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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on October 04, 2003, 12:23:03 PM
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Here\'s a story that happened about three weeks ago...
It was a typical Monday morning, I woke up, and got ready for school... However a huge hunger strike came over me, and I ran to the kitchen and ate about five or six chocolate donuts and washed it all down with a huge glass of milk. Feeling satisfied, I skipped out the door to my car and headed off to school.
I was sitting in first period, and the teacher was just talking casually about the day\'s lesson and then I felt a small bulge in my gut. I had to take a slight dump, but I would never do such a thing at my own high school, so I tightened my gut muscles and figured I\'d just hold it in till I got home that day. However it gradually kept coming back, stronger and stronger. The entire room was quiet listening to the teacher, and I was like squirming about in my chair trying to get my buttocks muscles to seal my butthole as well as possible...
I was getting worried... How in the world would I be able to stand up? It got so bad I was about half an inch above my chair tightening every muscle in my body to not explode in my pants. Thank heavens, amidst all these huge urges to crap all over myself, there were minute breaks where there\'d be no feeling. So the second I felt a break coming on, I asked the teacher casually and nonchalantly if I could go to the bathroom. So I\'m standing at her desk, everyone is working, and I\'m praying to God that it all doesn\'t rush back, or else I\'ll crap all over the floor.
After what felt like forever, she handed me the note and I just strode out the room like it was just a normal piss. Once I got in the hall, it came back! I literally walked to the bathroom in little shuffles holding my butt cheeks together so hard my face turned red. Luckily no one saw my venture to the boys\' room.
Even more luckily, NO ONE WAS IN THE BATHROOM! I sprang on a toilet seat, dropped my pantaloons, and let the 4th of July begin. I had to flush about 5 times just because I was literally raising the sea level inside the toilet. And the loudest most digusting noises emerged from my butt, and not one person came in, and I just kept thanking God. After the fireworks were over, I felt about 100 pounds lighter, and washed my hands, and skipped back to class.
Man I rule.
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and skipped back to class
I skipped out the door
haha! pansy
You skip!
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No way spudz. You suck!!!
I wanted to write that!!!
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You still could-
:laughing:
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Oh man....One of my most torturing experiences during my soldiering.I was supposed to be sentry from 3 o clock to 6 o clock.The corporal led me to the viewpoint and at the moment he left I felt the need to go to the toilet.I had to stand there for 3 hours trying to hold my gun AND the sh!t from filling my pants!!!I wasnt allowed to live until the the corporal replaced me with another sentry.
At times I felt that my bowel was going to explode!I could feel the poop getting out of the "exit hole".I couldnt last.1 and a half hour passed!I couldnt hold them anymore with the thought that I had to hold them for 1:30 hours more.I picked the phone in the sentry box and tried to find a replacer so I could go to the toilet!10 minutes later a replacer came.I needed to go to the toilet FAST!!Walking fast ment I wouldnt hold the sh!t.Walking slowly ment taking more time to go to the toilet.I walked slowly and thank God I found someone who had some toilet paper with him on my way.
I swear to God I didnt only sh!t sh!t!I sh!T blood with the sh!t!!!
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Wow. I\'m not alone.
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I have shit my pants at school before. I was about 5 years old at the time though, and suffering from very bad diorreah. What made it worse was I was wearing shorts at the time. :eek:
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Dirty, did anyone see?
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Swif know\'s this one.
I was on my way home from work, I got off a little early so I went to go see my gf at her work. So well I really had to take a shit then and asked if I could have her key\'s to the bathroom, then I was like no I\'ll go in the employee\'s room. Then to much adoo there was someone else in there and I wasn\'t touching my ass cheeks on the customer bathroom. So I tell my gf I am leaving or else I\'ll shit my pants. It is a ten minute drive back to my house and for those ten minutes I wasn\'t sitting in the chair I was arched all the way up trying vigurously not to shit my panties. It felt like the worst thing in the world, I literally thought I was going to be cleaning my car out of shit. I ran into the house slammed the bathroom door shut and let out the biggest longest terd I\'d ever imagined. WORST FEELING EVER THOUGH, the whole car thing was horrible and I drive a standard.
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I almost shit an expolding Burger King shit while fishing once... I fell down the riverbank while pulling down my pants and barely missed shitting on my shoes. Had to wipe with the BK bag, too...not pretty.
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ROFLMFAO Vapor! I saw you leave the class in the "poop shuffle".
Anyway, running REALLY gets my bowels moving, so I have to take 2 or 3 dumps before I run a race.
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I once ate a big ass low fat tostada before doing squats....not a good idea.
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Dude, this happened to me SO MANY FREAKIN TIMES you have no clue. Most recently was during math class last sem. Dude, there was an exam going on and it was ULTRA quiet and my stomach just kept on making noises. Man I swear it was so embarassing. And as you know, some professor\'s won\'t let you out during an exam. I kept on going and going and going but damn my stomachs kept on making farting noises and mumbling noises and everytime it did I tried to cover it up by shuffling my papers or moving my desk around. lmfao. It was so embarassing.
