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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on December 01, 2003, 04:29:25 PM
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Do you? I do. I didn\'t for years until one day, she asked me why I don\'t fart in front of her. It just so happened that we were snuggling next to a fireplace and her foot was close to my butt. I said to her, "Starting today (BRRRRiiiiiiiiiP) I will."
She laughed and kicked me in the nuts by accident. Ever since, I have been regularly asking her to pull my finger. It\'s a fair warning. She\'ll pull it and run. She won\'t pull it in Church, I\'ve noticed.
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Lame thread.
Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.
Besides; I dont fart.
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Originally posted by Spudz
Lame thread.
Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.
Besides; I dont fart.
You are a LIAR. Everyone farts. The only reason you dont fart is coz you got that dildo stuck up in thar! :p
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Originally posted by Spudz
Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.
Amen to that brother. I have no girlfriend but I sure would like one.
EDIT: I was agreeing with Spudz on the S.O. thing, not that it was a lame thread. This thread is the best Gman came up with in a while.
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Spudz, you have zero right to say "lame thread" or what not, as you never make any threads or posts worth reading. So, "look in the mirror", before you start talking and giving advice on what is lame and what isn\'t.
On that note: Depends on which g/f. Had one that I farted infront of. Had one that I didn\'t. Either way, I would prefer they didn\'t do it around me.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
On that note: Depends on which g/f. Had one that I farted infront of. Had one that I didn\'t. Either way, I would prefer they didn\'t do it around me.
Coz I know girl\'s farts are lethal. But hilarious when it slips through. :p
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a more entertaining thread would be "Ever fart during the "Big O"?
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Nope. I wouldn\'t do it because there\'s nothing positive that could come from it (*joke here*), she would be disgusted, and nothing would get accomplished except the removal of some methane from my arse.
And since I don\'t want her to do it in front of me, I should show her the same ammount of respect.
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AHEM ---- LOOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRR <\\happy gillmore voice>
"And since I don\'t want her to do it in front of me, I should show her the same ammount of respect."
There is nothing funny than hearing a 7 year old saying "MOM Farted!"
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I farted on my wife last night while I was giving her a massage. Right on the small of her back.... made that nice reverb sound.
I fart like 10 times an hour (seriously), but my wife burps all the time... so we even each other out.
any of you ever pee on your wife / gf in the shower?
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I don\'t have a GF but if I did, I would pin her down and fart in her face. It\'s every guy\'s god given right to do this. ;)
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I don\'t have a GF but if I did, I would pin her down and fart in her face. It\'s every guy\'s god given right to do this. ;)
:laughing: BWAHAHAHA! :laughing:
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you have zero right to say "lame thread" or what not
Could you quit telling me my rights?
I have every right to classify this thread as lame. Its about farting- how more lame can it get?
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spudz if you were really a male you\'d know farting is funny as all hell
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farting in one of the few things I enjoy daily. It never gets old
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Farting is part of being a man. Along with burping contests. I\'m sorry if you are not in touch with your gender. Just as I am sorry about Swidfi being p**sy whipped (despite the fact he hasn\'t had any of it) and thinkgs farting is "bad".
As for telling you your rights - I wasn\'t. Just seems that for someone to say this is a lame thread and what not, well, they\'d realize all their threads have also been lame, thus giving them no reason to bitch about a thread being lame.
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Farting against a car is simply amazing! The car seems to REVERBERATE and actually make the fart LOUDER! Ahhh me....fart wars were funny! The best kind of fart is the one that actually makes the person farting LAUGH! I typically am at my best in the morning. :)
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Farting against a car is simply amazing! The car seems to REVERBERATE and actually make the fart LOUDER! Ahhh me....fart wars were funny! The best kind of fart is the one that actually makes the person farting LAUGH! I typically am at my best in the morning. :)
Actually, it\'s not near as cool as farting in a bath or pool. I remember when I was little that was one of my all time favorite things.
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Farting is part of being a man.
Well, where I come from- we have decency.
Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.
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Originally posted by Spudz
Well, where I come from- we have decency.
Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.
Where you come from? There is a reason Alaska is seperated from the rest of the world..Same reason as Austrilia...You people inbreed more than anything, sheesh.
;)
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Nothing beats a silent but deadly fart in the middle of class. No one knows who it was from.
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For your information; I come from Fargo, ND.
BTW; C\'mon LIC I know you can make a better insult than that!
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Fargo?!?!?
heh heh......
I regularly drop laser-guided ass bombs on/near my wifey-to-be...
In fact, the action is similar to the carpet bombing of Dresden in 1944....
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Fargo?!?!?
heh heh......
I regularly drop laser-guided ass bombs on/near my wifey-to-be...
In fact, the action is similar to the carpet bombing of Dresden in 1944....
A FIRE STORM! :eek: Chizzy....you should join the Mutant X-men! I suggest going by the name "Volcano Ass"! :laughing:
Spudz....we know about decency. We know when to and when not to.
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I fart all the time in study hall (wrestlers only, so the only females are pretty ugly). Sometimes when its too quiet someone tells me to fart and I always have a small buzzer fart ready for them.
I\'m going to miss wrestling :(
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Ever win a wrestling match coz you farted? I know I\'d start laughing if I heard my opponent fart!
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Originally posted by Spudz
Well, where I come from- we have decency.
Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.
Im not really sure who my genetic father was, UNLIKE you I am positive its not this guy:
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Besides any culture that chews on whale meat as bublegum has not decency.
Don\'t try and flame me little boy I was flaming before you were even a wet dream....
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Originally posted by Cyrus
I was flaming before you were even a wet dream....
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Now there is a quote!!!
Anyway, farting on the wife is a daily ritual for me as well. Especially in bed where I can push her head under the covers after I rip one.
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Cyrus - 3
Spudz - 0
I\'ll be damned.
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WTF?
Your all dirty scorekeepers.
I was flaming gay before you were even a wet dream....
Main Entry: flam·ing
Pronunciation: \'flA-mi[ng]
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 : resembling or suggesting a flame in color, brilliance, or wavy outline
2 : being on fire : BLAZING
3 : INTENSE, PASSIONATE <flaming gay>
4 -- used as an intensive
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Cy - 3
Spudz - 1
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Ever win a wrestling match coz you farted? I know I\'d start laughing if I heard my opponent fart!
No, but one of my friends farted on his opponent. I laughed for like 3 hours.
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w00t!
But how does he get 3? points? The game just started this thread correct?
Im guessing from 3 insults in one post?
BTW: LIC- whats our score again? :laughing:
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I think you had me by 1, to be honest.
And yes, he get\'s 3 for his one post that had 3.
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Pffft... LIC you gave him one for that? That was a lame comeback, I dock points from Spudz, and then give Cyrus another for not even bothering about any of this.
Spudz - (-1)
Cyrus - (4)
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Shut up you ****ing nazi.