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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on January 19, 2004, 08:18:42 PM
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Ok, it\'s me and my girlfriend\'s one year anniversary and I just want some suggestions on some things you\'ve guys pulled with girlfriends, wives, etc. that have proven to do very well. Keep in mind, I do drive, we\'re both only 17, and I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Feed me.
P.S. It\'s on Friday, January 23rd.
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-Do something thrilling.
- Go Skydiving. The thrill will do a lot. Not to mention, I\'ve heard a lot of stories about women reaching orgasm during freefall.
- Hot air balloon ride.
- Picnic.
- Get laid.
If you don\'t lay her now, she is going to think you are not interested. Move on it.
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Chicks dig the thumb in the pooper. Nothing more romantic than that.
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Originally posted by videoholic
Chicks dig the thumb in the pooper. Nothing more romantic than that.
That also...
Do the three finger salute.
Two in one spot, one in another.
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:P V
I can\'t find the opposite of / so that V will do.
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Suggest her give you a BJ in the car while driving.
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That works also..
You can always reach around and do the ol\'e thumb trick.
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I thought it said LIC is not allowed. j/k.
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Originally posted by Paul2
I thought it said LIC is not allowed. j/k.
Silly spells, such as "banished from thread" do not work on someone as mighty and powerful as me!
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17 and we know nothing about you really soooooo... I would say it would be youbest interset to do something fun that has nothing what so ever to do with Romance. You dont want to have premaritial sex or she doesnt Im not sure but stay away from anything that would feel like thats what you want. Something kiddie like goofy golfing take her to dinner at some cheezy resteraunt and then maybe goto circus cirus and watch the shows upstairs and a walk under the plane thing downtown. just whatever you do done do somthing romantic.... Romance suggests sex.
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Crap, 8 replies and LIC has posted the closest thing to a rational suggestion.
I\'m disappointed in all of you.
*gives LIC a cookie*
Seriously though, suggestions people.
EDIT: Didn\'t see Cyrus\' reply. It\'s pretty good, but we\'re not 10 years old. Don\'t worry about the sex aspect and just give me romance. We\'re mature individuals. Come on baby, give me some good ol\' Cyrus magic tricks.
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Originally posted by Cyrus
17 and we know nothing about you really soooooo... I would say it would be youbest interset to do something fun that has nothing what so ever to do with Romance. You dont want to have premaritial sex or she doesnt Im not sure but stay away from anything that would feel like thats what you want. Something kiddie like goofy golfing take her to dinner at some cheezy resteraunt and then maybe goto circus cirus and watch the shows upstairs and a walk under the plane thing downtown. just whatever you do done do somthing romantic.... Romance suggests sex.
Brilliant.
Basically, don\'t do anything at all. Because if you do something romantic, you are going to open her flood gates and your little guy can\'t say no under such pressure.
Then again, you\'ll also look back at this and wonder why you didn\'t at least try to lay her. She\'ll also wonder about it - so maybe you should try and do something romantic, thus suggesting sexual contact.
Remember kid\'s, oral sex doesn\'t count as sex. You\'re still a virgin!
:D
I maintain that if you want to be romantic, something that you both have never done and something exciting is the way to go. I only suggested skydiving, because I know it\'s something I enjoy and from stories I\'ve heard, most women love it. Not to mention, neither of you will ever forget it and the rush you get from it, will give you a lot of confindence to make that big move (provided you want to). Then again, both of you being only seventeen makes it abit hard to get a dropzone to let you jump without a parental waiver.
Still, you get the idea. Something exciting. Get that rush goin\' for her and you. Then do the thumb in the pooper.
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Ask her best friend for ideas, ask her what she likes, what restaurant she loves, and stuff like that...Dinner at a nice restaurant, flowers, and you know the typical movie dinner...But just do things she likes...she likes flowers, take her to the arbotereoum(sp) She likes cars...car show She likes chinese food...chinese restaurant.
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Just be yourself! <3
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Crap, 8 replies and LIC has posted the closest thing to a rational suggestion.
I\'m disappointed in all of you.
*gives LIC a cookie*
Seriously though, suggestions people.
EDIT: Didn\'t see Cyrus\' reply. It\'s pretty good, but we\'re not 10 years old. Don\'t worry about the sex aspect and just give me romance. We\'re mature individuals. Come on baby, give me some good ol\' Cyrus magic tricks.
Inform her romance will come for some nookie. Seriously if you do not do somthing. You will never get some. You need to be a man about this.
