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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on June 10, 2003, 11:25:22 AM
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For some reason I always look at what I have done. I guess I\'m just making sure everything came out A-OK. Do you guys give a look?
On the same note, have you ever been so proud of one that you were very tempted to call in a spouse or a buddy? I had one of those the other day.
On the same note, yet another question. Is it your goal to do the entire job without breakage? Everyone has to have goals...
Know what I mean?
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Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes.
:)
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Well, I dropped a big fat kid off at the pool last week and it was so big, I wondered if some celestial Alien had abducted me one night and implanted some large brown egg in my colon, only to hatch in our sewage system as the brown equivelant of Godzilla.
I certainly felt about 2 pounds lighter. I walked funny for about an hour, though. That hurt. Has anyone heard about a brown monster roaming the sweage system? It probably has my DNA. :D
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Without breakage is definitely the way to go, I tend to find that there is less wiping to do and therefore less soreness afterwards.
I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.
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always double check everything I do, I\'m just wierd that way.
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That makes me think of another question. Do any of you wipe after each drop?
I could definitely see Racer doing this. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.
Note to everyone who uses half a roll in one session: FLUSH WHILE YOU\'RE WIPING. If I find the shit-for-brains who keeps clogging our toilets, I will beat his ass so hard he\'ll be using a bag instead of a toilet for the rest of his life. :mad:
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Logan is now learning how to go on the pot. He is so funny.
Instead of saying that he has to go use the potty he says, "Daddy, I want to try for a big one...."
Oh, that\'s my boy....
Also whenever he farts he laughs and says, "I popped!!"
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Originally posted by Coredweller
Note to everyone who uses half a roll in one session: FLUSH WHILE YOU\'RE WIPING. If I find the shit-for-brains who keeps clogging our toilets, I will beat his ass so hard he\'ll be using a bag instead of a toilet for the rest of his life. :mad:
:laughing:
Lol, I sometimes have to flush 3 or 4 times after a seriously messy one.
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you know what\'s annoying?
when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Without breakage is definitely the way to go, I tend to find that there is less wiping to do and therefore less soreness afterwards.
You have to force them out at velocity to do that, I find that it usually takes a bit of skin with it that way.....kinda smarts a bit afterwards.
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.
Don\'t we all?
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Finally, a topic I have experiance with.
I try my hardest for a no braker, these are nice and tidy. I get these ones that smell so bad but are totally clean, I call them the "paper bag" jobs becuase the just slip out, I hate the ones where I have to flush 3 times, makes my arse sore...
And yes, I always look back.
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Originally posted by videoholic
For some reason I always look at what I have done. I guess I\'m just making sure everything came out A-OK. Do you guys give a look?
On the same note, have you ever been so proud of one that you were very tempted to call in a spouse or a buddy? I had one of those the other day.
On the same note, yet another question. Is it your goal to do the entire job without breakage? Everyone has to have goals...
Know what I mean?
hahahahah..I swear to god I was going to post something similar last week after an impressive one but decided not to.
I ALWAYS have to look. After all, it is an indication of whats going on inside of you.
One Proud father checkin in.
If I feel it\'s a long one, I try to do it in one swoop.
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Originally posted by politiepet
you know what\'s annoying?
when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S
Or when you go to the bathroom to whiz, only to realize that the other half is calling when you\'re done...
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Originally posted by politiepet
you know what\'s annoying?
when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S
Even worse than that is when you have to shit shortly after taking a shower. If time permits..I take another quick one. I also keep wet ones on the toilet tank.
And we dont have any babies..... :D
I\'m too old to have racing stripes in my boxers.
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i plan my showers around my dumps.
luckily i only dump once every couple days.
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Another question.
Do you dump at work?
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I don\'t dump at work, call me wierd but I have a special relationship with the toilet at home, it knows how to handle my brown babies, and I don\'t like to cheat on it.
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Yes at work, but usually no other "public" place.
The strange thing is my body seems to sense when it\'s acceptable to get my attention for a release, and when it\'s out of the question. For example on a long flight, I have no problems because my ass knows its NOT GONNA HAPPEN. :D It\'s like an unwritten agreement between us.
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almost like you\'re one with your sphincter.
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Originally posted by videoholic
Another question.
Do you dump at work?
fu*k yea!!! Although it isnt the same. I will only do it public bathrooms if it is an emergency though.
