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Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: videoholic on September 16, 2003, 10:52:25 AM

This of course is going to have to leave out Sir Mystiq since apparently they aren\'t hiring in Dallas.    Here are some shitty jobs.  Is yours worse?  Why?

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Job As Flatus Odor Judge Really Stinks

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Do you think your job stinks? You could be a Flatus Odor Judge.

That\'s just one of several of the Worst Jobs in Science according to the editors of "Popular Science" magazine, who just compiled the list for the latest issue.

Topping the chart for worst jobs are the odor judges at a Minneapolis gastroenterologist -- they\'re are paid to smell people\'s farts to determine potentially critical medical symptoms.

The second crappiest science job is being a Dysentery Stool-Sample Analyzer. That\'s a person who opens stool canisters and analyzes feces to test the effectiveness of the kit.

Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes, comes in third, beating out jobs like Prison Rape Researcher, Carcass Cleaner and Fish Counter.

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: The Stapler on September 16, 2003, 01:55:09 PM

I think Didier has the worst job here.

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: Titan on September 16, 2003, 01:57:18 PM

Who\'s Didier? :confused:

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: videoholic on September 16, 2003, 02:09:10 PM

Swifdi..  He\'s a fluffer.

Title: Re: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: CHIZZY on September 16, 2003, 03:20:18 PM

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Originally posted by videoholic
Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes, comes in third, beating out jobs like Prison Rape Researcher, Carcass Cleaner and Fish Counter.

I actually went to school with a kid who\'s after-school job was to
collect horse semen. He explained that they had these really big
condoms, and um... yeah, you get the rest. Then one of the producers I worked with once grew up on a sheep farm and had to castrate sheep all day.

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 16, 2003, 03:38:32 PM

i donno, these jobs are pretty sick. But not so dangerous as to being a garbo and having to sort through shit loads of dangerous crap all day. One of my mates did it for awhile, he got paid shit loads to do it simply because of all the needles, nappys and other crap they sort through.. Pretty bad really. :/

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: CHIZZY on September 16, 2003, 08:01:23 PM

they do that in your tird world country>

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: SwifDi on September 16, 2003, 09:25:20 PM

I bag fish.

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: videoholic on September 17, 2003, 03:20:28 AM

ANd by "bag," of course he means "do the dirty"

Title: Who here has the worst job?
Post by: GmanJoe on September 17, 2003, 04:23:27 AM

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Originally posted by videoholic
ANd by "bag," of course he means "do the dirty"

This is what Vid means :

SwifDi "fills" the pooper with creamy filling. :p Here\'s an example...but you can use your imagination from this point.

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