Lots of other crap stories.......too many to tell. I am the king at crapping at the wrong time. :(
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ROTFLMMFAO!:laughing: the funniest thread in a loooong time.
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AHHAHAHAHA!!! Ive never had it abd enough that i couldnt walk. Ive had it where mmy stomach culdnt stop jakking noises, and my stomach felt like it was gonna explode!!!:laughing: gah! It was full of gas i hat ethat. seems to happen wheneveri eat something that contains...mexican food lolol.
*excuse my durnken typinmg*
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[vapor snake\'s voice]the other day at cristian camp.........[/vapor snake\'s voice] :laughing:
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Oh yeah... speaking of Christian camp...
Me and my friends there had an ongoing thing to see who could stay the week without dumping. Well I\'m proud to say I went that whole week without taking one dump, then got home, and spent the afternoon on the toilet.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Dirty, did anyone see?
Luckily no, it was just before school finished so I managed to escape. I never forget it though, you never forget the time you shit your pants!
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Once i got the runs REALLLL bad. It started out that i was camping with friends, now i hate taking craps in the middle of nowhere and i hate taking craps in public toilets. So i thought I\'d just hold it till I got home. Now the first day was fine, didn\'t need to go or anything. The second day was ok too, and i had eaten loads the night before. But towards the end of the night I started to get rumbling in my stomach, really loud noises. I thought I should do a sh#t but I held it anyway. The next day we were leaving and i really needed to crap. But i managed somehow to hold it for 3 hours. As soon as i got home i ran into the bathroom, turned and dropped the pants and let it all go. Man was i shitting for ages. There was wet stuff, hard stuff and it all stunk. It felt soooo good, i was tearing up from it.
After i flashed the toilet, It was still covered in shit. It got in places i thought shit could NEVER get too, in the top backside of the bowl. I could see it dripping off it. I spent a good 30 minutes holding my breath and gasping for air when i was cleaning the toilet that day..... Next time, I’ll save it for a public toilet ;)
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Almost? I basically did.
At my friends b-day when I was 12 I had the runs. Its hard to know when you need to fart or shit when you have the runs. anyways I trickled down my pants.
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the last day of reading festival, i woke up, and new i neede a shit straight away, but as it was the last night of the festival some people had burned down all the toilets.... the nearest one was about a 20 min walk, i walked as fast as i could, but the nearer i got, my body kinda new, and made me know i needed a shit even more... was sooooo bad, luckily no one was in the toilets, or i would of shit my pants, or had to take a sit onthe floor or something, it was sooooo bad
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I\'ve never crapped my pants. I pissed in them once when I was going home from school though. Why I didn\'t just unleash hell on the nearest bush is beyond me. :D
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.... whell I don\'t know if anyone would call the focused trickle "hell"... I mean, the hose woul have to burst open if we were to see any substansial liquid flow.... :P
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Oh yeah... speaking of Christian camp...
Me and my friends there had an ongoing thing to see who could stay the week without dumping. Well I\'m proud to say I went that whole week without taking one dump, then got home, and spent the afternoon on the toilet.
Nice. For my 11th grade camping trip (1 week), I didn\'t take a dump once. Mainly because I didn\'t want to use the facilities (shared facilities for a few days, after that we moved and had to use a designated hole in the ground...).
I was still pretty comfortable by the time I got home, too.
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when I was 14 or something I used to hate public toilets so much, that whenever I went on vacation with my parents I only crapped 3 times in 4 weeks...
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Its SO funny when you are sitting in class and you hear someone\'s stomach start gurgling and growling. Whenever you hear a weird noise you look over to see what the hell it was and the person is moving all uncomfortably in the seat trying to make other noises to mask out the gurgling. You want to laugh but you know the person is hella embarassed.
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our school is gay and they take the doors off the stalls. There is one bathroom in the entire high school that has one door on one stall. Literally ran thoughout the halls going into bathroom after bathroom until I found it. then im ready to unleash the beast when someone walks in. it was some guy which was ok but then i heard the scarest thing ever. some chick followed him in there. they were bullshitting about some stupid art project for 10 minutes. it was the hardest thing i have ever went though.
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:laughing: 10 minutes?!
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Vapor, I literally started crying after reading that.
My experience. I usually can control it until i get home but i didn\'t want to wait this day. It was a day of a lax game and I was sitting in the locker room with a bunch of guys from my team. I had to suddenly take a shit. I was holding it in the whole day. I couldn\'t hold it much more. Well I could but I didn\'t want to. I would look like an ass on the field holding it in. So I walked to the bathroom next to the gym and there was no toilet paper. Ok. casually walk back to the locker room to find that that too was low. And that toilet was worse than any of the others. So I take paper towels to the stall and just let it loose. It felt good and just had enough paper.
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Originally posted by Samwise
I\'ve never crapped my pants. I pissed in them once when I was going home from school though. Why I didn\'t just unleash hell on the nearest bush is beyond me. :D
Because you\'re a nerd that was being chased by 5 jocks that wanted to give you a atomic wedge......