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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on October 08, 2003, 04:43:48 AM

Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: GmanJoe on October 08, 2003, 04:43:48 AM
A midget could have made the difference in last Monday Night Football\'s game.

5:09: Colts\' Brad Pyatt returns ensuing kickoff 90 yards to Bucs 12.

3:43: Four plays later, James Mungro scores on 3-yard run. Bucs 35, Colts 21.

3:37: Colts recover onside kick, and Manning completes passes of 15, 11 and 9 yards.

2:29: Manning connects with Marvin Harrison for 29-yard TD pass. Bucs 35, Colts 28.

2:27: A second onside kick attempt fails, and Bucs recover at Colts 45.

1:48: Tom Tupa punts to Colts 15 after three runs and unnecessary roughness penalty.

1:28: Manning hits Harrison for 53 yards to Bucs 6 after 12-yard pass and roughing-the-passer penalty.

 0:38: Colts RB Ricky Williams gains 5 yards, then scores 1-yard TD. Bucs 35, Colts 35.

OVERTIME

10:40, OT: Bucs get first possession, run 10 plays but drive stalls; Tupa punts to Colts 13.

3:57, OT: Manning drives Colts to Bucs 22 in 14 plays. Mike Vanderjagt 40-yard field goal try is wide right, but unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Simeon Rice moves ball to 11.

3:50, OT: Vanderjagt\'s 29-yard kick is helped by deflection at line, hits right upright and goes through. Colts 38, Bucs 35.
....or blocked by a midget and the Bucs get another chance! :D

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Rule Change : allow player to propell a team mate to block field goals or tossed over a pile and into goal line.

Result - midgets finally break into the sports world as viable players! Imagine an overtime field goal attempt is suddenly thwarted by a 3 foot Mongolian midget! And not just ~a~ midget....but two or three flying through the air to block it! Or how a quarterback will swing a midget by his feet and propell up and over the goal line and get that winning touchdown!

And could you imagine a midget defensive safety? He could be thrown by another player to knock the lights out of the QB!

TV ratings would skyrocket....like a midget toss.

i\'ll probably get kicked in the shins for this.....but hey. i think we got  winning formula here.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: SwifDi on October 08, 2003, 05:13:46 AM
Ban him again.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: Samwise on October 08, 2003, 06:13:57 AM
Ban SwifGay!
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on October 08, 2003, 08:14:12 AM
*thumbs down*
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: (e) on October 08, 2003, 03:09:38 PM
My penis just went down.

Damn it.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: SER on October 08, 2003, 03:10:33 PM
:laughing:

Gman you are bakla.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: cloud345 on October 08, 2003, 03:40:18 PM
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Or how a quarterback will swing a midget by his feet and propell up and over the goal line and get that winning touchdown!



           That would be great until a LB jumps the pile and smacks the midget in mid air crushing every bone in his fragile body.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: THX on October 08, 2003, 04:48:22 PM
Seems to work fine here:

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmason.gmu.edu%2F%7Esleonar3%2Fpics%2Fbball.jpg&hash=45587907ccf86e29a8bf608ae4a0fe23dbde2d4c).
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: Halberto on October 08, 2003, 04:55:46 PM
That is the funniest picture I have ever seen
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: (e) on October 08, 2003, 05:24:39 PM
i think its off midgetfarm.

that website sucks though.
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: theomen on October 08, 2003, 09:51:00 PM
midgetswithhugedongs.com is far superior
Title: Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
Post by: (e) on October 09, 2003, 03:29:56 PM
*types in address...*

*unzips pants while loading*