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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Capcom on January 07, 2004, 09:13:03 PM
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Tonight I did a blind buy of a movie called Demoness. It was horror, and b flickish which I can usually dig. I think the movie was about a Demoness, but I can not swear to it. Bad dialog bad acting, bad cinema.
I thought I have seen some bad ones such as Prison of the Dead, but it was atleast interesting because it was a gay zombie movie. (No I am not gay.) You do not see that everyday.
Or even Blood Harvest, but it does have Tiny Tim in it, and the extra on it is worth it. He makes Michael Jackson look somewhat normal in. His video is a mob of 9 year old girls chasing him. Hard to explain unless you have seen it.
It is time to go back to my asian movies where I have not been disappointed as of yet, and forget American movies.:evil:
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Santa Clause 2, was forced to watch it. Horrible, horrible movie....
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Well tonight we were bored so we made sure when we went to the movies, we saw the one we NEVER heard about. 21 Grams. Wow, what a piece of shit. If you want a movie thats long and pointless so you can makeout with some girl, this is the movie, cause you won\'t miss a thing.
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City Dragon.
It was the biggest B grade movie i\'ve ever seen, it was so bad, at first i thought it was a porn flick.. It just started with scenes that were like the start of a scene in a porn movie.
hire it, you\'ll know what i mean
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Freddy Got Fingered. Good thing I downloaded it instead of wasting money on it.
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*waits for LIC
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Mars Attacks!
God I hate that movie.
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Hi-Fi.
Yea it\'s got Cusack and Jack Black, but i thought it SUCKED. Big waste of money and a grueling 2 hours of waiting for something funny or entertaining to happen.
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Worst movie ever... was a horror movie from the 80\'ies or so. I think it was called something like the \'hand of death\'. Dammit, it was horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE!
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What was that movie from the 80\'s when the giant mosquitos attacked.
God that one sucked too. :laughing: Honestly, WTF?!?
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Love Actually ... i can\'t believe that I paid good money to see that film. 2 hrs. 09 min... thats 2 hrs & 08 min
to long.
Its just one long pile of dogShte
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If you havn\'t seen it its just like any other Richard Curtis film.
*trivia*
In every Richard Curtis film/ sotry/ TV show has has a Laughable (in a bad way) Character called Bob.
Apparently during his University days his friend & room mate called BOB stole one of his girlfriends.
/me waits for everyone to say that I’m :ghey:
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^ Ah come on 007, Love Actually is hardly the worst movie you\'ve ever seen (unless you\'ve only seen a couple of movies :)).
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ok so its the worset hi profile film then ;).
But there are some truely awful "MADE FOR TV" films out there.
one of our main TV channels show at least one a day over here :(.
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The Hulk. Its not the worst movie i ever seen, but quite possibly the most boring and long movie i ever seen.
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Cabin Fever. :BARF:
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I forgot the name of it it was that dumb.
Umm, it had Kevin Spacey and Julianne Moore in it. Ummm, it was set in Alaska??? Umm, he worked for a...
I remember! The Shipping News! That movie was teh CRAP.
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/me trys hard not to meantion Glitter
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Not sure which is the worst I have ever seen.
One notable gem that springs to mind is Escape to victory.
There are 2 reasons for me nominiating it.
1. It\'s pure bullshit, bollox of the highest magnitude.
2. It has Sylvester Stallone in it.
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Biggest Production let down = Star Wars : Episode 1
Worst movie I ever saw most recently = Swim Fan
Worst movie I can remember = The Zoo Gang (I was still a teen when this came out and boy, so corny I walked out)
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Not sure which is the worst I have ever seen.
One notable gem that springs to mind is Escape to victory.
LOL i remember hearing that all the other cast and crew had to keep on explaing to Stallone that he couldn\'t score the winning goal beacuse he was the goalie.
:laughing:
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Cabin Fever
007 The World is Not Enough
House of 1000 Corpses
^Couldn\'t decide which was worse.
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The World is Not Enough was poor i mean Diamond mines in Iceland indeed :rolleyes:
Also what’s happened to bond villains these days, they are all about as frightening as a box of new born kittens.
Dr No and Goldfinger would laugh at these 3rd rate efforts these days.
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Not the worst, but I saw Peter Pan recently and it was an hour and thirty-five minutes of pure lameness.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Not the worst, but I saw Peter Pan recently and it was an hour and thirty-five minutes of pure lameness.
Peter Pan??? What did you expect?
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^I saw it too!!!