Hell, I\'ve even pulled over to shit in a field 2 or 3 times. Shammies and 1X1 cotton towels arent that great to wipe yer ass with either.
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My boss poops at work every single day.
Not only that, but get this,
Our fart fan only runs when the light is on.
That fizucker takes a smelly crap, then turns the light off and leaves the fizucking door open.
IT IS THE WORST!!!!!
And my desk use to be right there. It was the worst. I also had to listen to him farting all the time. God it sucked. I now have my desk upstairs, but it still sucks.
It\'s like, doesn\'t he ever crap at home?
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Can I participate in this thread? Do all the young un-married guys acknowledge that girls poop?
I really don\'t have any vices or bad habits or strange personality traits -- except one. I cannot look at my poo. It\'s like a phobia. I know I should. Like luckee said, it\'s an indication of what\'s going on inside of you.
Anyone have any ideas of why this might be?
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Originally posted by Sara
Do all the young un-married guys acknowledge that girls poop?
:surprised :sconf:
Girls are to pretty to poop. Pooping is a MAN THING!
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I don\'t do it at work (except for one time where I really REALLY had to).
And no, I don\'t check afterwards. Not on purpose anyway. :)
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Sammy, you and Sara should go hang out and have a beer together.
What\'s wrong with you people?
LOOK AT THE CRAP!!!!!!!!
You have no idea what kind of accomplishments you have made if you don\'t look at it!!!
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I poop at work. But one a floor mostly inhabited by women that way there\'s less visitors in the restroom. It\'s kinda like a territorial thing. That\'s my restroom and any guy who goes there will get the "LIGHTS OUT" treatment. :D
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For me, the worst feeling in the world is being caught short enough to use a public toilet, and finding that when you sit down, the seat is still warm. That happened to me once when I was visiting a friend un hospital, as soon as contact was made between me and said toilet seat, I felt my skin crawl.
Since then, I have tried to avoid public toilets, I always make sure I free up room before I leave the house.
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I always look. Though with the amount of beer I drink, it\'s mostly to make sure my liver isn\'t in the crapper.
How about some colorful euphemisms for pooping? My friend comes up with some zingers... Like "evicting the hobbit", "shootin\' brown rickeys", "producing a Toblerone pinecone", "laying wolfbait"...
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droppin off te kids at the pool....
stinky load....
damn, as many as I knew as a kid, now I dont rmemeber any. :(
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my friend\'s ex-girlfriend used to refer to pooping as "dropping cosbys"...a little racist but kinda funny.
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Do all the young un-married guys acknowledge that girls poop?
I hate thinking about girls pooping. For some reason it just makes me feel strange.
For example; if your looking at a picture of a hot chick, or in real life. Imagine her taking a shit. Its just.... odd.
"Boom-Boom"
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Originally posted by luckee
droppin off te kids at the pool....
stinky load....
damn, as many as I knew as a kid, now I dont rmemeber any. :(
Excuse me while I back the brown car out of the garage.
Gotta build me a log cabin.
Gotta withdraw some penny rolls.
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Alright, this thread may be old, but I just now noticed it..
- I always look back. Infact, sometimes I look down durin\' it to make sure it\'s all A-OK.
- I wipe after every single drop. Yes, I go through half a roll of toilet tissue each dump and yes I flush while wiping, so it does not clog the toilet up. I hate when people break that rule.
- If I\'m off of work and not doin\' anything, each time I use the bathroom I also shower. This averages out to two times a day.
- I will NOT use a public restroom! I have done it once and I hated it. Once in my twenty years of livin\'. I also hate goin\' to a public restroom to urinate and hearin\' some other guy making the "pooping sounds".
- There is no more of akward moment in a relationship, then the first time either you or your lady friend excuse yourself from a conversation to go poop. It\'s just downright akward for both of you.
- I realize girl\'s poop and it doesn\'t bother me..Sometimes...it\'s damn sexy . ;)
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I usually don\'t try and poop in public places. Its just real comforting to know how many loads have been dropped there before you. That and how many people peed on the seat. It discourages me.
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I realize that girls do it... But its just something you try not to think about. One of the guys at work has an office right beside the womans\' bathroom. He KNOWS girls do it. Infact, he is constantly complaining about it. And yes, I almost always look. Do any of you ever get board on the Crapper? When I lived alone, I had my PS1 in the bathroom at all times. Kept Chrono Cross in there ;) now I just play Blackjack on my cellphone (I have to share the bathroom with a girl.)