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Title: Balloon gets man in trouble with DA MAN!
Post by: GmanJoe on December 05, 2003, 05:12:35 AM
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-12942446,00.html

for the lazy bitches and slow ass connections :p

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BANGED TO RIGHTS
 
A man has been taken to court by police in New York for causing noise pollution - because his son\'s balloon burst.

Hospital worker George Pulido was walking with his son Christopher when the boy\'s balloon popped.


A policeman standing nearby told Mr Pulido he was bang to rights for making "unreasonable noise".

"I couldn\'t believe it. It was just a normal-size party balloon and it was an accident," said the 29-year-old father.

Mr Pulido was with nine-year-old Christopher, his other son Brandon, 19 months, and wife, Christina, 27, when he was booked.

He said when he asked the officer "Are you serious?" he was met with a steely glare and the reply: "Do you think popping a balloon is funny?"

Mr Pulido told the New York Daily News: "My whole family was upset, especially Christopher because he thought the cops were going to take me to jail."

He will appear before a court in Queens to answer the summons.

Police declined to comment on the case.

Other odd summonses in New York recently have been issued for using "multiple subway seats", and sitting on a milk crate on a pavement.

A pregnant woman was ticketed for resting on the steps to a subway.


I don\'t understand this part though :

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A policeman standing nearby told Mr Pulido he was bang to rights for making "unreasonable noise".
Title: Balloon gets man in trouble with DA MAN!
Post by: Cerberus on December 05, 2003, 08:44:53 AM
Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America
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Post by: videoholic on December 05, 2003, 09:27:36 AM
Yeah, because in other countries they would probably chop off the boys hand.

Or in Afghanistan before we invaded they would all be executed because the kid shouldn\'t have been allowed to have a balloon in the first place.
Title: Balloon gets man in trouble with DA MAN!
Post by: GmanJoe on December 05, 2003, 09:32:28 AM
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America


You guys eat spotted dicks. :p
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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 05, 2003, 09:33:34 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
You guys eat spotted dicks. :p


..........with cream.
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Post by: GmanJoe on December 05, 2003, 09:59:03 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
..........with cream.


Is it a creamy filling like a Twinky or do you have to "work" it. :p
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Post by: Unicron! on December 05, 2003, 12:00:38 PM
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America


HAHAH  americans are funnier than cypriots HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! :D

mm look where you live :D
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Post by: GmanJoe on December 05, 2003, 12:03:09 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
HAHAH  americans are funnier than cypriots HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! :D

mm look where you live :D


Shaddaaap. You live on a rock. We could use half of an atom bomb and you all would be back to the stone ages. Wait....you guys didn\'t get that far yet. :p
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Post by: clips on December 05, 2003, 12:10:22 PM
that story makes no sense. that bloomberg is a f**kin knitcompoop!
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Post by: Titan on December 05, 2003, 12:21:56 PM
Its major bullshit that a father got arrested for a balloon popping. Police really do have nothing better to do. In the time that the cops were booking the father, there were probably 3 murders in the city and probably like 20 robberies.
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Post by: Cerberus on December 05, 2003, 01:03:25 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
You guys eat spotted dicks. :p


Sounds like someone\'s jealous.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 05, 2003, 01:06:23 PM
Don\'t remind Gmanjoe that we also eat fagg0ts over here! ;)
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Post by: Cerberus on December 05, 2003, 01:11:12 PM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Don\'t remind Gmanjoe that we also eat fagg0ts over here! ;)


On the strength of these 2 things alone, I think I can hear the sound of a plane ticket to the UK being booked in the name of G.M.Joe.

:D :D :D
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Post by: GmanJoe on December 05, 2003, 02:15:44 PM
Nope. Still here. I wouldn\'t go there anyway. The food is just as bad as the weather. I heard that English scientists have figured that the most healthy sandwhich is a pickle sandwhich! Yuck! And you guys drive on the wrong side too. :p
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Post by: SwifDi on December 05, 2003, 03:01:44 PM
Don\'t forget the teeth! You can never forget the teeth!
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Post by: Cerberus on December 05, 2003, 03:43:35 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Don\'t forget the teeth! You can never forget the teeth!


You\'ve been watching too many Austin Powers flicks.

The English have on average, just as perfect/imperfect teeth as any other country (USA included)

If we wanted to believe everything Mike Myers does as being true, we would have a mental image of all yanks as doped-up loners wearing stone wash jeans, with dirty heavy metal t-shirts, equally dirty white sports shoes and mullet hair cuts, that still live in their parents basement at 30 years old.


