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Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 09:53:55 PM
Somebody hold me and give me some of your body heat! Come on! Where\'s the love? ;) BRRRRR!

I tested just to see how cold it was. I tried to pee and my dingdong was GONE! By the time I found it, my fingers froze and I couldn\'t get my fingers to close the zipper....so I had to walk from the tree to my car with my zipper open. And then I realized that I really HAD to pee! So I go back to the tree and try to do my best to get Corporal Dingdong out! Finally I got to pee and while I peed, it caused so much steam that another motorist stopped to see if I was trying to set the tree on fire!

Ugh....anyway....my pants got wet coz I peed partially in my pants coz...my little Private Dingdong (demoted to private coz he peed on me) shrank from the cold like turtle trying to hide.

That\'s my Friday night story. Oy it was cold! :eek:
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Jumpman on January 16, 2004, 09:55:58 PM
Schools have been cancelled for 3 days in a row where I live since you\'ll get frost bites if you go out for more than like 5 minutes.

It\'s like -45C with windchill. Hardcore up here in Canada.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 09:56:28 PM
Interesting?

I\'d close this, but , it\'s to obsecure to even close. . . .

Plus, I don\'t  need or want members railing against me for closing threads, like a certain other m0d.

:D
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 09:59:28 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Interesting?

I\'d close this, but , it\'s to obsecure to even close. . . .

Plus, I don\'t  need or want members railing against me for closing threads, like a certain other m0d.

:D


Thank you, oh great and wise Mod!

*prostrates before Zod....err...mod*
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:09:17 PM
Yeah right.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Jumpman on January 16, 2004, 10:10:13 PM
Capcom\'s changed his avatarr like 100 times within the past hour.
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Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:12:09 PM
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Capcom\'s changed his avatarr like 100 times within the past hour.


Yeah. Well hopefully someone will see one they like and nominate it for best avy thread.:evil:
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:12:21 PM
My hands are now clean. And what in tarnation is that pulsating thing? That looks like a vagin...something. :p
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 10:14:23 PM
I am glad I am getting some damn due respect around here. Bow before me, your threads and posts depend on it.

As for Capcom and his avatar changing, I dig the new one. Pulsating vagina..
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:14:48 PM
It is band related. Someone here prob knows.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:16:25 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I am glad I am getting some damn due respect around here. Bow before me, your threads and posts depend on it.

As for Capcom and his avatar changing, I dig the new one. Pulsating vagina..



Rodney Dangerfield mixed with Zod is a scary thought.;)
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:16:41 PM
MAKE IT STOP! It\'s making me think dirty thoughts! The Major is at ATTEN-HUT! (he\'s been promoted again) :p
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:20:34 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
MAKE IT STOP! It\'s making me think dirty thoughts! The Major is at ATTEN-HUT! (he\'s been promoted again) :p


I would hate to see your sick porn collection if this does somthing for you.:eek:

Btw bananna\'s are a falic symbol also. Think of all the females you are getting in a tissy.:D
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:22:34 PM
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Originally posted by Capcom
I would hate to see your sick porn collection if this does somthing for you.:eek:

Btw bananna\'s are a falic symbol also. Think of all the females you are getting in a tissy.:D


No more porn collection. I\'m about to get married and so I had to toss all my kitten killing material into the trash can. :(
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:25:10 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
No more porn collection. I\'m about to get married and so I had to toss all my kitten killing material into the trash can. :(


Wives may come and go, but a good kitten killing collection will never leave you.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 10:29:21 PM
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Originally posted by Capcom
Wives may come and go, but a good kitten killing collection will never leave you.


Have to agree with this man.

Are you sure you want to marry a woman that doesn\'t understand that a male needs to masturbate?
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Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:32:28 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Have to agree with this man.

Are you sure you want to marry a woman that doesn\'t understand that a male needs to masturbate?


Exactly. It is going to be tough going once the 5-10 rule starts kicking in.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:32:35 PM
The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 10:33:49 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D


In this day and age, who actually looks at magazines and stale pictures? The internet and movie files was invented for a reason.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:35:50 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
In this day and age, who actually looks at magazines and stale pictures? The internet and movie files was invented for a reason.