I can\'t beleive I forgot about it...props to the cinematographer, spits on the screen writers.
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The Refrigerator - Killer fridge controlled by Satan.
The Carpenter - ghost carpenter finishing the house.
These sucked because I had such high hopes for them, the refrigerator wasn\'t all that bad, just wasn\'t bloody worth shyte but the idea was good.
The carpenter was just all around bad, I usually love names with names like that "The Janitor" "The Delivery man" or some other cheesy name.
But the worst movie (while extremely entertaining though) would be Code Red about some people in the jungle trying to stop an alien bug invasion and some government plot to do something bad then teaming up with this good alien and saving the day.
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The Refrigerator - Killer fridge controlled by Satan
Now THATS a film I want to see.
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My kids made me take them to see Cat in the Hat... Dont get me wrong I like Dr. Suess book for the kids and we read them as a family kinda regular. BUT IT WAS A BOOT ABOUT A CAT IN THE CAT!!! Not a guy dressed in a cat costume..... ABSOLUTLY TERRIBLE!!
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Hmmm recently - The Madonna movie that has been playing on Starz - its about her and some Italian guy trapped on a deserted island in the Mediteranean or maybe it was Cyprus ;) I dunno what the name is though - directed by Guy Ritchie. Terrible movie and its classified as a Romance comedy - the only comedy I saw was Madonna getting slapped around by the dude and him demanding that she call him master - now that was funny.
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Just one? I can think of a lot.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menance
Jeepers Creepers 2
The House of the Dead
Any of the HellRaiser sequels
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Ali (only movie I ever walked out on in the cinema)
Batman and Robin
The list goes on and on...
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LIC you are right there are so many that are bad. I guess that is the reason I forget most of them.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Any of the HellRaiser sequels
Two was good, anything after that was just crap though.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Ali (only movie I ever walked out on in the cinema)
Pfft pussyboy, you don\'t walk out on a movie. :)
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Not the worst, but I saw Peter Pan recently and it was an hour and thirty-five minutes of pure lameness.
Peter Pan??? how queer!
:ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey:
I don\'t know of anyone who would openly admit to watching Peter Pan.
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You walked out on Ali? And im sure youve seen flicks 10 times worse. I cant believe you sat in for Jeepers Creepers. THAT is sad.
Meh.
Like i always say:
Rushmore (eh)
Royal Tennenbaums (walked out)
Loser
Swimfan
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David Lynch\'s - \'Dune\'.
Diaster.
Just watched it.,
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LIC
dood, just post
"all of the above" and get on with it. ;)
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although i\'ve never seen it,
Extreme ops
the snowboarding action movie.
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there is this crappy 80\'s movie where these teenagers are locked in a shopping mall and this killing robot is hunting them. I can\'t remember what it was called, but it was soooo horrible.
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Jingle All the Way - with Anrold and that little Star Wars kid.
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Peter Pan??? how queer!
:ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey:
I don\'t know of anyone who would openly admit to watching Peter Pan.
I went with my girlfriend, she wanted to see it.
I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO! I DO!
I was biting my tongue so hard it bled.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
I went with my girlfriend, she wanted to see it.
I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO! I DO!
I was biting my tongue so hard it bled.
So, let me get this straight.... You took your right hand to see Peter Pan?
Whatever floats your boat, Fairie boy.
;)
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Isnt it; Whatever floats your boat?
A new one to the list;
Shredder; What kind of plot is a serial killer snowboarder?
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Ali (only movie I ever walked out on in the cinema)
Why did you walk out?
When you are a night person like me you see the worst of the worst. Most of the really bad movie I have seen were made in the 80\'s or early 90\'s.
One really bad one is "Black Samurai". You CAN NOT say a movie is bad until you have seen Black Samurai. Black Samurai is the golden standard by which all bad movies should be measured. When you have midgets dressed like cowboys who swing through the jungle on a whip and when the main character has an epic 5-10 minute fight with a condor(vulture?) that consists of the protagonist laying on the ground and covering his face while the bird stands on his chest and flaps its wings leading to an anti-climactic punch to the birds chest then come talk to me. After seeing this movie EVERYTHING else is the freaking Godfather II.
I\'ll watch Glitter/Gigli/Freddy Got Fingered/anything else you guys mentioned and think to myself, "well at least there are no cowboy midgets and natives with various faux fur cod-pieces."
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Originally posted by nO-One
Two was good, anything after that was just crap though.
:werd:
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I wanted to see Ali...