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Originally posted by GmanJoe
 Yuck! And you guys drive on the wrong side too. :p


Nah, we drive on the right side of the road, which everyone knows is in fact, the LEFT side.

You lot drive on the right side of the road, which is the wrong side of the road (not to be confused with the left hand side of the road, which like I said, is THE right side of the road to drive on)

Got that?

Good.

:p
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Post by: Titan on December 05, 2003, 04:13:19 PM
Maybe to us you drive on the wrong side of the road. We drive on the right side of the road :p
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Post by: clips on December 05, 2003, 04:17:54 PM
that\'s right!;)
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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 06, 2003, 02:04:12 AM
We have Tony Blair and you lot don\'t so ha ha ha!

:sconf:
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Post by: Unicron! on December 06, 2003, 03:38:49 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Shaddaaap. You live on a rock. We could use half of an atom bomb and you all would be back to the stone ages. Wait....you guys didn\'t get that far yet. :p


We are more civilized than you bastards though :D


BTW:
Arent the USA the no1 country(if not one of the toppest) in drug consuming?
 Hey in Cyprus theer was not a single incident where a student brings a gun at school and shoot people
There was not a single incident of police killing a black man and giving an excuse for it
We dont have Bush as president
What a nice foreign policy you have.Throw an atom bomb in Cyprus eh?
Not to mention more :p
USA=CORRUPTION
YOU TERRORISTS!!BOUAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO BAD!! :D
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Post by: GmanJoe on December 06, 2003, 06:52:14 AM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
We are more civilized than you bastards though :D


BTW:
Arent the USA the no1 country(if not one of the toppest) in drug consuming?
 Hey in Cyprus theer was not a single incident where a student brings a gun at school and shoot people
There was not a single incident of police killing a black man and giving an excuse for it
We dont have Bush as president
What a nice foreign policy you have.Throw an atom bomb in Cyprus eh?
Not to mention more :p
USA=CORRUPTION
YOU TERRORISTS!!BOUAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO BAD!! :D


We have hundred of little towns and counties the size of your little rock that are also just as peaceful. Hundreds. You\'re just one place. So THERE! :p
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Post by: Titan on December 06, 2003, 11:40:07 AM
Also, Cyprus is only the size of Rhode Island. America is huge so the chances of drugs and curruption are higher.
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Post by: Bozco on December 06, 2003, 12:17:40 PM
I\'m not being drastic when saying that cop should be shot in the head, how about that for being loud.

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Originally posted by Unicron!
We are more civilized than you bastards though :D


BTW:
Arent the USA the no1 country(if not one of the toppest) in drug consuming?
 Hey in Cyprus theer was not a single incident where a student brings a gun at school and shoot people
There was not a single incident of police killing a black man and giving an excuse for it
We dont have Bush as president
What a nice foreign policy you have.Throw an atom bomb in Cyprus eh?
Not to mention more :p
USA=CORRUPTION
YOU TERRORISTS!!BOUAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO BAD!! :D
 

Atleast use proper english when insulting someone.
Title: Balloon gets man in trouble with DA MAN!
Post by: Bozco on December 06, 2003, 12:21:57 PM
Oops
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Post by: Unicron! on December 06, 2003, 01:33:48 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
I\'m not being drastic when saying that cop should be shot in the head, how about that for being loud.

 

Atleast use proper english when insulting someone.


Hey I am not American.I am Cypriot.Atleast I have an excuse for mistakes.

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Originally posted by Titan
Also, Cyprus is only the size of Rhode Island. America is huge so the chances of drugs and curruption are higher.


Actually its bigger than Rhodes.A lot bigger.
And btw:There is an excuse for the corruction\'s existence but for the size of the corruption that exists in USA?God!!There is not. :D

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Originally posted by GmanJoe
We have hundred of little towns and counties the size of your little rock that are also just as peaceful. Hundreds. You\'re just one place. So THERE! :p


Like the one that Bush came from?Or the one where Arnold was elected?
You mean the towns that were original residential areas for native indians? :D
ts ts
You are corrupted europeans that stole the land of native americans :D

lol I love exchanging that kind of sarcasms.Come on hit me :D
I hope you arent  taking it too seriously
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Post by: (e) on December 06, 2003, 01:42:30 PM
Unicron! stfu, and get it through your head;

USA owns Cyprus-shit-hill.

You guys have only been your own country for like what- 43 years? Thats not alot of time for something bad to happen.

You dont even have a million people on that island. Yeah- so I can see how the odds of a school shooting are so low.

:laughing: You guys dont even have trains.

And dont talk to us about being a "drug community", you guys are heroin transits.

