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Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: theomen on April 18, 2003, 06:24:09 PM
Since the UK has started encouraging high schoolers to expirement with oral sex, I\'ve figured that with a little bit of work we can eliminate bad Bj\'s.  We\'ve all had bad BJ\'s in our life, so in order to stop this epidemic, post what things women should never do, while involved in a mouth to wang relationship.

Number one on my list;
Teeth raking.  For some reason, a few women out there think that men like this.  Quit frankly if I wanted to feel this type of a thing, I\'d go make sweet love to a belt sander.  I mean if vaginas had teeth, I\'d be as sexually active as Vapor.
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: Cyrus on April 18, 2003, 06:59:56 PM
dont play with the bunghole while your doing it... just cause Im always trying to get into yours doesnt me I feal the same way about mine!
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: SER on April 18, 2003, 08:08:26 PM
^

:laughing:

I speak from experience on this.... It sucks if your girl has braces. :eek:
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: (e) on April 18, 2003, 08:47:44 PM
:laughing:
^
Getting blowjobs from 5th graders? :D
Title: Re: In the interest of education...
Post by: Unicron! on April 19, 2003, 02:53:43 AM
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Originally posted by theomen
Since the UK has started encouraging high schoolers to expirement with oral sex....


Now dont tell me thats a true story:eek:
Title: Re: Re: In the interest of education...
Post by: Kurt Angle on April 19, 2003, 03:00:11 AM
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Originally posted by Unicron!


Now dont tell me thats a true story:eek:


It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Re: Re: In the interest of education...
Post by: Cerberus on April 19, 2003, 04:45:49 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle


It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:


Bloody hell, they never had that in my day, all we has were pirated video copies of rabbits doing the dirty deed, that and a 55 year old former science teacher, demonstrating to us how she would put a condom on a banana.

Oh how times are changing, if we had that when I was at school, maybe I would have been willing to take more notice.
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: kopking on April 19, 2003, 06:45:12 AM
my god, is this true??? my god, im going back to school....lol
Title: Re: In the interest of education...
Post by: luckee on April 19, 2003, 06:47:11 AM
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Originally posted by theomen
For some reason, a few women out there think that men like this.  


There are many, many, MANY men that like a bit of scathing, myself included.

Nothing hard or rough, but many like it which is why some women do it. Of course that doesnt take into account the many women that dont know how to suck a dick period.

I think they should teach young girls to control their gag reflex. Deepthroat owns. Only 2 women in my life have been able to handle that. I wish I could find more :(
Title: Re: Re: Re: In the interest of education...
Post by: Unicron! on April 19, 2003, 08:00:18 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle


It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:


Durex:D :rolleyes:
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: (e) on April 19, 2003, 09:40:10 AM
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I wish I could find more


Talk to vapor. :D
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: CHIZZY on April 19, 2003, 10:58:13 AM
A nice sloppy hand following the mouth is always a plus. Also light sack-play is encouraged.
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: theomen on April 19, 2003, 11:02:02 AM
The sack is always neglected....pitty
Title: In the interest of education...
Post by: Soul Reaver on April 19, 2003, 11:04:47 AM
That\'s not fair, UK sucks. (no pun intended)