Worst movie I\'ve seen was Plan 9 From Outer Space. So bad it\'s a freaking classic. I\'m fairly certain that\'s the one where the main character died in real life so they replaced him with a guy who covered his face when you saw him. Then they spliced in footage of the other guy, but it went from night to daylight. It was wonderfully awful.
I also forced myself to watch as much as I could of Kazam, the Shaquille Oneil rapping genie movie about a genie who lives in a magical boom box. But I couldn\'t make it through more than fifteen minutes.
-Eik
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Originally posted by Eiksirf
I wanted to see Ali...
Worst movie I\'ve seen was Plan 9 From Outer Space. So bad it\'s a freaking classic. I\'m fairly certain that\'s the one where the main character died in real life so they replaced him with a guy who covered his face when you saw him. Then they spliced in footage of the other guy, but it went from night to daylight. It was wonderfully awful.
I also forced myself to watch as much of Kazam the Shaquille Oneil rapping genie movie about a genie who lives in a magical boom box. But I couldn\'t make it through more than fifteen minutes.
-Eik
Ed Wood was a genious. A really stupid genious.
:)
While we are on this subject; I love David Croneberg movie\'s, but \'Shivers\' is terrible. Maybe I expected to much, but I bought the UK versions of \'Rabid\' and \'Shivers\', loved \'Rabid\' but \'Shivers\' is well, not good. Not the worst movie though. It does have redeeming factors, just not what I was expecting from such a great director.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
David Lynch\'s - \'Dune\'.
Diaster.
Just watched it.,
man how can you say that dune rules
unless a "diaster" is a good thing in that case right on brother
the worst movie ive ever seen is Batman and Robin
Batman is one of the best movies of all time
Batman 2 isnt that great but i guess only because it has such a different feel than the first one
Batman Forever is baaaaaadddd but not unwatchable it has its funny parts
Batman and Robin is horrid every person who was in that movie or help make it should be shot accept for Alicia Silverstone cause i think shes hot
another bad movie is: EVERY MUSICAL EVER MADE
accept Little Shop of Horrors dont know what it is about that one but i like it
but musicals are the worst espesially Mulon Rouge, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show(worst one of them all), adn apparently every movie from the fifties that wasnt about WWII
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
man how can you say that dune rules
unless a "diaster" is a good thing in that case right on brother
the worst movie ive ever seen is Batman and Robin
Batman is one of the best movies of all time
Batman 2 isnt that great but i guess only because it has such a different feel than the first one
Batman Forever is baaaaaadddd but not unwatchable it has its funny parts
Batman and Robin is horrid every person who was in that movie or help make it should be shot accept for Alicia Silverstone cause i think shes hot
another bad movie is: EVERY MUSICAL EVER MADE
accept Little Shop of Horrors dont know what it is about that one but i like it
but musicals are the worst espesially Mulon Rouge, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show(worst one of them all), adn apparently every movie from the fifties that wasnt about WWII
Lynch\'s \'Dune\' suffered from terrible editing. Plain and simple.
As for your descriptions of the Batman series, I agree. The 1989 \'Batman\' is one of the best movie\'s of all time and \'Batman Returns\' isn\'t the greatest, but decent...The very last one was just downright terrible.
As for the musicals..No, I disagree..
Little Shop of Horror, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, HairSpray and Dancer in the Dark are excellent musicals.
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Little Shop of Horrors rocked! I love that freakin movie, I grew up watching it.
"Feeeeeeeeed me Seymourrrrrr... Feed me all night long....
Best song in a movie, ever.
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North -way to go Rob Reiner
Gigli -never saw it, but you know
Any movie with Jlo/Mariah/Britney/Madona....unless they come out with a lesbian porn starring them all. I\'d pay to see that. I\'d also get thrown out of the theater for masturbating....again
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This one movie called "high strung"... Jim carrey is in it.. one of his first roles...
such a bad movie...
they even had the balls to put " Jim carrey is even funnier in this than in Ace ventura "
which trust me... he was not.
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okay guys here list of worst movie I will not watch again
glitter (couldn\'t even watch five minutes of it)
jeepers creepers
crossroad (Iam surprise no one mention this movie)
jason x
friday the 13th part 3,5
not another teen movie
banger sisters
halloween 3
btw 80s movie where teen are trap in mall is call chopping mall
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"angels in the hood" nuff said..thee most horrific acting, storytelling eva, you know a film is bad when one of the characters is asked at the end..what are you about to do? & she replies "girlfriend i\'m about to wait for angels in tha hood2!"
yea i knew what i was in for just by reading the title but it was really bad.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Little Shop of Horrors rocked! I love that freakin movie, I grew up watching it.
