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
i\'d say it\'s probably a bs story. There\'s noway a guard would go missing and unnoticed for 24 hours. I\'m sure other guards would have also noticed it happen. If it did happen. What a shitty prison that is.

It was some 3rd World prison in the 70\'s.

But then again, it could be BS... Still, the way the guard supposedly died.. Was truly horrible.