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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: The Stapler on January 10, 2004, 12:09:35 AM
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:p
For the record, that really is Didier\'s girlfriend (that he hasn\'t sexed yet...) and the picture was taken by me. It is a tradition started by us (Me and Di) last year to go to his gf\'s and our home team\'s soccer games to check out the ladies (well me anyway).
Swifdi also had his own tradition that he started last year and continued it this year:
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: dude... funny thing happened
TheStaplerRCU: WHAT?!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you know how last year i gave a note to jay
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: by giving it to a girl on EHS and then she gives it to jay?
TheStaplerRCU: yep
TheStaplerRCU: ....
TheStaplerRCU: WTF DUDE DONT LEAVE ME HANGIN!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: oh ok
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: sorry
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: so i wanted to continue the tradition, right?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: so i write the note up in Yearbook, and I\'m in a hurry cuz the bell is going to ring in like a matter of seconds.
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: this one girl, Crystal, is in my yearbook class, and is on JV Soccer.
TheStaplerRCU: ....
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: I go up to her and tell her," hey can you do me a favor? Can you give this to one of the varsity players? They\'ll know what to do with"
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: she says, "sure" and i go home
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: then me and you watch
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: and then after the game i go up to jay and ask her if she got my message
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: she says, "no"
TheStaplerRCU: lol
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: so i start thinking...
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: and then i feel like dying right then and there
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: I ADDRESSED THE LETTER TO "# 7" BUT I NEVER SPECIFIED WHICH TEAM
TheStaplerRCU: LOL!
TheStaplerRCU: DI *hearts* ERICA
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: the front said
To: #7
From: Didi
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: Even worse... NOT ONCE DO I STATE JODALYN\'S NAME IN THE LETTER.. So when Erica reads it, she will figure it was for her
TheStaplerRCU: seriously, dude, im dying over here
TheStaplerRCU: i need some tissue
TheStaplerRCU: *wipes eyes*
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah i called mike to see if he had erica\'s number
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: but he didn\'t
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: so now erica thinks i have this huge crush on her
TheStaplerRCU: rofl
TheStaplerRCU: erica\'s boyfriend might kill you
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: the letter was like:
Hey babe!
Just like last year huh? Good luck today in your game, I know you\'ll play well. You better score at least five goals for me ok? I love you a lot and I can\'t wait to see you after the game.
Love, Didi
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: something to that effect
TheStaplerRCU: *falls out of chair*
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: nah, he won\'t, this is a HUGE freaking misunderstanding
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i\'m such a moron
TheStaplerRCU: you are
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: jay wasn\'t too pissed, she thought it was funny
TheStaplerRCU: you already told her?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what i really hope is the girl actually never gave her the letter
TheStaplerRCU: so you can go with erica, and ill take jay then?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: but she had to have... she couldn\'t have forgot, i reminded her like 3 tiems
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: shutup you!
TheStaplerRCU: ;-)
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i have to see what happened on monday
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: if erica did get the letter i\'ll just tell her what happened
TheStaplerRCU: mayber erica will brush it off
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: maybe she gets notes like those all the time
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i called mike, he was laughing a lot too
The homies:
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Going to soccer games scares me, don\'t you guys have hot volleyball chicks?!?!?!?! I mean spandex shorts and not piss ass boring games.
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Yeah we do... I went to those games only because I had to take pictures of them.
But my girlfriend plays soccer so I watched the instead... Still plenty of fine females.
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Volleyball = over
It\'s either sexy soccer players or manly female basketball players.
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I didn\'t know soccer was going on right now, as for the basketball players.....yea. My suburb has this all american girls basketball team so we get these freaks. My 8th grade year they were ranked USA Today #1 team in the country and ever since we somehow stumble upon these giants that are just manly. Though I graduated last year so this is all old high school stuff.
And #7 but Swifdi isn\'t gettin\' lucky
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She\'s got Beckham\'s number! ;)
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Nice hair Di.. lmao
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holy shit! It\'s bigfoot, and he\'s comin\' right at yer GF!