"Feeeeeeeeed me Seymourrrrrr... Feed me all night long....
Best song in a movie, ever.
I\'m beginning to see a pattern emerging here.
:ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey:
:D ;)
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I can add Jeepers Creepers 2 to my list...
On a side note, anybody seen Death to Smoochy? It\'s ridiculous, but it\'s fun to watch. I so wanted to be in the Italian mob afterwards...
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Originally posted by Ginko
I can add Jeepers Creepers 2 to my list...[/i]
This is made even worse when you find out he is a convicted pedophile.
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The Mummy 2
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Originally posted by Capcom
This is made even worse when you find out he is a convicted pedophile.
Yeah, then his movie is sure to suck. ;)
I don\'t really see where his personal, um, affairs affects what other business he may be doing. I\'m sure there are lots of unsympathetic people in Hollywood already. :p
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Some more;
Dog Soldiers
Lepruchans in the Hood
Gilgi
(Last movie really sucked, the name will come to me)
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New one: PETER PAN
Horrible film.
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Originally posted by (e)
Lepruchans in the Hood
:laughing: Yeah that was a pretty bad movie. Stupid yet semi funny when youre tired and bored as all F***. That or stoned off your ass. And i think its Leprauchan. unless we are talking about another movie.
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All the Leprachaun movies sucked. Part one was nearly decent, and it was all downhill from there.
The worst in the series had to be Leprachaun in Space, follwed by Leprachauns in the Hood, and then Leprachaun in Las Vegas.
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\'ExistenZ\'...try sitting through the whole thing...I can\'t describe in words how crappy it is...
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
\'ExistenZ\'...try sitting through the whole thing...I can\'t describe in words how crappy it is...
What are you on about?! Cronenberg r0x0rz your b0x0rz.
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how about nightmare on elm street 6 freddy\'s dead with not so
talent roseanne barr
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Originally posted by sabrina
how about nightmare on elm street 6 freddy\'s dead with not so
talent roseanne barr
That was a pretty bad one if memory serves me right. Since Freddy vs. Jason came out today I may rewatch my freddy\'s tonight.
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Originally posted by Capcom
That was a pretty bad one if memory serves me right. Since Freddy vs. Jason came out today I may rewatch my freddy\'s tonight.
I picked it up, but won\'t get to watch it until Thursday night, as I have to work Thursday aslo.
I rewatched my Freddy\'s not oh so long ago and I need to finish my Jason\'s..
Oh and Croneberg rocks, tho I have yet to see the film in question.
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Originally posted by sabrina
halloween 3
Is that the one that didn\'t even have anything to do with Michael Myers ?
Something about Stuuuupppiiiddd cursed halloween masks or something ...
If so it gets my vote too.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I picked it up, but won\'t get to watch it until Thursday night, as I have to work Thursday aslo.
I rewatched my Freddy\'s not oh so long ago and I need to finish my Jason\'s..
Oh and Croneberg rocks, tho I have yet to see the film in question.
Yes you do need to finish up your Friday\'s.
Halloween 3 is not so bad. It does have catchy tune. 6 more days to halloween, hallowen, 6 more days to halloween, silver shamrock
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Chopping Mall
"This scary movie subgenre was all the rage in the \'80s (any of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels would be a good example of this), with Chopping Mall standing as a the pinacle of this sort of thing. I mean, really; the film features horny teens being chased around a shopping mall by clunky robots that shoot lasers. What more do you need to know?"
Terrible... just terrible.
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Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, then his movie is sure to suck. ;)
I don\'t really see where his personal, um, affairs affects what other business he may be doing. I\'m sure there are lots of unsympathetic people in Hollywood already. :p
It felt like I was watching his own little sick fantasy with all the boys topless sunbathing a tinkling scenes.
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Originally posted by Capcom
It felt like I was watching his own little sick fantasy with all the boys topless sunbathing a tinkling scenes.
Oooh, and you liked that. :p
Hehe, just kidding. Yeah, if that\'s the case, then it\'s a bit odd.
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Originally posted by Samwise
Oooh, and you liked that. :p
Hehe, just kidding. Yeah, if that\'s the case, then it\'s a bit odd.
It would have been my fantasy if all the females were topless for half the movie. The group pee would work out very good all female, and topless. They could even try to pee on each other. /end sick fantasy
Porn corrupts the mind.:thepimp: