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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on September 09, 2003, 09:36:31 PM
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Just post what you think is the worst movie ever made.
Some friends brought this one up at lunch today, so... so... bad.
Anyone remember, "Shrunken Heads"?
This article sums it up
You wanna see a realistic movie, check out "Shrunken Heads," which is what would happen if three kids in the neighborhood got blown away by thugs working for a lesbian gangster, but then they had their heads cut off and boiled in a vat by the friendly neighborhood comic book salesman and Haitian voodoo police officer, and then they came back to life and flew around with knives between their teeth, getting revenge by slicing up criminals and turning em into friendly zombies who go around cleaning off graffiti and replacing the trash in upturned Dumpsters.
All right all right all right, we\'ve seen the story before, right? But never with Meg Foster in drag, wearin a fat suit.
The most interesting part of it is trying to figure out the STRATEGY that a flying shrunken head would use to fight a killer thug with a sawed-off shotgun and a getaway car. Fortunately, it helps that the killer heads are dead spirits brought back to life by voodoo, since that means they can pretty much do any damn thing they please, and you don\'t have to EXPLAIN it. I hate movies where they\'re EXPLAINING why the shrunken heads are able to fly.
Anyhow, we\'re talkin blood on the windshield, blood on the mirror, blood in the shower. We\'re talkin Goo-Fest \'94.
Forty-three dead bodies. Head-hacking. Throat-ripping. Mouth maggots. Zombierama. Two motor vehicle chases, with three crashes. Gratuitous magic jelly beans. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Julius Harris, as the Wicked Rastafarian, who says "Yes, Freddy, cops in Haiti are extremely scary" and "I will pluck out your tongues with bull cutters and roast them, and I will take your brains and chill them for the purposes of garnishment"; Aeryk Egan, as the head head, for saying "As we continue to nurture our hate, the loss of our humanity will quicken evermore" and "There\'s nothing more for us in this world now except for revenge"; and Becky Herbst, as the 15-year-old who gets romantic with a head.
Hahaha... funny stuff.
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happened to a guy I know
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ehhhhh hehehehe..... even though it sounds so stupid you make me want to see it. I guess just so I can laugh it at with my buds. :laughing:
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I haven\'t seen it, but I hear Gigli is quite awful. :p
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I can\'t belive no one has mentioned Battlefeild Earth. I saw that movie cuz it was the longest one showing. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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gigli
Jlo is so not a lesbian
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Air Bud.. its a bout a dog that plays basketball... NUFF said .
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Ishtar, though i didn\'t see it.
From Justin to Kelly
Planet of the Apes (the new one)
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Shrek/Kung Pow Enter the Fist
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Planet Of The Apes wasn\'t that bad. I\'ve seen worse...
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FRANKENWEENIE
1984, USA, Live Action
Average American kid Victor Frankenstein brings his dog back to life after it is killed by a car. At first, the dog is a horror to the neighbors, but the monstrous pooch soon becomes a suburban hero. Frankenweenie was created by Tim Burton while working at Walt Disney Animation.
I like some Tim Burton movies, but this one should not have been made.
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I actually liked the new PoA. Dunno what the critics are on about.
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Perhaps they were on about the fact that it was a travesty to the original PotA?
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Originally posted by alliswell
Shrek/Kung Pow Enter the Fist
HEY BIATCH! Kung Pow Enter the Fist is stupidly funny!
weeeyoooo weeeeyooooo!
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Pearl Harbour (the recent version) ... nearly 3 hours of flag waving only spoiled by a duff romance.
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Cannibal Holocaust 2 - I must see this movie just because the blurb on the box is great.
Jemma, a reporter, hires a couple of men to find a professor who is lost in the jungle and she suspects may still be alive. The two men steal a plane and the three of them head off to a place called Fort Angel. They find a guide called Garcia in a bar and off they go deeper still into the Amazon. Naturally there are a few mishaps on their way. One of them has a fish swim up his arse that has to be plucked out, and, amongst other things, there\'s a bat attack during the night. After hunting some monkeys with blow darts they are captured by some savages. One of them has ants put all over his body and another is put up in a tree and blow darted just like the monkeys were!
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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GLITTER.
that or the "first wives\' club", that movie was complete garbage.
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Hercules in New York
Arnie makes his movie debut in this 1969 film and the version I saw has an american actor\'s voice dubbed over Arnie\'s austrian accent. He is also billed in the credits as being called Arnold Strong.:laughing:
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
HEY BIATCH! Kung Pow Enter the Fist is stupidly funny!
weeeyoooo weeeeyooooo!
