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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: theomen on November 10, 2003, 12:54:00 PM
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I was going over the powerlifting records of an old school mate on http://www.usapl-ca.org/records/mensjuniorpl.html, and I started to notice that I could easily break alot of records on there for my weight division. If I go on a cut diet and drop down to 165 I could set the records for that division in bench, squat and deadlift. And then if I bulk up a little, in about 6 months I could set records in the 181 weight division for bench and deadlift (damn Gibson, the guy I went to school with has a damn good squat) Being a short mofo in powerlifting is a good thing :D
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If only you had a penis you could suck it...
Sorry, couldn\'t resist being an immature bastard....
Good luck. I\'d give you a reach around, you know that....
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ouch...that hurt
*runs away
;)
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comeback when you set the records.... :p
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Maybe now is a good excuse to post some pics of your sexy body.
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I\'m looking to break some records this swim season at my high school.
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when I get back from the gym, I\'ll take a pic.
Vapor, what are your times?
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cool, when u get a pic taken, have a top on that says kopking r0x0r5
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:laughing:
Hmm, Ive always wondered what theomen looks like.
Make sure your all shiny and nekkid! :p
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I second what Spudz said. :D Pour some milk on yourself too. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I took one, but need to upload it.
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Once you post it, a lot of deranged members may run to photoshop :)
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I\'m hoping so! fwap...
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Chizzy massacred my pic. There was bodily liquids all over the place.
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Originally posted by ViVi
Chizzy massacred my pic. There was bodily liquids all over the place.
:eek: BL00DY LIQUIDS?!?!?
Chizzy you fiend, you.
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He said BODILY, not bloody.
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I was just stating the obvious.
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:rolleyes:
Must I post that picture again?
Attempt to bring subject back: theomen post that picture, and it better give me a chubby or your be hearing from my lawyer.
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I\'m on my laptop right now, so I might get around to posting it later.
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*taps foot*
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yeah dude we wanna see this record making bod of yours.
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....I think there\'s an unhealthy interest for theomen\'s body here. :)
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Originally posted by theomen
Vapor, what are your times?
Currently, nothing special, but if I work my butt off during the offseason, I should try and make a run for it...
50 mm Freestyle: 26 secs
100 mm Freestyle: 55 secs
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Could we be seeing Swifdi in Beijing in 2008?
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In all actuality, those times are only regional-qualifying times for the city... My relay team did make it to state, but I got held behind due to SAT testing....
But this year I\'m looking to hit a 23 second 50 mm freestyle, and a possible 50 second 100 mm freestyle at the end of the season. I\'m already lifting at the gym, mainly focusing on shoulders, arms, and some chest.
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FREESTYLAH!11111111
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Could we be seeing Swifdi in Beijing in 2008?
Nah.. the ladyboy Olympics are going to be held in L.A. that year and you know it Racer ;)
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Originally posted by Samwise
FREESTYLAH!11111111
Yes, the name was fitting.
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I\'m more of a breaststroker myself.
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I was making a stupid face during the pic and decided to protect my Identity, and protect myself from semen on my face.
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Damn, look at those guns.
cut yer hair.
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I\'m growing it out, that way I can be a rock star
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BTW how tall are you?
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
BTW how tall are you?
Shorter than a fridge.
:D
BTW: From now on Im going to laugh at theomens jokes for my own well being.
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Originally posted by theomen
I\'m growing it out, that way I can be a rock star
The first thing I thought after seeing the hair was Scott Stapp. Now do you really want that?
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*shaves head again
I\'m about 5\'7-5\'8 somewhere in there
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Originally posted by Spudz
Shorter than a fridge.
:D
:eek: ........
I don\'t know where to begin
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Originally posted by theomen
I was making a stupid face during the pic and decided to protect my Identity, and protect myself from semen on my face.
Wuss :p j/k ;) You can kick my skinny white ass in a second :)
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Originally posted by SwifDi
But this year I\'m looking to hit a 23 second 50 mm freestyle, and a possible 50 second 100 mm freestyle at the end of the season. I\'m already lifting at the gym, mainly focusing on shoulders, arms, and some chest.
Dude, if it takes you 23 seconds to swim five centimeters, there\'s something wrong with you.
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Thats 5 centimeters.
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Pfft..
Way to let my own stupidity ruin the punchline.
I\'ll edit.
Bastard.
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Originally posted by theomen
*shaves head again
I\'m about 5\'7-5\'8 somewhere in there
Nice fridge then, I\'m 5\'8" and I went and checked and was about equally tall to mine.
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It\'s a pretty big fridge, and I don\'t think I\'ve shrunk since the last time I messured myself...then again, maybe heavy squats have shrunken me.
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Hurry up and show your face, Jeff Goldblum.