BTW, I love those rad shades... maybe someday you can move up from bagboy to one of those cool guys who works at a mall kiosk asking people if their windshield is cracked or broken.
:D
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I got them at Walmart!
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I\'ve already seen Freestylah\'s girlfriend from behind...
:str8pimp:
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Originally posted by videoholic
I\'ve already seen Freestylah\'s girlfriend from behind...
:str8pimp:
Oi, you stole my joke. You suck.
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Originally posted by videoholic
I\'ve already seen Freestylah\'s girlfriend from behind...
:str8pimp:
Didn\'t see anything worth looking at either, did you?
;)
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This coming from the guy who bangs obese women that he picks up at Walmart.
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I\'m not gonna say your girlfriend is ugly, but you really look like a dork! :laughing: (no offence ;))
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Pretty bold statement to make by a guy who doesn\'t post his picture. It\'s easy to judge behind closed curtains.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
This coming from the guy who bangs obese women that he picks up at Walmart.
And Mcdonalds. Pick them up at Mcdonalds also.
Oddly enough, I have a pair of sunglasses just like that.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Pretty bold statement to make by a guy who doesn\'t post his picture. It\'s easy to judge behind closed curtains.
Yep, swifdi isn\'t trying to hide anything and he damn well isn\'t ashamed of anything. I understand you going on the defense, seems like we\'ve all been attacking you a lot lately, it\'s been fun though. :)
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Meh, I used to be more defensive. After about a year of flamage I don\'t care anymore.
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Originally posted by Bozco
Yep, swifdi isn\'t trying to hide anything and he damn well isn\'t ashamed of anything. I understand you going on the defense, seems like we\'ve all been attacking you a lot lately, it\'s been fun though. :)
It is the equal of a punching bag.
:)
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Volleyball chicks=yeah I like it I LIKE IT SO MUCH.
And wow Swift you have to do something about that ugly problem.
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Vapor=teh man, and everyone needs to leave him alone. He\'s my bitch!
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Originally posted by Jumpman
And wow Swift you have to do something about that ugly problem.
That my friend is funny...
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Originally posted by videoholic
That my friend is funny...
Jumpy is the master of brash humor.
Simple. Effective. That is what his insults are.
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ummmmmmmmmm.
Who cares?
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I thought it was a fun story.
;]
-Eik
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
ummmmmmmmmm.
Who cares?
I do.
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Take it like a man, Soul.
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you take a man every night.
me i prefer chicks.. :)
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Ouch zee been defeated it burns. :(
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Originally posted by SER
Nice hair Di.. lmao
Glad someone finally said it ;)
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Come on now, can I get some insults too? I\'m feeling left out here.
It\'s the whole reason I posted my picture.
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Yeah, you\'re definitely ugly(no doubts there), but being next to Swift makes you look infinitely better.
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A horse’s a-ring looks better then swifdi. Infact i\'d prefer to kiss it over swifdi anyday, not that i ever would. Although i\'m sure sammy does, he needs to keep he\'s lips soft for all the c@#ksucking..
So Stapler, being slightly better then a horse\'s A-ring isn\'t the greatest complement. It\'s just a improvement.
^ hows that, insulted 3 losers errrr people in 1 post. ;)
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Oooh I love it all!
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Hey Jumpy, you\'ve changed man. You used to be all friendly, and polite. Now you just insult people, and that\'s not cool. I prefer the old Jumpman. The Jumpman who used to help old women across the street. And help little girls who have fallen off their push-bikes. Now you\'d more likely rape them.
And that\'s not cool.
And besides, you can\'t talk about anyone being ugly. You still have that weight problem, chubby?
;)
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
And besides, you can\'t talk about anyone being ugly. You still have that weight problem, chubby?
;)
Damn.
That came out of nowhere.
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Bobs_Hardware has a small penis.
