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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on July 15, 2003, 07:04:13 PM

Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: videoholic on July 15, 2003, 07:04:13 PM: http://pennlive.com/news/expresstimes/pa/index.ssf?/base/news-6/1058259885238780.xml?&

Story:

Dude changing lock on chick\'s door.

Chick thinks she sees dudes semi erect dong sticking out of his pants.:artyon:

Chick freaks out and calls a lawyer.:mecry:

Chick says dude\'s penis was a couple inches from his knee making it about 9 inches (Yeah, could have been me:str8pimp: )

Dude says no way. He only has a 4" dong (Doh, not me)

So dude is fighting the charges and telling everyone about his small dong.

EOS:moon:
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: ##RaCeR## on July 15, 2003, 08:08:15 PM: hehehe, one foot long schlong.
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: Deadly Hamster on July 15, 2003, 08:32:30 PM: One foot long schlong? sorta like... maybe... the combined length of three naked boys in a shower!! :O:O:O:O

:\\ was worth a try
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: SwifDi on July 15, 2003, 09:07:24 PM
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: THX on July 15, 2003, 10:00:45 PM: Bleh that woman is a fruitcake. Even if he did have a 9" boner she should throw the trial now since the guy is already humliated. What a moron.
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: videoholic on July 16, 2003, 03:30:51 AM: Freestylah has a picture of himself next to his bed. HAHA
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: ooseven on July 16, 2003, 04:01:22 AM: The Real picture
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: CHIZZY on July 16, 2003, 04:24:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
Freestylah has a picture of himself next to his bed. HAHA

...with a dude...

...making a traditionally homosexual gesture...

Here\'s the caption:

guy pointing at hole:

"can you believe I banged his ass so hard that he fell out of bed
and his head went through the sheetrock?!?!"

vapor:

"You KNOW!?!? I swear, Lawrence- if my rectum ever heals good enough to leave the house, I will have to go buy some new drapes to cover this mess!!!"
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: SwifDi on July 16, 2003, 12:01:56 PM: Actually he broke my wall by merely sitting against it. I was devestated.
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: videoholic on July 16, 2003, 12:04:21 PM: Ah, you were slirping on him eh? You mad man you.
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: ooseven on July 16, 2003, 12:19:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SwifDi
Actually he broke my wall by merely sitting against it. I was devestated.

why....

was it your turn to be Da Daddy ?
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: SwifDi on July 16, 2003, 01:01:15 PM: Exactly... I always get the short end of the stick...
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: ooseven on July 16, 2003, 01:47:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SwifDi
Exactly... I always get the short end of the stick...

I would respond with a low brow penis joke but i don\'t have it in me.
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: CHIZZY on July 16, 2003, 02:00:14 PM: you do too have a penis in you...
Title: Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
Post by: MPTheory on July 17, 2003, 03:42:27 AM: Dear lord Swif......haha. Do you do this kind of stuff, knowing whats to cum...... haha SPLAT!