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Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: videoholic on September 08, 2003, 06:50:10 AM
Are there any normal people out there with more than 2 cats?  They always seem loopy to me.

Here\'s one case in point that happened right here in sunny Tampa:
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Police Find Child Reported Missing At Home Asleep In Trash

TAMPA, Fla. -- An 8-year-old boy reported missing by his mother had been sleeping in a pile of trash in their home, police said. The woman was charged with child neglect.
 
Tanya Marie Joseph, 24, was being held Sunday at the Hillsborough County jail on $4,000 bond. The jail did not have an attorney listed for her.


Joseph reported her oldest son, Jaleel, missing on Saturday at about 3:30 a.m., police said. At 9 a.m., he emerged, well-rested, from his mother\'s bedroom.


The boy showed police where he had been asleep, walking over stacks of trash to a corner of the bedroom where he had curled up under a pile of clothing and other debris.

"It\'s amazing the interior of this house was so cluttered and dirty that we couldn\'t find him in it," Tampa police spokesman Joe Durkin said.

The four-bedroom, 1,300-square-foot concrete block home had urine-stained floors and was covered with mounds of garbage, clothing, debris and cat feces, police said.

The boy and his 6-year-old brother were taken into custody by the Department of Children & Families.

Animal Services removed 27 cats, a rabbit and two dogs from the home.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 08, 2003, 06:55:46 AM
Dogs > all house cats

Hell, I\'d say even ONE dog > all house cats

:D
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 08, 2003, 06:58:22 AM
Speaking of cats
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 08, 2003, 07:03:20 AM
How about more than 17 cats makes someone crazy?

Cats are nice.  Not better than dogs, not worse.. just, different.  :)
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Coredweller on September 08, 2003, 08:07:54 AM
The weird part is she probably thought she only had 9 cats.  But come on, it\'s the RABBIT that really indicates her craziness.  What sane person has a rabbit in their house?  They are vermin, plain and simple.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Lord Nicon on September 08, 2003, 08:47:58 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Dogs > all house cats

Hell, I\'d say even ONE dog > all house cats

:D


psh. Cat > Dogs Anyday.

Rabbits are nice. I would say that they arent really vermin. They are fun. Never had one but i have friends who do.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 08, 2003, 08:59:09 AM
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Originally posted by Lord Nicon
psh. Cat > Dogs Anyday.

Rabbits are nice. I would say that they arent really vermin. They are fun. Never had one but i have friends who do.


When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know. Til then, cats = a critter that tolerates humans and sleep 18 hours a day

Cat owners = worship cats like gods

Dog owners = worshipped by dogs
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: THX on September 08, 2003, 09:27:19 AM
If cats were all hairless and had pointy scales they would be shown as the vile, coniving animals they really are.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 08, 2003, 09:52:18 AM
Lord Nicon as a child and why he now prefers cats :

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Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: videoholic on September 08, 2003, 09:58:33 AM
FOr every F\'d up crazy person story where the house is trashy, dead bodies found, etc. etc. and they own multiple dogs, I could find you 50 stories of F\'d up people with Many many cats.

Weird ole ladies always own cats.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Coredweller on September 08, 2003, 10:24:37 AM
Yeah, didn\'t you know?  Dogs clean up the house for you and stuff.  This could never happen to a dog owner.  :)
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: kopking on September 08, 2003, 11:30:31 AM
nice???? you should find some pictures.. it weird howsomeone could let there hom get in such a mess, esp if they have a child
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SwifDi on September 08, 2003, 01:28:42 PM
Cat people are definately psychotic... And they\'re houses smell rank.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: videoholic on September 08, 2003, 01:32:58 PM
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Originally posted by Coredweller
Yeah, didn\'t you know?  Dogs clean up the house for you and stuff.  This could never happen to a dog owner.  :)


I\'m not saying that, I\'m just saying that there aren\'t any normal cat owners who have more than a couple cats.

You have a bunch of dogs and you could still be normal.  You could use them to get from one place to another in the snow.  You could use them to go fetch the birds you just shot, etc.

