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Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: luckee on May 06, 2003, 06:04:29 PM
1. Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: SER on May 06, 2003, 09:38:36 PM
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4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.


I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out. :laughing:
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: theomen on May 06, 2003, 10:28:16 PM
I usually check to the side of me and if someone\'s there I\'ll usually say "Have a good one" or I\'ll just give him a high five or thumbs up.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 06, 2003, 11:44:08 PM
^^

Hehehe, I once said \'How\'s it going\' not thinking of the possible conseqence that could follow.

BTW theoman, answer your friggen MSN Messenger, I think you blocked me (bastard) ;)
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2003, 12:19:54 AM
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Originally posted by SER
I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out. :laughing:
Ha ha, I\'m like that too. :D
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Luke on May 07, 2003, 06:57:17 AM
me too, i cant pee if anybody else is in the room.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Kurt Angle on May 07, 2003, 07:15:32 AM
21. George Michael
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: kopking on May 07, 2003, 12:01:08 PM
yea, i hate it when there are other peep around, sep  if they seem to be a bit to close to you and stuff
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: theomen on May 07, 2003, 12:50:52 PM
Racer, I didn\'t block you, I just wasn\'t near my comp when you were messaging me.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Titan on May 08, 2003, 02:18:19 PM
Man, a bunch of you guys would be in deep trouble during a urin test ;)
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: SER on May 08, 2003, 03:48:52 PM
I\'ve had a urine test many times. I don\'t have anyone looking over my shoulder or walking behind me. Wonder where you get yours...... :confused:
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Avatarr on May 08, 2003, 05:06:49 PM
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Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.


hehe
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 08, 2003, 05:36:44 PM
I can\'t use the restroom. if there is other people in the restroom. I also cannot do "number 2" in public restrooms. Never have been able. I get some sort of mental block.

As for the doin\' both at the same time. If I do "number 2", I always urinate also. It\'s just some kind of habit. If nothing else, some trickles down.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Titan on May 08, 2003, 06:41:24 PM
If I\'m peeing next to someone I know, I pully out my hand and offer a handshake while saying "How ya doing." Other cool things to say "You call that a penis?" or "How about we race. 1...2....3...GO!!!" :)
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Cyrus on May 08, 2003, 07:08:24 PM
Im a number 8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

xepts I make noises like a car reffing or gun shots... makes all of you number 4 run and hide like babies :0)
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Coredweller on May 08, 2003, 08:02:22 PM
I can\'t stand it when some guy walks up and tries to start a conversation with me while I\'m at the urinal.  I DON\'T want to have a conversation with a MAN while I\'m holding my dork.  I only have conversations with women while doing that.  :)
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Cyrus on May 08, 2003, 10:10:11 PM
^^^^ What are you outta ur freagin mind.... Never ever have a conversation with a woman when your holding your dong. Last thing you wanna do at that moment is talk for godsakes you might actually have to listen about her day before you do the nasty
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: Viper_Fujax on May 08, 2003, 10:17:16 PM
Number 4 definitly. two times in one trip,lol. it sucks. my whole body functions just shut off right when i get ready to go. First it happened in a jack in the box with a decent amount of people near me, 3 er 4.

Second time was when we got to hollywood, we walked around this huge mall place and the 3 people i was with decided they all had to take a piss, but i was just following, not knowing where we were going. Then i was basically right in front of the bathroom door and didnt want to like, enter just to exit cuz thatd be stupid(hard to explain, i was confused myself). Then i went in for the kill and tried to go but there was seriously 20 people waiting for me to go, hahah. there was no way in hell i was gunna go so i just flushed and walked on. Both happened by a urinal thingy. If i have a normal toilet i can go whenever.
Title: 20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
Post by: QuDDus on May 08, 2003, 10:38:05 PM
wEll I have a big Jonson so I don\'t mind pissing anyware.

But really I think there should be at least one urinal between guys when there pissing I hate it when someone comes rite next to me uses it.