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Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: The Stapler on May 02, 2003, 01:28:48 PM
So I bought this ice cream bar at lunch today at school. Tasty, Innocent little chocolate eclair. I opened it up, my mouth savoring. It was pretty hard, so I had to bite hard. But it was too hard, as it cut up the roof of my mouth. It started bleeding! It was no help that I was put into emotional distress by my "friends". It didn\'t stop bleeding for over an hour.

Think I can sue the school district? :)
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: SwifDi on May 02, 2003, 01:41:16 PM
Bahahaha that was hilarious might I add!

But dude, those ice creams are seriously way too hard.

Brian didn\'t stop bleeding though, what a queer.
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: videoholic on May 02, 2003, 02:11:51 PM
Did people laugh at you for being a total freaking idiot? If so then you have a case.

But don\'t forget all of the news vans showing up at your house to take pictures of the panzy ass who is suing because he got a booboo in his mouth from eating ice cream.
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: The Stapler on May 02, 2003, 02:18:03 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
Did people laugh at you for being a total freaking idiot? If so then you have a case.

But don\'t forget all of the news vans showing up at your house to take pictures of the panzy ass who is suing because he got a booboo in his mouth from eating ice cream.


*adds vid to list of people to sue*
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: videoholic on May 02, 2003, 03:10:47 PM
Sue me for all I\'m worth..

You may be able to buy a stick of gum and a hersheys kiss after you pay the lawyers.  :)
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: (e) on May 02, 2003, 03:23:04 PM
You could sue.

Not sure If you\'ll get a large sum, probably even out and you\'ll be a fool
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: theomen on May 02, 2003, 03:24:09 PM
That\'s what you get for eating fatty foods
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: The Stapler on May 02, 2003, 04:54:52 PM
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Originally posted by theomen
That\'s what you get for eating fatty foods


If I recall, it was higher in carbs than it was in fats :p


And Vid, I think I might just do that. I take Crime and Justice you know, so I don\'t need a stinkin lawyer!
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: theomen on May 02, 2003, 04:57:19 PM
I had a year and a half of Administration of Justice classes...  they sucked, plain and simple
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: SER on May 02, 2003, 06:39:14 PM
Having something wrong with the roof of your mouth hurts. :(
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: videoholic on May 03, 2003, 03:55:30 AM
Nothing can fix it like a sweet little protein cocktail.
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: CHIZZY on May 03, 2003, 04:28:58 AM
permettez-moi de tirer mon sperme dans votre bouche, svp
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: videoholic on May 03, 2003, 04:50:59 AM
Only the french can make it sound so romantic.
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: Titan on May 03, 2003, 07:04:42 AM
Stapler=wuss :)
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: The Stapler on May 03, 2003, 12:38:45 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
Nothing can fix it like a sweet little protein cocktail.


Haha, punny! :o

:p
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: videoholic on May 03, 2003, 03:29:58 PM
Oh shit, now you are going to sue me for harassment.  :)
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: The Stapler on May 03, 2003, 06:36:23 PM
Damn right I am! Harassment of the sexual kind, no less.
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: theomen on May 04, 2003, 10:24:37 PM
/me rapes stapler because it\'s the hip thing to do
Title: Any lawyers in the house?
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 05, 2003, 07:23:37 AM
err vid.. most lawyers take a % of whatever you sue people for. So if stapler did u sue u for say 500.000 and he\'s layer wanted 10% Then stapler would be out 50.000.

Now, how much are your earning + house + cars + whatever else u own. I think he\'d have alittle more then gum. ;)


That\'s here anyway, Unless it was a extremely hard case. Then they\'d what a certain amount up front. But if they know they\'re gonna win.....

SUE SUE SUE SUE.