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Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: videoholic on December 11, 2003, 04:41:25 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=624&u=/ap/20031210/ap_on_sc/stem_cells_sperm&printer=1

You better learn how to fix the dishwasher and pick up heavy things because chicks aren\'t going to need us much longer.

They have figured out a way to make sperm cells out of stem cells.

:3some:
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: GmanJoe on December 11, 2003, 04:59:25 AM
But they still need my "Love Snake". ;)
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Kurt Angle on December 11, 2003, 05:01:25 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
But they still need my "Love Snake". ;)


I still need your love snake. My washing line broke and I need a new one. ;)
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: GmanJoe on December 11, 2003, 05:13:40 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I still need your love snake. My washing line broke and I need a new one. ;)


Sorry, It\'s being used as a flag staff at the moment. Freakin\' windy and cold today, too! :mad: I don\'t think it\'s gonna "stay up" for much longer. Someone post a cleavage pic QUICK! I\'m going limp! :eek:
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: -____- on December 11, 2003, 11:48:54 AM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifeisajoke.com%2FPictures%2Fdancingfatguy.gif&hash=9f4bfa4271ff2c2ab1ac6513f5953da8df77cfc8)

Check out the cleavage on that guy :eek:   That help you?
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: GmanJoe on December 11, 2003, 12:28:59 PM
*the flag is now at half mast*

Thanks, dork. I went limp coz of you. ;)

Here, take this wax and start polishing. :p
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Coredweller on December 11, 2003, 01:09:36 PM
I dream that some day men will become extinct, and women will build a worldwide lesbian society on our ruins.  Then in the distant future, I will emerge from a cryogenic storage capsule and become a sought after sex god for women who never knew what they were missing.

It is a dream that I have.  :)

:boink: :3some: :ky: :sperm:
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: SwifDi on December 11, 2003, 02:03:03 PM
That would make a very high quality pornographic flick.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Cyrus on December 11, 2003, 03:23:31 PM
I realize some of you young uns think the world revolves around your "love snake" but let me assure you a chick can last alot longer without your "love snake" than you can without the ole water snail...
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 11, 2003, 03:44:37 PM
Never heard it reffered to as a "water snail". I like!
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: (e) on December 11, 2003, 04:08:25 PM
Its okay- women have been obsolete ever since man began to use his right hand.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Titan on December 11, 2003, 05:42:11 PM
Its just not the same Spudz. Your hand can only go so far.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Ryu on December 11, 2003, 06:06:46 PM
You guys should really read Y The Last Man.  It deals specifically with this issue.  A man is no sooner to be treated as a sex slave then he is as a cow harvested in a factory with lots of electronic tubes. ;)
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Titan on December 11, 2003, 06:56:22 PM
How long is this book? It sounds interesting.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: SirMystiq on December 11, 2003, 06:57:17 PM
That\'s so scary. Most of you guys are married and probably want to be obsolete. I don\'t want to!!!
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: MPTheory on December 11, 2003, 08:45:40 PM
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Originally posted by Spudz
Its okay- women have been obsolete ever since man began to use his right hand.


Obviously, you have never had sex.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: Ryu on December 11, 2003, 09:04:40 PM
1 (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1563899809/qid=1071205265//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/104-1421604-7474330?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)  2 (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1401200761/qid=1071205265//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/104-1421604-7474330?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)
It\'s a comic book series actually.  Scoff all you want, but it deals with something like this in the most realistic way possible and it\'s a pure joy to read.  Just imagine the resulting pile up on a local freeway if every man suddenly died... or the planes that simply would fall out of the sky... or the military forces utterly decimated with government bodies instantly destroyed.  It\'s amazing to think about and the book approaches it in an incredibly realistic manner.
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: ooseven on December 12, 2003, 01:59:28 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
[BThey have figured out a way to make sperm cells out of stem cells.

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Sorry to worry you Vid... but its been on the cards for some time now.

After all i don\'t know (myself inc.) a single Heterosexual male who isn’t a closet lesbian. ;)


Evidence

Truth … Heterosexual men like “looking”  at pictures of naked women

Truth … Heterosexual men like “watching” films with of the lesbians in it.

Truth … Heterosexual men fantasies usually involve sex with more than 1 woman at the same time.

So when people say .. oh ooseven your so :ghey:


I say YES !!!!

I am a Lesbian and proud of it !
Title: Looks like men are now obsolete
Post by: GmanJoe on December 12, 2003, 10:10:25 PM
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Originally posted by Spudz
Its okay- women have been obsolete ever since man began to use his right hand.


You live in Alaska where there is very few women to go around. Once you get your daily dose of poontang, you\'ll never whack it again....unless she\'s as big as a cave. :p