Swifdi. I went to college with a couple that dated for 3 years. She did not give him any. Then within a month at college she gave it to everyone but him. It about killed him. Do not make the same mistake.
Edit: I even got some. She did 20 guys within a months time. She was the floor whore, and he ended up dropping out of college in shame.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Just be yourself! <3
That\'s such a shit suggestion. Just being himself is why he is still a virgin (and yourself).
:D
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Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.
Help me you homosexuals.
EDIT: And you don\'t know what goes on in my relationship, however assumptions always make me laugh.
But let\'s focus folks.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.
Help me you homosexuals.
I\'m sorry. We\'re all straight, non-virgin\'s. When we do something romantic, we are thinking about the pay-off. I don\'t think any of us can give you any advice on this situation. You, my friend, need to go watch some chick flicks and study them extremely hard, because that is the only way you\'ll get an idea of how to be romantic without thinking about nookie.
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:(
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
That\'s such a shit suggestion. Just being himself is why he is still a virgin (and yourself).
:D
WHY DON\'T YOU RUB IT IN A LITTLE MORE ASS-HOLE. :mad:
Seriously, have you seen a pic of Swift? And a pic of his GF? She\'s no eye-candy, but he\'s gotta be doing something right...
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, the goal is not to have sex in the end, I\'m shooting for something really romantic and special. And by romantic I\'m not talking like fancy French restaurant, my girlfriend loves fun places and stuff, I just want some ideas to make the night special.
Help me you homosexuals.
EDIT: And you don\'t know what goes on in my relationship, however assumptions always make me laugh.
But let\'s focus folks.
Why keep throwing emotions and money into a bottomless pit? Be selfish Swifdi. Being nice will not get you anything. If you are not a man about it now. You will regret it later on.
If you want spend time or money on a female that will not sleep with you, and truly appreciate it. Do somthing nice for your mom.
Edit: Just noticed that sounded nasty, but hopefully you will get the idea.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
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Sorry, bud, but it is true.
Not trashing you, but you do not think like the typical male. The typical male thinks like this..
..."Oh yeah, one year annivesary...Do something romantic..Goin\' to get some lovin\' tonight..."
You are thinking like this...
..."Oh, it\'s so great! It\'s our one year anniversary. I have to be oh so romantic and that way we can cuddle and show our undying and devoted love..."
Most men don\'t think like the latter of the two.
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Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.
I wouldn\'t say she is "freaking hot", but she is certainly breeding worthy.
You could always go to a cheap tattoo parlor and get her name tattoo\'ed on your ass.
:D
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Dude, I\'m an ugly tool, but my girlfriend is freaking hot. She\'s into me for my mad Madden skills.
Swifdi. I hate to get personal, but have you even attempted to make a move? If not then bite then bullet and just do it.
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Thanks for the help so far guys, it\'s gonna be a great night.
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I know I justfound that pic of her saved on my comp(pfft everyone has that they messed around with once or twice...in programs I mean), and yeah she looks like she would be hot IRL.
Maybe God has something to do with this? I curse at God for blowing the rain my way...maybe I\'m doing something wrong in that department.
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Originally posted by Capcom
Swifdi. I hate to get personal, but have you even attempted to make a move? If not then bite then bullet and just do it.
Haha... You can\'t date someone for a year and not make a move. I\'m not talking about what I do on these forums, so disregard all of that and focus on the question at hand.
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With all this said...Let Dr.Smooth let you listen to a story of sexual healing....
I was dating this girl, who will just be reffered to as "Crazy Bitch" in this story... I know she had a \'Winnie the Pooh\' obsession, more specfic, she collected anything that was based on the character \'Eyeor\' (spell check? The friggin\' donkey!). So, one day I simply bought a talking \'Eyeor\' doll, hid it behind the car seat, threw a jacket over it where she could not see it. While she was driving, I simply made it talk and it surprised her. She kept wondering what that muffled sound was (damn jacket...didn\'t go as planned). I finally pulled it out to her surprise. Guess what? The flood gates opened. Of course I screwed that one up later on when the lady known as \'Crazy Bitch\' asked me a question about if I was goin\' to marry someone, what would they be like..Natrually, I paniced and responded about not wanting to marry a hooker with three kids, but that is besides the point! Oh hell, I\'m not sure what the point was...
You get the idea..
