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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Samwise on November 27, 2003, 01:19:55 PM
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What\'s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn\'t come on your face until you\'re 15. :D
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Also you have to buy cream for acne. Michael Jackson gives you his for free.
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:laughing:
Nice Kurt.
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holy shit, did you guys hear?????....
The americans landed on the moon!!!!
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Don\'t forget to mention how Michael likes to splooge on young boys\' faces.
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His skin is white because it\'s really caked-on semen! Har har har har, har har har har! *sigh*
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Q. What do Santa & Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave childrens bedrooms with empty sacks.
It\'s old I know, but then again, I heard the acne joke ages ago too, but with Gary Glitter instead of Jacko.
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Originally posted by Cerberus
It\'s old I know, but then again, I heard the acne joke ages ago too, but with Gary Glitter instead of Jacko.
Heh, I actually hadn\'t heard it before yesterday. I thought it was pretty hilarious. :D
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Originally posted by Samwise
Heh, I actually hadn\'t heard it before yesterday. I thought it was pretty hilarious. :D
It was when I first heard it, I can even remember where and when it was too.
Me and a friend were in a pub, and they had karaoke on, the guy running it came out with that joke (as well as a few others) over the microphone. At the end of the night, he was sacked, I haven\'t heard anything of him since.
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Originally posted by Kimahri
holy shit, did you guys hear?????....
The americans landed on the moon!!!!
Or did they....
<(Evil Laugh)>Muhahahahahahahahahaahah<(/Evil Laugh)>
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How do you know when it\'s time to go to bed in Neverland?
WHen the big hand touches the little hand.
What does KMart and Michael Jackson have in common?
Both have boys pants half off.
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Someone should start an official psx2c "Michael Jackson general piss taking/jokes" thread.
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Never heard em before but they are piss funny...cheers guys!
here\'s another one...
Sir Cliff Richard,Roy "Chubby" Brown (a very dirty and funny English Comedian) and Michael Jackson are on the Titanic that fateful night and it hits the iceberg.
This woman comes running into the room they are staying in and she starts screaming that the ship is going to sink.
Cliff,the religious guy that he is stands up and says "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
Chubby stands up not bothered about the kids and only concerned about himself says "F*CK THE CHILDREN"
Michael Jackson stands up and thinks for a moment and says "Do you think there\'s enough time Roy?"
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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We\'re fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
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Originally posted by FifaSeriesFan
Never heard em before but they are piss funny...cheers guys!
here\'s another one...
Sir Cliff Richard,Roy "Chubby" Brown (a very dirty and funny English Comedian) and Michael Jackson are on the Titanic that fateful night and it hits the iceberg.
This woman comes running into the room they are staying in and she starts screaming that the ship is going to sink.
Cliff,the religious guy that he is stands up and says "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
Chubby stands up not bothered about the kids and only concerned about himself says "F*CK THE CHILDREN"
Michael Jackson stands up and thinks for a moment and says "Do you think there\'s enough time Roy?"
^ total ripp off on the plane joke.
Michael Jackson, 20 kids and a pilot were flying in a plane.
The plane starts to have engine trouble and there are only 2 parachutes. The pilot turns to Michael and tells him that the plane is going to crash. So the pilot puts the plane on autopilot and starts to put on a parachute. Michael turns to the pilot while putting on his parachute and asks "What about the children" the pilot turns and says in response "F@#K the children" in which Michael replies "Do we have time?"
here\'s another version
A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.
The pilot says "Well, I\'m the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.
The President says "Well I\'m the President and I have to run the country so i should live,"
"But what about the kids?" said the librarian.
"Screw the kids" said the President.
"I already did" said Micheal Jackson
The first one i posted was the original one. I heard it Years ago.
so get it right bytch.
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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out
of the delivery room after his wife gives birth
to their son. Michael says, "How long before we
can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he\'s walking."
;)
What\'s white on the outside, Black on the inside and hurts children.
Micheal Jackson. :)
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Are we scraping the bottom of the barrel yet?
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I\'m sure there\'s thousands of Michael Jackson jokes. It will be a long time until we reach the bottom of the barrel.
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?
A: He heard there\'s a Youngstown there.
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It\'s a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.
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The best one is still...
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One\'s white, made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other holds groceries.
Har de Har Har