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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on October 22, 2003, 07:33:43 AM

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: videoholic on October 22, 2003, 07:33:43 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2958040189&category=1469

This long sleeved cotton shirt has a long story behind it! im 19 now and when i bought the shirt i was 17! i was in a dry spell. i hadn\'t been with any women for 8 months! so me and a buddy were in the mall and went into express and and found this shirt! i said cool i\'d like to have a shirt like that! but out of no where came this girl! really pretty! just beautiful! she asked me if a hat looked good on her or not! i said it doesn\'t match, but im sure you\'ve got something else at home that would match it. she told me thank you for being truthful! then she asked me what was i going to get! i told her and showed her the shirt! i told her that i matter as well spend the money on myself cause i didn\'t have a girlfriend! "cause i was on a dry spell" she touched the shirt real soft and closed her eyes and said i hope this shirt brings you good luck! then drop the sleeve and winked her eye and she was gone. me and my buddy derek still to this day don\'t talk about it . its not like she just disappeared. we turned around cause an employe was asking us a question! when we turned back. she was gone. but after that day the dry spell ended! i have been laid in this shirt 146 times! no lie, no reason to lie! and its not just me i let derek where it and his girlfriend at the time didn\'t want to do it but when he wore this shirt one night she couldn\'t keep her hands off him! the reason im selling my shirt it cause i have found my soul mate and i must pass it on to others out there who wants my luck! just smile and watch them run your way! sale is final no refunds i don\'t think its dark power but it might of been a witch or something! the shirt has been washed everytime i wore it! it didn\'t take away any powers!

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.ebayimg.com%2F03%2Fi%2F00%2Fc5%2F87%2Fd5_1.JPG&hash=691fba63e078abc6a5fd7fce869d638db8473a01)

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Samwise on October 22, 2003, 07:48:26 AM

*checks overseas transport fees*

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: mm on October 22, 2003, 08:04:48 AM

146 times?

does the shirt have an anti-VD coating?

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Kurt Angle on October 22, 2003, 09:04:58 AM

does it have any stains on it?

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on October 22, 2003, 09:10:02 AM

I WON! ;)

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Coredweller on October 22, 2003, 09:11:37 AM

The guy is nuts if he thinks he doesn\'t need the shirt anymore.  :)

That\'s why I know this is BS.

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: videoholic on October 22, 2003, 09:26:45 AM

Yeah, you have a shirt that powerful you pack it away and give it to your kids.

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on October 22, 2003, 10:02:48 AM

I wonder....does power go away when you take the shirt off during teh s3x0r5?

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Knotter8 on October 22, 2003, 10:13:45 AM

Wow ! do you see those magical printed letters on the shirt !?
It says :



H   O    A    X  !

:laughing:

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: THX on October 22, 2003, 11:34:32 AM

I\'d give that shirt to my daughter like the little slut she is.

Or will be. :(

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: SwifDi on October 22, 2003, 12:45:14 PM

He just banked 250 dollars for it...

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Coredweller on October 22, 2003, 01:16:22 PM

Maybe you\'re not ready for fatherhood, THX.  :D

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: MPTheory on October 22, 2003, 05:02:19 PM

I find it hard to believe someone would actually bid on that







any higher than I did...

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on October 22, 2003, 05:07:21 PM

:jack:


Masturbation doesn\'t = getting laid.

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: (e) on October 22, 2003, 05:47:49 PM

:laughing:
Hrrm, at first I thought this was going to be a morning jacket ordeal.

You all know what im talking about ;)

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Sublimesjg on October 22, 2003, 08:50:19 PM

sad what people will to do get a buck

even worse what people will do to get laid :D

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: (e) on October 23, 2003, 03:22:05 PM

I wonder if his butt still hurts from the first time.

Title: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!!
Post by: Halberto on October 23, 2003, 05:34:51 PM

Anyone who is 19 and has had sex 146 times must get checked for STD\'s.... it should be a law