Nah....too much of the pics on the net are of the ooglay. And besides, I get my mags for free. I know a guy at the liquor store who gives\'em to me.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:36:36 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D


Get xp or 2k. Set permissions on a folder so the evil one can not peer into it, and dl lots of porn. It will make for a happier married life.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 10:37:39 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Nah....too much of the pics on the net are of the ooglay. And besides, I get my mags for free. I know a guy at the liquor store who gives\'em to me.


I said stale pictures. As in pictures are stale. Pictures are so 80\'s. Damnit, movie files, man..Movie files.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:37:44 PM
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Originally posted by Capcom
Get xp or 2k. Set permissions on a folder so the evil one can not peer into it, and dl lots of porn. It will make for a happier married life.


I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 16, 2004, 10:39:30 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)


97 gigs.
Lightweight.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:39:52 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I said stale pictures. As in pictures are stale. Pictures are so 80\'s. Damnit, movie files, man..Movie files.


You think I\'m some sicko who\'s gonna wank off in front of a computer? Hells no! I prefer the privacy of a bathroom....hence the mags.

Anyway, I get my kicks from the woman. I just like to unload every now and then. You know what they say, never enter with a "full Load" unless it\'s a quickie. ;)
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:40:22 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)


HAHA. Though 200 megs is very small. I dl that a night. Gotta have a new one every day. Keep it fresh.:hat:
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:41:10 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
97 gigs.
Lightweight.


Whao. :eek: That\'s a tonage.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:45:09 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
You think I\'m some sicko who\'s gonna wank off in front of a computer? Hells no! I prefer the privacy of a bathroom....hence the mags.

Anyway, I get my kicks from the woman. I just like to unload every now and then. You know what they say, never enter with a "full Load" unless it\'s a quickie. ;)


In the bathroom? Jesus that is the nastiest place to do it. People do bodily functions in that room.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: GmanJoe on January 16, 2004, 10:46:48 PM
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Originally posted by Capcom
In the bathroom? Jesus that is the nastiest place to do it. People do bodily functions in that room.


It\'s MY bathroom and it\'s clean. And I don\'t put the meat on any tile surface, you dingdong!
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 10:50:40 PM
Watch filthy mcnasty sometime. It is not porn, and it will give you a reason not to do it in the bathroom.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Jumpman on January 16, 2004, 10:58:21 PM
Ok this is going nowhere.

Thread closed.

I mean...

I am the greatest thing ever.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 16, 2004, 11:53:42 PM
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Ok this is going nowhere.

Thread closed.

I mean...

I am the greatest thing ever.


Yeah right. uhm kkkk
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Post by: CHIZZY on January 17, 2004, 06:19:56 AM
Am I the only one here who actually paid for access to a porn site? Am I that much of a loser?
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Post by: Luke on January 17, 2004, 07:49:21 AM
Yup.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 17, 2004, 08:54:36 AM
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Am I the only one here who actually paid for access to a porn site? Am I that much of a loser?


No.
Capcom and I both do. Then he cleans the site out and we share the porn.
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Post by: GmanJoe on January 17, 2004, 09:19:31 AM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
No.
Capcom and I both do. Then he cleans the site out and we share the porn.


Share the 100 gigs worth. Make your own site exclusive for only PSX2central people. :)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on January 17, 2004, 09:49:59 AM
Whose going to host all of it?
:D

I know Capcom is in the same situation as me. We both need to buy yet another HD to store all of it. I\'m thinking a 200 gigger here soon.
Title: It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
Post by: Capcom on January 17, 2004, 03:24:23 PM
HAHA
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Post by: ooseven on January 17, 2004, 04:03:06 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Whose going to host all of it?
:D


What... you think Samwise was moving to Copenhagen (Denmark\'s very own SINCITY) just for the sake of it.

Also don\'t believe it when he says " I won\'t have Internet access for a while" ;)