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I\'m kind of skinny actually. I\'m 6\'4 so I just say there\'s more of me to fill out.
I prefer the old Jumpman. The Jumpman who used to help old women across the street. And help little girls who have fallen off their push-bikes. Now you\'d more likely rape them.
Rofl.
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I wonder why someone hasn\'t photo chopped that picture of them yet ;)
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Originally posted by politiepet
I\'m not gonna say your girlfriend is ugly, but you really look like a dork! :laughing: (no offence ;))
Yeah, you\'re one of them metrosexuals!
:gman:
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She is ugly.
Vapor is ugly.
And Stapler is ugly.
What more could this thread add to the forum, besides more bashing?
Honestly though, **** that bitch, or dump that bitch.
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Originally posted by (e)
Honestly though, **** that bitch, or dump that bitch.
You don\'t know the first thing about women so why are you even speaking?
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Originally posted by (e)
She is ugly.
Vapor is ugly.
And Stapler is ugly.
What more could this thread add to the forum, besides more bashing?
Honestly though, **** that bitch, or dump that bitch.
Dude... You have no right to pass any judgement, last time you posted a picture of yourself, all I remember seeing is Gollum in a trucker hat.
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Secondly, if you are to miraculously get a girlfriend (without paying her), chances are she wouldn\'t look half as good as my girlfriend does.
You have no ground to have any input, cuz you don\'t have a clue about what I do in my day to day life, Alaska boy.
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Touche\' vapor.... very well done, grasshopper.
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Spudz just got pwned.
/respect for the ugly guy
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Good one Swifdi LOL Gollum...
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lol
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The above pic could also double for some ghey comments.
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lol this is why i came back after all
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Whhhhaaaooooo
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Looks like swifdi sleeping with Italian Foortball internationalist Roberto Baggio
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Sleeping with?!! ;)
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ooseven, now that was funny.
-Eik
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Swifdi, your a ****ing moron.
All I posted is what was previously posted by other members. Dont go ragging on my ass because I can offend you, and other straight out.
BTW: All you anti-spudz(e) groups can wash your dick with a cheese grater.
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what happened to the new & improved spudz? mr calm & collective?
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He was overthrown by retarded, "angry teen" spudz. Available with "stealing stop signs action grip".
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
He was overthrown by retarded, "angry teen" spudz. Available with "stealing stop signs action grip".
:laughing: :laughing: yo ! that\'s hilarious!
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Originally posted by (e)
BTW: All you anti-spudz(e) groups can wash your dick with a cheese grater.
We don\'t meet and discuss how we shouldn\'t like you. It\'s just you aren\'t smart, thats all. You make a worth while effort on your post and our opinions will reflect that. Until then I just think you should be sterilized
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Originally posted by (e)
Swifdi, your a ****ing moron.
All I posted is what was previously posted by other members. Dont go ragging on my ass because I can offend you, and other straight out.
BTW: All you anti-spudz(e) groups can wash your dick with a cheese grater.
First of all, nobody in this thread called my girlfriend ugly but you, and LIC, however LIC\'s was in jest. And those who called me ugly are members I have a degree of respect for and understand it\'s all fun and games. You on the other hand are in a position where you have no stance in judging someone\'s looks, or their girlfriend\'s looks. Because you are an inbred twit from some igloo in Alaska, and I have no respect for you until the day you seem remotely interested in earning it.
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Originally posted by (e)
Swifdi, your a ****ing moron.
All I posted is what was previously posted by other members. Dont go ragging on my ass because I can offend you, and other straight out.
BTW: All you anti-spudz(e) groups can wash your dick with a cheese grater.
And to think we gave you a second (more like ninth) chance :rolleyes:
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so much love...
"starts singing, Where is the love?"
really, why is this thread allowed to continue, it\'s just flamage now..
ohh and swifdi, you are ugly. :) truly ugly.. every branch on the ugly tree... damn ugly....
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
really, why is this thread allowed to continue, it\'s just flamage now..
Good point.