Besides- just because drugs are illegal, it doesnt mean they are bad. Get that through your ****ing cave-man head.

My job is done. ;)
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Post by: Samwise on December 06, 2003, 01:51:46 PM
Alright, let\'s stop the insults or I\'ll close this thread \'o garbage.
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Post by: Unicron! on December 06, 2003, 01:54:00 PM
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Originally posted by Spudz
Unicron! stfu, and get it through your head;

USA owns Cyprus-shit-hill.


Yeah yeah and the whole world.Thats what you americans are made to believe :D

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You guys have only been your own country for like what- 43 years? Thats not alot of time for something bad to happen.


So what?See other countries that were under colonialism.

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You dont even have a million people on that island. Yeah- so I can see how the odds of a school shooting are so low.


I dont recall hearing an incident of a student killing his classmates in Greece :D

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:laughing: You guys dont even have trains.


Heh.We dont need them

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And dont talk to us about being a "drug community", you guys are heroin transits.


Oh oh you probably confused north(under turkish rule) with the south part.Hey isnt Turkish one of the countries that have good relations with the USA?And turkish is under dictatorship :D

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Besides- just because drugs are illegal, it doesnt mean they are bad. Get that through your ****ing cave-man head.


I am talking about HAAAARD drugs ;)

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My job is done.;)

Seems it started again :D
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Post by: Unicron! on December 06, 2003, 01:56:27 PM
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Originally posted by Samwise
Alright, let\'s stop the insults or I\'ll close this thread \'o garbage.


Hey but we arent having a fight.We are having fun.I mean its funny when you exchange friendly sarcasms like that.Heh.I sometimes even do self sarcasm for being a cypriot dont worry.
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Post by: (e) on December 06, 2003, 02:07:57 PM
Im not being sarcastic.
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Post by: Unicron! on December 06, 2003, 02:13:51 PM
You arent?
Ok then.Approach what I ve said then with the non-sarcastic way because you gave a different meaning to my posts now
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Post by: GmanJoe on December 06, 2003, 07:58:21 PM
This thread was about the cop who gave the father a ticket for a stupid reason. :) Remember?
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Post by: Unicron! on December 07, 2003, 04:41:39 AM
Cop?What Cop? :p
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Post by: (e) on December 07, 2003, 04:13:28 PM
You see- in Cyprus they have no legal system, or protection from justice.

;)

Dont worry, you can always just hop the fence to America, and serve burgers. Maybe we will work together.

:laughing:
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Post by: SirMystiq on December 07, 2003, 07:50:42 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Hey I am not American.I am Cypriot.Atleast I have an excuse for mistakes.

 

Actually its bigger than Rhodes.A lot bigger.
And btw:There is an excuse for the corruction\'s existence but for the size of the corruption that exists in USA?God!!There is not. :D

 

Like the one that Bush came from?Or the one where Arnold was elected?
You mean the towns that were original residential areas for native indians? :D
ts ts
You are corrupted europeans that stole the land of native americans :D

lol I love exchanging that kind of sarcasms.Come on hit me :D
I hope you arent  taking it too seriously


He is right about the Europeans though. Europeans went everywhere and for some reason considered themselves God and "claimed" land. The people that were there were just considered animals. Columbus came here by accident, supposedly to make friends with the natives. They saw all the gold, the greedy asswipes killed them all. Then went to Africa, and with their Godly powers(weapons) took all the people and used them as slaves. It\'s funny when you hear racist people talk about getting out of their country....it never was your country...you just killed a bunch of people then called it yours....**** YOU KKK!!
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Post by: SwifDi on December 07, 2003, 08:09:50 PM
Honestly, I feel the land didn\'t belong to the Native Americans either. Generally, no one can "own" land, this is everyone\'s earth, and you can only go as far as legally owning the land. Sure we didn\'t consider the fact they were here first, and I\'m not justifying anything. All I\'m saying is, no one\'s land belongs to anyone.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on December 07, 2003, 08:57:25 PM
Only in America...  shakes head..


Then pops hundreds of balloons freely. :D
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Post by: SirMystiq on December 07, 2003, 10:03:14 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Honestly, I feel the land didn\'t belong to the Native Americans either. Generally, no one can "own" land, this is everyone\'s earth, and you can only go as far as legally owning the land. Sure we didn\'t consider the fact they were here first, and I\'m not justifying anything. All I\'m saying is, no one\'s land belongs to anyone.


True. But as long as we keep on killing each other for this lands that don\'t belong to anyone, we might as well try to make some sense out of the situation. I can\'t go over to your house, say I found it, kill you and take over it......can I?