Im sure there are worst movies but I do a good job of avoiding most of them
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Originally posted by ooseven
Pearl Harbour (the recent version) ... nearly 3 hours of flag waving only spoiled by a duff romance.
I like Pearl Harbor. Special effects are very well done. Actors permormed well and music is ok. Realistic? I dunno, i\'m not a expert in history but I guess no. Anyway, love history is a good path to show tragedy.
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Any of those £5:99 dvds you see at your local petrol station.
or SHITEanic,sorry Titanic staring Leo and Kate.
3 hours of water,more water and stupid loving between a crap actor and a z-list actress.
(although Kate did get her tits out which was good)
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I think you\'re posting the movies you don\'t like instead of the worst movies ever... come on... Titanic is a good film...
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House of 1000 Corpses
Master of Disguise
Battlefield Earth
Wes Craven\'s New Nightmare
There are many, many more. I really wonder how these movies get made.
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My favorite bad review of a movie:
"I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it. "
-Roger Ebert reviewing North
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Originally posted by Ginko
House of 1000 Corpses
Master of Disguise
Battlefield Earth
Wes Craven\'s New Nightmare
There are many, many more. I really wonder how these movies get made.
I\'ll try and be blind to the fact that you mentioned \'New Nightmare\' which is regarded by most horror fans as the second best in the \'Nightmare on Elm Street\' series.
:)
If you guys\' want to list the worst movie\'s ever, you have forgot \'Gigili\', \'Wisegirls\', \'Glitter\' , \'Jeepers Creepers 2\' and a zillion others.
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marabunta: killer ants.....
watch it, you\'ll agree.....
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i remember seeing a advert for shrunken heads, never intested me
ive seen some real crap movies.....
one being
hemoglobin ( hope that is spelt right, should be the stff in your blood)
demon house ( think that is the name)
malcom takes a shot
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Loser: with jason biggs and ... i dont remember.
The Royal Tennenbaums: (or however its spelled) Too long, and god awful yuppie humor. I wanted to shoot myself.(sorry 4 those of you that liked it. oh well)
Attack of the Killer Clownz: a semi big cult movie but still pretty damn bad
I cant think about them right now. There are just so many.
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sorry clip, I\'ve never been into horror flicks. I watched New Nightmare the other day and felt like I wasted my time.
I could have been playing videogames or something more important;)
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It\'s okay, Ginko. I\'m a huge horror fan, and loved it.
The Royal Teenabums was Wes Anderson at his best and with a great cast / crew, though I can see how some would not get the off-beat humor.
Attack of the Killer Clowns, is regarded by most because of the budget / situation for the film. It was really a labor of love and if it wasnt for the fact so many people wanted the film, begged for it and signed petitions , it wouldn\'t of been released on DVD.
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It\'s okay, Ginko. I\'m a huge horror fan, and loved it.
The Royal Teenabums was Wes Anderson at his best and with a great cast / crew, though I can see how some would not get the off-beat humor.
Attack of the Killer Clowns, is regarded by most because of the budget / situation for the film. It was really a labor of love and if it wasnt for the fact so many people wanted the film, begged for it and signed petitions , it wouldn\'t of been released on DVD.
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From Justin to Kelly
Master of disguise
Swamp thing
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\'Swamp Thing\' wasn\'t that bad. It wasn\'t great, but it certainly wasn\'t near as bad as \'The Return of Swamp Thing\'.
I would say one of the worst movie\'s was \'Friday the 13th: Part IV Jason Lives\', the one where Tommy Jarvis is in a mental hospital and someone is offing everyone. Leads you to believe it is Jason, then turns out it isn\'t. Even for a B-rated horror / slasher series is a terrible installment.
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Man, Swamp Thing. That brings back memories.
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No really, I\'ve seen THE worst movie EVER. It was British I think and has the word \'hand\' in it. If you\'ve seen it, you\'d agree it\'s really, really awful.
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Pitch Black - just plain putrid bleeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!!
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Wow, I dont see how somebody could think it is the worst movie ever.
I thought it was a good time waster.
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Monkeybone, anyone?
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lmfao- forgot that one...
my little brother was estatic about it.
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I am suprised no one has mentioned 8 1/2 or extreme b flick horrors such as frost.