PSX5Central
Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Ryu on October 21, 2003, 05:46:03 AM
-
THese threads are usually surprising as some people always have some rather new quotes I\'ve never heard before and they\'re usually pretty catchy. So, What are some of your favorite movie quotes?
In honor of Indy, I\'ll do one from The Last Crusade --
Indy: "That\'s the ark of the covenant."
Elza: "You sure?"
Indy: "Pretty sure."
-
there are so many, lots are from fullmetal jacket, the drill instructor
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html
those links have him speaking
-
My favorite is down there vvvvvvv in my signature
-
yippiekajee mother****er!!! ;)
-
Brian: Dude, I almost had you!
Dom: You never had me, you never had your car!
Crowd: ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
lame lol
-
Suck me beautiful!!! - American Pie
-
are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? or are you gonna bite? - reservoir dogs
-
I just loved it when the Saints would say:
"In nomine patri et filii et spiritus sancti"
Right before killing someone.
-
"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?" - Jack Nicholson\'s Joker from Batman.
-
I don\'t go around repeating lines unnecessarily, but I do slide a few into conversation when it works.
"Bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good..." (Can be used for all manner of breakfast gatherings)
"Sorry Baby, I had to crash that Honda."
"Yes YOU DID! YES, you DID!"
"F**K YOU LANCE, ANSWER!" (you can use this whenever you call someone, and the phone rings endlessly)
-all from Pulp Fiction
"Well, that\'s like, your opinion, man."
-the dude, from the Big Lebowski
"Hi Peter, what\'s happening? Ummmm, yeah.... I\'m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday... that would be great"
"Good luck, I hope your firings go really well."
-from Office Space.
-
~leon "leon"
The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn
~gisaku "seven samurai"
"Do not worry about your beard when you\'re going to lose your head."
-
Nazi "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theraider.net%2Ffilms%2Fraiders%2Fgallery%2Fscreens%2Fr34.jpg&hash=bb62dae6ae1f7b55a96cc1567fc523e0e28b52e2)
That and Conan the Barbarian :
Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
-
KILL BILL
Hattori Hanzo: I can tell you with no ego that this is my finest blade. If, on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
Hattori Hanzo: You must have big rats, if you need Hattori Hanzo steel...
The Bride: ...Huge ones.
OLD SCHOOL
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it\'s going to be sick. I\'m talking like crazy boy band ass.
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn\'t drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we\'re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don\'t know, I don\'t know if we\'ll have enough time.
Trainspotting
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What\'s on the menu this evening sir?
Mother Superior: Your favorite dish.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Excellent.
Mother Superior: Your usual table, sir.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Oh, why thank you.
Mother Superior: Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No. Stick it on my tab.
Mother Superior: Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Oh, well in that case...
Mother Superior: Would sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the IV of hard drugs, please.
thats it for me right now
-
the one in my sig
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of edlerberry- MP and the holy grail
-
"Why does it say paper jam when ther IS no paper jam!!!?? I swear one of these days im just going to kick this piece of shit out the window!" - Samir (Office Space)
"PC load letter?? What the **** does that mean??" - Michael (office space)
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I\'ll tell you what I\'d do man ... two chicks at the same time, man.
yes, i love office space.
-
"Watch our for the cornhole, buddy."
"You know, the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear!!!!!"
-also Office Space
-
Good Bad....I\'m the guy with the gun - Ash
First one that came to mind, although there are a whole lot more.
-
Tommy Boy:
Tommy: "Does this suit make me look fat."
Richard: "No, your face does."
Half Baked:
$@#% you, $@#% you, $@#% you, you’re cool, $@#% you, and I’m out.
Billy Madison:
Mr. Madison, what you\'ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
-
Some of my favorite quotes are from Steve Oedekerk\'s High Strung. Rather than just type them out, here\'s links to a couple of wavs from the movie:
http://www.i-mockery.com/oedekerk/sounds/snacktime.wav - Regarding whether or not to eat people if your life depended on it
http://www.i-mockery.com/oedekerk/sounds/devilbugs.wav - Regarding thoughts about the stupidity of flies.
-
I was just wondering.....my favorite movie quote really would not have worked without the picture, would it?
-
Gladiator
Maximus: "At my signal, unleash hell."
-
oh my god I almost forgot.....
The law is coming! You tell them I\'m coming . . . and Hell\'s coming with me! You hear?! Hell\'s coming with me!
-
Billy Madison:
Billy: What day is it?
His friend, Norm: October?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
-Ahh its just a fleshwound!
Clerks
You sucked 36 dicks in a row?!?!
-
I dont remember them exactly, but if you seen the movie, you know what part it is.
-
"What happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"
"THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!"
---------------------------------
Brilliant.
-
Oh, Clerks... plenty of quotes from that, but my favorite...
(After his gf reveals to him she\'s sucked over 30 dicks...)
(She exits the building)
Him, calling after her, "Hey don\'t go sucking any dicks on the way to the parking lot!"
(Some guy sitting against the wall, gets up and starts to follow her)
Him, "Hey get back here!"
Something along those lines.
-
Half Baked:
"I know how to get him out, SELL WEED YO!"
"No, that\'s too risky"
4 hours later and still think...:
"I know how to get him out, SELL WEED YO!"
"You already said that!"
"I did?" *busy signal* marijuana affects the memory
-
FMJ
"Did you parents have any children that lived?"
Office Space
"Oh yeah, let me tell you a little something about tps reports...."
-peter
-
Squeal like a pig. -Deliverence
-
Just because I just watched it:
No Holds Barred
Hulk Hogan beats up a bunch of guys and then grabs the driver of his limo out the car(to apparently beat him up too).
Hogan: *sniffing* WHATS THAT SMELL?
Driver: *blubbering* Doo-kie...
lol, I guess you had to be there.
-
I forgot the best stuff from Glengarry Glenross. Anyone who has not seen this movie is a complete idiot.
"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers only. You think I\'m f**king with you? I am not f**king with you."
"A.I.D.A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are, because it\'s f**k or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. D - Decision. Have you MADE YOUR DECISION FOR CHRIST? And Action. A-I-D-A."
-
My sig;
Erin Brockovich : "Thats all you got, lady. Two left feet. In f***ing ugly shoes".
I love Julie Roberts...
-
"whoa..." Bill and Ted\'s excellent adventure
"He called the Shit poop!" - Billy Maddison
"You should think ablout investing in Condominiums"
"Condomiums?"
"yeah."
"I never use\'em." - rocky II
-
"He called the Shit poop!" - Billy Maddison
:laughing: Best quote ever.
-
Though this was a favorite movie quote thread, I\'m going to derail it a bit. Lets see if you guys can get the movie where this quote was from, which also tends to be one of my favorites --
DN: I\'m gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
TW: What\'s wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
DN: I notice you don\'t spend too much time there.
TW: I\'m not sure where they are.
-
heh caddyshack
loys of goodies from there
-
CB: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don\'t you tell our daughter about it, honey?
LB: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*ck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
CB: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
LB: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a f*cking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
CB: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
LB: Lose it? I didn\'t lose it. It\'s not like, "Whoops! Where\'d my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
-
american beauty if i recall correctly
-
yep, great movie IMO
-
How High
After Baby Powder the pimp gets thrown through a windshield.
Assistant Pimp: Pimps, go through this kinda shit from time to time.
lol
-
Two words.
"Stunt C**k"
Orgasmo!
-
Raising Arizona.....
"Say that reminds me, how\'d you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a\' somethin\' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It\'s a crazy world."