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You\'re only 5\'8?
What\'s up shorty??!?!!?
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*stands on tippy toes
actually being short and having a small bone structure is ideal for a bodybuilder, so it doesn\'t bother me to much. I have a freak\'n tiny bone structure, my wrist is only 6.2" in diameter. (hold the penis jokes)
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...5\'8...small wrist..small feet.
Sorry to hear.
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Show off your body LIC, with pants on!
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never said small feet
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Originally posted by ViVi
Show off your body LIC, with pants on!
There are pictures of me floating around.
I don\'t lift weights - and could care less about my apperance and health - so I don\'t have big arms and biceps like theOmen.
:D
And Omen - you never said you didn\'t have small feet either, did ya\'?
;)
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Dude, if it takes you 23 seconds to swim five centimeters, there\'s something wrong with you.
It\'s meters... And it\'s funny, on all papers I always see it as 50 mm, so I dunno why it\'s like that.
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metric meters?
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Hmmm, lets see;
Im 6\'2, have size 12.5 shoes, and am about 16 years of age.
Im a ****ing giant.
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Originally posted by Spudz
Hmmm, lets see;
Im 6\'2, have size 12.5 shoes, and am about 16 years of age.
Im a ****ing giant.
Not really, you may be bigger than I but you aren\'t that big.
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Average height for a 15 year old is about 5\'4".
I am 8 inches above that.
Average height of an adult male is about 5\'9".
I am 3 inches above that.
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Giant=My Tennis Coach
He\'s 6\'11" Size 16 Shoe Benches 350
You\'re just above average.
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I found the real pic! ;)
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BTW Omen, you\'re a pussy for not showing yourself. :p
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get a haircut :(
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I have never seen so many guy\'s giving other guy\'s advice on how to style their hair.
Odd.
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I think theomen should be given a starring role in the next hulk movie.
*Waits for sammy to photoshop Lou Ferigno\'s face onto the pic and colour it green* ;)
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hmmm.... I smell a littleman complex, bud.
BTW, when do you find time to work out? I heard that Santa put you guys on double shifts in November.... ;)
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we\'re on a strike for p0or working conditions (He sodmizes us left and right)
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Originally posted by Spudz
Hmmm, lets see;
Im 6\'2, have size 12.5 shoes, and am about 16 years of age.
Im a ****ing giant.
Actually I think your shoe size is kind of small for your height...
I\'m 18, 6\'4" and have size 15 shoe ;)
I hate how its really hard to get "big" when youre really tall. I am gaining muscle, just really really really really really really slowly.
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I\'m 6\'0" with size 12/13 shoes. I think it varies person to person.
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It varies shoe to shoe.
You find a shoe that is 11.5, and wont be the same size.as a different manufactuar.
I own 3 pairs of shoes, all are the same length etc, but one is 11.5, one is 12.5, and one is 13.
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^^
Its probably the style differance, making one size more comfortable then the other.
Has anyone ever seen Tom Welling\'s (Smallville) stats? He is massive. He is like 6\'5" and weighs like 200 or something. Big.
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for all those people thinking that shoe size coorelates to penis size, I\'ll just say this. I wear a size 11, and am hung like a baby.....24 inches and 8 pounds ;)
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For once I agree, with Spudz. Depends on the show. My work shoes are size 11, but tennis shoes and sandals are 13\'s.
I\'m 5\'11.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Has anyone ever seen Tom Welling\'s (Smallville) stats? He is massive. He is like 6\'5" and weighs like 200 or something. Big.
It\'d be like you to fantasize about Tom Welling. :p
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Shoe sizes vary around the world also. A US size 11 = UK size 10.
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For once I agree, with Spudz.
Gasp!
The unspoken words have been spoken!
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Im only 5\'9" and I have size 12.5 shoes :eek:
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Originally posted by theomen
I was making a stupid face during the pic and decided to protect my Identity, and protect myself from semen on my face.
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u may be short but your kick ass mullet more than makes up for it
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I don\'t have a mullet, the front and sides are long.
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hey man you aint gotta defend yourself i said it kicks ass
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Originally posted by Spudz
Hmmm, lets see;
Im 6\'2, have size 12.5 shoes, and am about 16 years of age.
Im a ****ing giant.
WTF, I\'m 5\'9" and size 11.5 shoes.
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I\'m 5"12
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5 inches? That\'s like a record!
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He\'s talking about his pecker.
I\'ve had bigger...
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You all got some big feet or something.
Im 6\'3\'\' and have size 10.5 shoes. I can only bench 170 but I can squat 350. It\'s like 10 lbs off our school record for my weight class, (151-170)
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5 inches? That\'s like a record!
Maybe compared to your penis. ;)