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Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: GmanJoe on January 13, 2004, 11:07:23 AM
Standing in line in heaven, God decides to grant each one of them a wish after enduring a life of misery for being so unattractive.

The first person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen.

The second person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen.

This continues all the way through the line, each person wishing to be made beautiful, when God notices a man at the end of the line, laughing.

As each person wishes to be made beautiful, the man continues to laugh harder and harder, until he\'s laughing hysterically.
When the man gets to the front of the line, God asks him for his wish. The man says, "Make \'em all ugly again."

Heh! :p
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: SwifDi on January 13, 2004, 11:16:28 AM
Heard it.

:gman:
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: politiepet on January 13, 2004, 11:29:53 AM
saw it coming from 6 miles away... ;)
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Post by: ooseven on January 13, 2004, 12:14:44 PM
I think he\'s broken a new personal recond in :ghey:ness.

At this rate Samwise will have to hand over his title.

:gman:
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 13, 2004, 12:18:15 PM
Oldie but goodie.

Oh and.......................................
:gman:
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: GmanJoe on January 13, 2004, 12:42:06 PM
I think you guys are ugly and I hurt all of your feelings with this. :p
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Post by: ooseven on January 13, 2004, 12:48:28 PM
That’s what happens when you play to a mixed crowd.

p.s.

was anyone else thinking it was a REAL news story the first time you click on the thread ?
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Post by: Deadly Hamster on January 13, 2004, 12:54:29 PM
For a second until I considered that their are no organized groups of ugly people... heh...
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Post by: ooseven on January 13, 2004, 12:57:42 PM
Well we could turn this thread into Shortlist of potential candidates :D.
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: Samwise on January 13, 2004, 12:59:01 PM
I don\'t recall having heard it before. Funneh. :)
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Post by: Titan on January 13, 2004, 01:22:57 PM
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Originally posted by ooseven
That’s what happens when you play to a mixed crowd.

p.s.

was anyone else thinking it was a REAL news story the first time you click on the thread ?


I did.

I never saw this joke. It was pretty funny.
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on January 13, 2004, 01:34:20 PM
the best version of this joke the dood starts of in the middle of the line, then goes to the back of the line. He also wishes himself to be beautiful and them ugly..... Aswell as heaven being full of hot chicks..
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Post by: Phill on January 13, 2004, 02:39:47 PM
yeah i heard that one. Not the funniest but a good chuckle.
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Post by: fastson on January 13, 2004, 03:42:49 PM
Good one.. :D

Oh and..
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;)
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Post by: Cyrus on January 13, 2004, 04:13:25 PM
So when they all died if the bus was crosing from Iran to Iraq and half the ugly people were Iraqs and the other half were Iranians where would they burry the survivors.
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: (e) on January 13, 2004, 04:34:35 PM
I thought it was clever.
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Post by: clips on January 13, 2004, 05:59:39 PM
hahaha! i never heard it! very funny mr. juh juh juh g-unit! um i mean juh juh juh gmanjoe!;)

 :gman:
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: GmanJoe on January 13, 2004, 06:47:12 PM
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Originally posted by fastson
Good one.. :D

Oh and..
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;)


I like that smiley!

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Post by: square_marker on January 13, 2004, 07:31:55 PM
now thats actually funny
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Post by: Kimahri on January 13, 2004, 10:23:43 PM
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Originally posted by Cyrus
So when they all died if the bus was crosing from Iran to Iraq and half the ugly people were Iraqs and the other half were Iranians where would they burry the survivors.


You dont barry people alive!!... plus there where no survivors.


/me takes a bow
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Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2004, 12:37:14 AM
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Originally posted by Kimahri
You dont barry people alive!!... plus there where no survivors.


/me takes a bow

Who\'s Barry?
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Post by: Titan on January 14, 2004, 07:27:45 AM
I think he meant "bury".
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2004, 08:37:15 AM
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Originally posted by Titan
I think he meant "bury".

You do? No, I think he meant Barry...
Title: A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
Post by: ooseven on January 14, 2004, 08:44:37 AM
Barry people alive ?

is that some kind of Resident Evil reference ?

"don\'t go through THAT door !"