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Title: 5 grand in your pocket, or ass from a celeb?
Post by: theomen on September 21, 2003, 06:24:00 PM: Would you rather be given 5 thousand bucks or get some ass from your favorite celeb?

Even though I\'d like the money, the fact I could brag about the sex until I died....priceless
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Post by: Lord Nicon on September 21, 2003, 06:32:24 PM: Psh. 5 grand? Ill take the pussy
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Post by: Phil on September 21, 2003, 06:44:32 PM: Depends on the celeb, but if I get the choice? Definitely the celeb.
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Post by: videoholic on September 21, 2003, 07:01:33 PM: 5 grand. It\'s just da poonanny...
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 21, 2003, 07:07:57 PM: I\'d take the money. Who the hell knows how many creeps the celeb had to screw to become a celeb.

With that comment, that should sway the opinion of non-virgins. However, the virgins would probably take the poonani.
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 21, 2003, 07:14:48 PM: 5 grand, easy.
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Post by: nO-One on September 21, 2003, 07:20:19 PM: take the five grand and buy some pussy like a normal guy would.

You know those real dolls can be made to look like the celeb of your choosing.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 21, 2003, 07:27:22 PM: take 5 grand.. and offer celeb 1 hehe. :D
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Post by: Ryu on September 21, 2003, 07:27:37 PM: 5000 is far more appealing. Most celebs look like dogs when the make-up comes off and I\'d much rather not take the chance, but besides that, one night with the celeb is not worth 5000.
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Post by: SwifDi on September 21, 2003, 08:26:18 PM: 5,000... I need the money. I get sex from my right hand.
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Post by: Tyrant on September 21, 2003, 08:26:56 PM: i\'d take the cash.
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Post by: FatalXception on September 21, 2003, 08:30:19 PM: Gotta be the celeb... there are a few that are just wayyyyy outta my league.

After all, hard work can\'t (edit) earn me a celeb... hard work will never even earn my a conversation with JLH.

EDIT. Naturally, being wasted that came out wrong:

Hard work can earn me 5K. Hard work will never earn me that celeb.
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Post by: Samwise on September 21, 2003, 11:39:08 PM: Hmm, 5 grand or sex with Tom Cruise... hmm...

I\'d have sex with Jessica Alba instead of 5 grand (which really isn\'t that much). But most every other celeb -> 5k please. :D
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Post by: politiepet on September 22, 2003, 12:13:12 AM: 5 grand...

btw why isn\'t this a poll?
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 22, 2003, 12:13:36 AM: I\'d take the money.
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Post by: SER on September 22, 2003, 12:57:07 AM: Money...DUH!
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Post by: Nolaws on September 22, 2003, 03:15:45 AM: i\'d take the money.
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Post by: Avatarr on September 22, 2003, 04:59:26 AM: idiots, everyone knows you can make more money selling your story to the press. celeb so I can sell my story for $5001 :p
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 22, 2003, 05:20:52 AM: A celeb sleeping with someone else? That\'s not news. :p
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Post by: Kimahri on September 22, 2003, 08:37:15 AM: Video tape it and sell it for millions :D
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Post by: mjps21983 on September 22, 2003, 10:02:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Avatarr
idiots, everyone knows you can make more money selling your story to the press. celeb so I can sell my story for $5001 :p

I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Post by: kopking on September 22, 2003, 11:11:08 AM: so is it sex once with aceleb? or numerous times... i think id have to take the money if ony once
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 22, 2003, 12:09:08 PM: How about taking the money then raping the celeb.
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 22, 2003, 12:34:58 PM: I can\'t believe people would take sex with a celebrity over $5000. That just baffles me.

Is famous cooch better than non famous cooch?
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Post by: Lord Nicon on September 22, 2003, 02:07:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Gohan
I can\'t believe people would take sex with a celebrity over $5000. That just baffles me.

Is famous cooch better than non famous cooch?

Yes and no. There is the whole factor of getting your rocks off with some gorgeous celeb. The difference isnt that huge. I have had great normal cooch. Really i guess the money is all good but we are talking about your choice of any celeb over something you could make in a band doing gigs on the side of work in less than a 1/4 of a year. I mean its not like i have the money now and im perfectly stable without an extra 5000. Plus if i video tape it i can get some cash outta them ; ). Being realistic, i guess it depends on the relationship after the sex.

;)
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Post by: Blade on September 22, 2003, 02:32:11 PM: It depends on the celebrity. ;)

If I got to pick her, then I\'d go with the one-night-stand. If it was random, $5000 is better than Kathy Bates in the sack.. and given my luck, that\'s who I\'d pick out of the hat. *sigh*
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Post by: (e) on September 22, 2003, 03:22:29 PM: Quote
Video tape it and sell it for millions

Hey! Then get sued for billions! W00h00!!111

5$ grand. You have no clue how many people they have ****ed to become celebrities- more than anyone possibly could.
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Post by: Cyrus on September 23, 2003, 06:49:32 AM: take the money people you can have sex with the celeb of your dreams anytime (wich most of you probably do anyway). As far as the able to brag part cant you here now " dude I swear i was busting my nuts on albas ass!" ...... "ya right you freaking stupid ass lier wake up why the hell would she be doing you"......"It was a choice to bang or or get 5 grand."........."whatever you freak"

no one would belive you anyway.
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Post by: Samwise on September 23, 2003, 07:42:00 AM: OR, how about 5 grand in your ass vs. a celeb in your pocket?
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Post by: Cerberus on September 23, 2003, 09:19:35 AM: I\'d take the cash, one arse hole is no different from the next.

If you have a good imagination, you can make up for the deficit of not actually back-scuttling a celeb.
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Post by: shockwaves on September 23, 2003, 09:51:09 AM: I\'d take the sex...simply because I\'m gonna make $5000 many many times over in my life, but how many times do you have the opportunity to get with any celeb you want? $5000 really isn\'t all that much.
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 23, 2003, 09:53:35 AM: The virgins stand out quite easily. Not that there\'s anything wrong with that.

Well....maybe. :p
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Post by: shockwaves on September 23, 2003, 09:54:47 AM: someone\'s bragging :p
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 23, 2003, 09:57:08 AM: I fathered you, boy. Show yo daddy some repect. :p
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Post by: shockwaves on September 23, 2003, 10:13:51 AM: I find it ironic that all of this is coming from a dancing banana with an "I\'d hit it" sign :p
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 23, 2003, 10:18:09 AM: HA! Ironic that I\'d take the money? That\'s not ironic! I can get pussy. That was never a problem, lucky for me.
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Post by: (e) on September 23, 2003, 03:22:32 PM: A microwaved bowl of jell-o doesnt count as "pussy"
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 23, 2003, 03:36:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
A microwaved bowl of jell-o doesnt count as "pussy"

Apple Pie is over rated. Trust me, I should ~know~. :p
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Post by: (e) on September 23, 2003, 03:39:45 PM: I like peach cobbler....

to eat.
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Post by: SwifDi on September 23, 2003, 05:45:05 PM: I like your mom...

to say hi to.
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Post by: Lord Nicon on September 23, 2003, 06:55:47 PM: Well i like your mom to suck my finger...

After cutting it

on her bed rest :rolleyes:

I just noticed Gohan\'s Sig is from Short Circuit 2. I love those movies, lol.
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Post by: SirMystiq on September 23, 2003, 08:28:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SwifDi
5,000... I need the money. I get sex from my right hand.

Word. That and they all too freaking old...unless it was hillary duff....
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Post by: (e) on September 25, 2003, 03:36:52 PM: lol hilary duff is hot- but a bit pudgy.

Id hit her, and Amanda Bynes - at the same time.