Cats are useless creatures.  Except to look at.  Hence, no reason to have more than 2.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Titan on September 08, 2003, 01:37:04 PM
I have a cat and I\'m normal :) I can never see myself owning more than one though. Weird and mysterious creatures.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: (e) on September 08, 2003, 03:47:33 PM
I have a cat...

its old...

and it stinks...

and its a whore...
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: (e) on September 08, 2003, 03:48:46 PM
aka

the vapor snake


DUHN DUHN DUHN!!!!
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Lord Nicon on September 08, 2003, 04:50:14 PM
Meh, Im always at friends houses that have about 4 cats but i have never had more than one. Typical cat bashing *yawn* I couldnt care too much less.:p

And Gman. That couldnt possibly be me because i was white when i was born:D. Serious
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 08, 2003, 07:29:55 PM
That\'s a picture of a white boy, if you didn\'t notice. Oh....you\'re talking about the dog? You\'re a dog? See? You are smart! You can type and speak with humans! :)
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 08, 2003, 10:10:15 PM
We\'ve had a big arguement about this before GMan.

Calling cats useless is ignorant, to say the least.

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When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know.


When you see news reports of cats mauling children with regularity, let me know.

:rolleyes:
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SirMystiq on September 08, 2003, 10:29:07 PM
I wouln\'t say cats are useless. They\'re just good for nothing. They sit there and lay down. Sure it\'s nice to have one curl up on you or lay down on your lap. It\'s nice to watch them run around after something thats not there. It\'s nice to watch them try to fight a bigger cat. Other than that, you can\'t take a cat to the park b/c it\'ll just sit there or run away. You can\'t play fetch b/c it\'ll just try to lick the ball. You can\'t show it off to friends b/c they\'ll think your gay. Dogs > Cats. My chica has a cat. That thing it goes out everynight and comes back with something wrong. Now he has a whole in his head. Cat\'s make the house stink. But I wouln\'t mind owning one b/c theyre cute. Cats > Dogs.

I own a Siberian Husky. His name is Pepe. Light blue eyes and it\'s one of a kind that knows how to fetch. It\'s almost impossible to teach a Husky to fetch.

I love all animals the same!!
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: sabrina on September 09, 2003, 02:37:08 AM
you can teach cat how to fetch when a kitten
i have taught  two my cats hot to fetch and will teach my new kittens when get them as right now i don\'t have any cats i lost
two white kittens that had distemper... but you teach a cat to fetch
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SER on September 09, 2003, 03:30:49 AM
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
I wouln\'t say cats are useless. They\'re just good for nothing. They sit there and lay down. Sure it\'s nice to have one curl up on you or lay down on your lap. It\'s nice to watch them run around after something thats not there. It\'s nice to watch them try to fight a bigger cat. Other than that, you can\'t take a cat to the park b/c it\'ll just sit there or run away. You can\'t play fetch b/c it\'ll just try to lick the ball. You can\'t show it off to friends b/c they\'ll think your gay. Dogs > Cats. My chica has a cat. That thing it goes out everynight and comes back with something wrong. Now he has a whole in his head. Cat\'s make the house stink. But I wouln\'t mind owning one b/c theyre cute. Cats > Dogs.

I own a Siberian Husky. His name is Pepe. Light blue eyes and it\'s one of a kind that knows how to fetch. It\'s almost impossible to teach a Husky to fetch.

I love all animals the same!!



I was laughing after every line of this post.. :laughing:
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 09, 2003, 03:46:24 AM
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
We\'ve had a big arguement about this before GMan.

Calling cats useless is ignorant, to say the least.



When you see news reports of cats mauling children with regularity, let me know.

:rolleyes:


Though there are incidents where these things happen, there are far more goodnews coming from dogs than bad ones. Just last night, the Science Channel had an hour long documentary about  how untrained house dogs were able to save their owners\' lives. One knew her owner was about to have a heart attack and wouldn\'t allow the owner to take her out for a walk. Dog already had the phone in its mouth.

Saying cats is useless is not ignorant. I know. I owned a cat. I\'ve had more uses out of my kitchen chair than I had for a cat. You can sit on it, put stuff on it, you can stand on it, lean it under the door knob to keep the zombies from entering the house and stuff.

A cat? It\'s cute and it\'s there for petting. Um....it can catch a mouse or your pet gerbil or parrot. THAT\'S IT! :D
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 09, 2003, 05:38:15 AM
^^You\'re stupid.

