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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: (e) on November 15, 2003, 10:54:22 PM
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I did this at another forum, and it was pretty fun. Since some people dont believe in the death penalty; create another form of punishment for the following offenders: (just quick quote me, and fill in the blanks)
Child Molesters:
Murders:
Rapists (Raping people 13+) :
Thiefs:
Murderers:
Con-Artists:
Corrupted Govt Officials:
Corrupted Cops:
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :
Michael Jackson:
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My Punishments:
Child Molesters:
Have them be molested my their grandparents
Murders:
Have all of their fingers and toes cut off, then left outside homeless, with no teeth.
Rapists (Raping people 13+) :
Have the person attacked, peel off their penis w/ a cheese grater
Thiefs:
Have all of their possessions taken from homeless people; who use it as toliet paper
Murderers:
Have gay pictures, slogans, and logos tattoed all over their body, and forced to walk around naked.
Con-Artists:
Take away all their money, and put them out in the ocean with enough food to last their lifetime, but its all moldy.
Corrupted Govt Officials:
Same as con-artists
Corrupted Cops:
Same as Con-artists
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :
So they like looking? Have them watch Japanese porno 12 hours a day, then have them sleep in a bed of used condoms.
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :
Have all their money taken away, and force to walk across the country
Michael Jackson:
Have his face put up against a wood planer.
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Don\'t feel like filling this out, but I can say people would choose death over a lot of your penalties Spudz.
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Child Molesters:Man=Cut penis Woman=Stitch their pussies
Murders: Man=kill them and offer their organs to save other\'s people\'s lifes. Woman=Rape her :D
Rapists (Raping people 13+) :Why do I have to repeat myself?
Thiefs:If the theif stole because of need to survive just send him/her to jail.He/she will like it.Free food and home.He/she wont want to leave and wont appear in theoutside world to steal again :D.
If not he/she wont like it.Just jail though
Murderers:Is it me or you repeated the same question :p
Con-Artists:Ehm ahm...cant think of anything.I ll live it to the judge
:D
Corrupted Govt Officials:Send them in Auganistan or Iraq with no weapons or any form of self protection with the words "God Bless America" tatooed on their forheads.
Corrupted Cops:Kill them and make them Cyborgs.But this time make sure THAT THEIR MEMORY IS PERMANENTLY DELETED!!NO MORE ROBOCOPS BECOMING MURPHYS!!God!I am really bored. :p
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :Hey Spudz you ve got a problem with perv(and ME)??You ****ing racist!! :D
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :Take all their money away and send them to Somalia(whatever is is spelled)
Michael Jackson:He had enough punishemnt already and he is still getting more
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So Spudz are you saying gay people don\'t kill people?
I like the idea of penis cutting and vagina stitching.
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Child Molesters:Man=Cut penis Woman=Stitch their pussies
:eek: :eek: :eek: GENIUS!!!!!! :laughing:
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Originally posted by SER
:eek: :eek: :eek: GENIUS!!!!!! :laughing:
Well ofcourse.I am handsome, I have lots of talents, I am a genious, etc and above all modest :D
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I always say the best system of punishment the babylonian eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. With a modern twist of course.
For example, you rape somebody, some huge nasty nate type of guy molests you.
You kill with intent you\'re killed.
Rob something, then something of equal value is taken from you.
You smuggle 5kg of drugs, you just eat the same 5kg of drugs.
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If you steal something in Saudi Arabia they chop your hands off.
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
If you steal something in Saudi Arabia they chop your hands off.
Your right hand. Culturally, they think using you left hand for anything is like.....weird.
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So Spudz are you saying gay people don\'t kill people?
Gay people arent people.
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Can\'t say I care to think about them. Lost, confused, and damned by their own selves.
Originally posted by Spudz
Gay people arent people.
What are they?
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What are they?
Mutations
:D
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What exactly is a mutation in your words?
I don\'t want to ruin your thread so if you\'re interested we can continue discussion in another thread or through pm\'s.
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This is not realistic.. but what the heck :p
Child Molesters: Chop their dicks off with no medical treatment, prison.
Murders: Depends, prison.
Rapists (Raping people 13+) : Sent to a Russian prison and have a baseball bat inserted into their anus.
Thiefs: Prison + pay 2x for damages (if they don’t have the money, they should work the dept off in prison)
Murderers: Prison
Con-Artists: Prison
Corrupted Govt Officials: Public humiliation, prison.
Corrupted Cops: Prison and they should get a beating in the police station.
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) : Life of psychiatric treatment, (they can get out, but regular checkups)
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) : People who might have bought their way out? Beat in prison 2 times per week.
Michael Jackson: Psychiatric treatment
:D :evil:
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would you die if you had your dick cut off right at the joining point? Like, where its attached to your stomach?
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Child Molesters:Spend a day with Luke
Murders: Spend a day with Luke
Rapists (Raping people 13+) :Spend a day with Luke
Thiefs:Spend a day with Luke
Murderers:Spend a day with Luke
Con-Artists:Spend a day with Luke
Corrupted Govt Officials:Spend a day with Luke
Corrupted Cops:Spend a day with Luke
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :Spend a day with Luke
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :Spend a day with Luke
Michael Jackson:Spend a day with Luke
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
Michael Jackson:Spend a day with Luke
Is that wise? Luke might get hurt. :)
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Other way around.
Luke is quite the "Thriller"!
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Child Molesters: Have their penises cut off and preserved in a jar that is permanently mounted on their kitchen table.
Rapists (Raping people 13+) : Have their balls cut off and have them raped by a 400 pound inmate named Bubba.
Thiefs: have their possesions taken from them and a nice kick in the balls by ooseven.
Murderers: depending on the degree: big murders they die the same way as their victims. small murders, life imprisonment followed by a kick in the balls by ooseven
Con-Artists: all their money taken from them followed by a night with sammy
Corrupted Govt Officials: sent to France
Corrupted Cops: send to Greenland
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) : Porn taken away from them.
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) : sent to Scotland. I\'m sure ooseven will drive them insane.
Michael Jackson: remove all his plastic
Jar, good to see you back.
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Michael Jackson: remove all his plastic
But then all the little boys and girls would be preggynent!
:eek: MINI-JACKO
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Spudz, don\'t you find it odd that you are on this taoism and peace-loving Buddism kick - yet you are sitting here talking about revenge and people not being "people" due to sexual preference. You\'re preaching hatred and revenge, two things that neither Taosim or Buddism preach.
If you are goin\' to find a "religion of the week" at least try to stick to it for a week.
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I thought Spudz intention was to post a thread for us to post something funny.I dont think he is serious about this thread.
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Spudz, don\'t you find it odd that you are on this taoism and peace-loving Buddism kick - yet you are sitting here talking about revenge and people not being "people" due to sexual preference. You\'re preaching hatred and revenge, two things that neither Taosim or Buddism preach.
Not once have I said I was Taoist/Buddist.
I believe their intake on life is very interesting, and insightful, and has help me understand things; but I do not believe in it at whole.
I believe in living life.
Originally posted by Unicron!
I thought Spudz intention was to post a thread for us to post something funny.I dont think he is serious about this thread.
Exactly, Its called a funny intention. So dont jump on my ass.
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Originally posted by Spudz
I believe in living life.
As long as it\'s not with another man, right?
;)
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Yessuree!