I won\'t argue with you again, go look up the last thread where we had this arguement.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Cerberus on September 09, 2003, 05:42:26 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know. Til then, cats = a critter that tolerates humans and sleep 18 hours a day

Cat owners = worship cats like gods

Dog owners = worshipped by dogs


Amen to that, give that man a cee-garr
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Bozco on September 09, 2003, 11:52:40 PM
Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 10, 2003, 02:08:57 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.


Cats will beg for food. Trust me they will. They were worthless before the begging, though. But when a dog tries to save your cat loving ass, please tell the person in charge of the dog that you prefer to be saved by a worthless cat.

This will be comical to say the least. :laughing:
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SirMystiq on September 10, 2003, 03:37:08 PM
If you let your dog beg for food, you\'re the worthless one.

Cat\'s are the "lazy" of the natural world. When was the last time you saw a cat running just to get excercise?!
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 10, 2003, 03:42:02 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Cats will beg for food. Trust me they will. They were worthless before the begging, though. But when a dog tries to save your cat loving ass, please tell the person in charge of the dog that you prefer to be saved by a worthless cat.

This will be comical to say the least. :laughing:


You really seem to be under the impression that a very high percentage of dogs is going to jump into a pool and save you if you happened to be drowning.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SirMystiq on September 10, 2003, 03:58:50 PM
My grandpa once fell of the tractor and broke his collar bone. He was out in the field, his dog, Max, a German Sheperd, ran all the way back to the house. He was barking and pulling my grandma\'s dress. We tought he was trying to attack her and we put him out back. He kept barking and barking. Until we let him out and my aunt took him for a walk. He pulled her right onto the field. Yup, even if most dogs don\'t learn to dial 911 when they\'re owner is in danger, most of them show some kind of care or sorrow.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Titan on September 10, 2003, 06:18:16 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.


When my cat is hungry, he just follows me around and stuff. I\'ve almost tripped on him because of this. He then tries to sit on me and stuff and annoys the hell out of him until i feed him. I\'d rather have a dog say he\'s hungry than my damn cat.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 10, 2003, 06:19:01 PM
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
You really seem to be under the impression that a very high percentage of dogs is going to jump into a pool and save you if you happened to be drowning.


Maybe a tiny chihuahua might be too small but believe me, most dogs will go bonkers trying to save their master. They\'ll either bark for help or just jump in. Believe me, dogs are naturally social animals. They take to a human family as if they were a wolf pack. They will protect them the best way they can.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SirMystiq on September 10, 2003, 06:45:22 PM
My doggie looks like a wolf

"is that wolf?" a bunch of people ask

yup.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Lord Nicon on September 10, 2003, 07:22:19 PM
I dont know about all you people but do you so wholeheartedly believe that dogs are so great that you end up swinging on the dogs nuts? Worshiped by dogs, heh. You tend to stereotype cat lovers. More dog lovers go out and buy them little clothes so they can just look more rediculous. Outdoor cats are much more energettic than most think and even house cats when they are younger. Not only that but they dont bark the hell out of any moving object. The smell worse and take lager shits.

Im not saying that i dont really like dogs but in this discussion, since we always tend to act like little children, then you can have your gay ass mutts.... buttface :p :rolleyes:

I forgot to mention that i read that cats may in fact be smarter than dogs but since i no longer have the paper etc. I dont really count it as valid due not only to that fact but the fact that you all probably dont care anyway.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 10, 2003, 07:27:32 PM
I\'m not stereotyping cat owners. They just all worship their cats like gods. :p (that was sarcasm)
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SwifDi on September 10, 2003, 07:28:07 PM
My dog makes my bed warm. He\'ll sleep on it all day, then when I\'m about to go to bed, I kick him off, and I have a nice warm bed.

Dogs rule.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: Lord Nicon on September 10, 2003, 07:41:43 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
My dog makes my bed warm. He\'ll sleep on it all day, then when I\'m about to go to bed, I kick him off, and I have a nice warm bed.

Dogs rule.

Poor dog. Dog Owners = Ghey j/k
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: SwifDi on September 10, 2003, 08:21:10 PM
Whatever... He\'s got it set... I get so jealous when I\'m wakin up at 530 a.m. to go to school and he\'s all outstretched on this couch in my room. And I feed him, bath him, pick up his crap from the backyard... He\'s livin the high life.
Title: >2 Cats = Whack Job
Post by: GmanJoe on September 12, 2003, 04:30:45 AM
:p :p :p

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