Oh and never let Crazy Bitch borrow any of your important stuff. Namely socks, boxers or a Legend of Zelda: OOT. You\'ll never F**KIN\' GET THEM BACK!
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Then here goes Swifdi. A real suggestion. Take her to a club that will sell to underage. You both will have a blast with inhabitions lowered.
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LIC... your hatred for women makes perfect sense now.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
LIC... your hatred for women makes perfect sense now.
Thank you.
:(
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Please don\'t make LIC open up anymore about crazy bitch. She was truly insane.
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Tell us more about Crazy Bitch, she sounds like a classic character!
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I figured so, most of the sane chicks are either into Pooh or Tigger.
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Swifdi. Do not go by that. Some will cut your head off for bears and flowers.
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^^^
HAHAHA.
Or, you can write her a sweet poem about her *blossoms*
Or take her to a casino, get her drunk and do her.
But in reality, LIC is right. Guys overthink shit. For my one year I had reservations at this nice restaurant she loves (but she didn\'t know that I knew) It was all planned and crap. Her ****ING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE LICKING dad decided to be a constipated butt hole and not let her go. (probably b/c he thought I was gonna try to do her) So we ended up going to Olive Garden with her best friend and her boyfriend. Went over to her friend\'s house and watched a movie. It all turned out great, plus I saved 100 smacks which I used to buy her X-mas present. So don\'t overthink it just do whatever you have done before and you know she likes(Take her to the place you went for your first date, rent the first movie you all saw together, take her somewhere and wear the same clothes you wore the day you asked her out), it\'s your one year, so even if you go fishing it will be special...wow that was corny.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Tell us more about Crazy Bitch, she sounds like a classic character!
Not really. It was an odd relationship. You know, she pretty much moved in, never left, had me cooking, stole my Zelda:OOT and was an outdoors person...
She was a crazy bitch.
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Aye, captain.
Originally posted by SirMystiq
(Take her to the place you went for your first date,
Problem...
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She also stole my Cruisin\' USA and WaveRace 64 games.
May she burn in hell.
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I hate ALL outdoors people. THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE EVER.
My dad is one.../shrugs
Opened some painful memories with that one.
McDonalds...nothing says a nice night of sweet love like a 2000+ calorie meal.
(obligatory MCDonalds poke)
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I dunno, Cruisn USA and Wave Race 64 sucked. She was doing you a favor.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
I hate ALL outdoors people. THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE EVER.
My dad is one.../shrugs
Opened some painful memories with that one.
Sorry, buddy
*hugs*
We\'ll get over it .. I know it was hard for me, with her. She was constantly wanting to go out and do this and that. Let\'s go fishing, let\'s go hiking, let\'s just go suffer in the friggin\' sun. Let\'s only sleep six hours a day and get up early. Why don\'t you cook my breakfast? What\'s for dinner? Can I wear your PJ\'s? What about your socks? Can I borrow your f**kin ZELDA:OOT?
DAMN YOU!!!!
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Aye, captain.
Problem...
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How is that a problem!?!? Dude, at least it ain\'t the movies...Take her there and order the same thing you ordered the first time, and if it doesn\'t click with her what you are trying to do(it probably will) start the whole "Remember..." convo. Sugar coated a bit, and your set.
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Swifdi. You live in vegas. The capital of hookers. I plan on coming out for them. You should be living it up.
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"We\'ll get over it .. I know it was hard for me, with her. She was constantly wanting to go out and do this and that. Let\'s go fishing, let\'s go hiking, let\'s just go suffer in the friggin\' sun. Let\'s only sleep six hours a day and get up early. "
It\'s like...you were dating my dad.
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Originally posted by Capcom
Swifdi. You live in vegas. The capital of hookers. I plan on coming out for them. You should be living it up.
We need to schedule that.
I need to turn something in at work pretty soon. I\'m thinkin\' around June or so.
Two girl\'s at once..
God bless legal "call girls".
It\'s like...you were dating my dad.
I\'ll pretend I didn\'t read that.
;)
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
We need to schedule that.
I need to turn something in at work pretty soon. I\'m thinkin\' around June or so.
Two girl\'s at once..
God bless legal "call girls".
If I decide to take that job. Then I will have vacation time I can take. So yes we do.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Sorry, buddy
*hugs*
We\'ll get over it .. I know it was hard for me, with her. She was constantly wanting to go out and do this and that. Let\'s go fishing, let\'s go hiking, let\'s just go suffer in the friggin\' sun. Let\'s only sleep six hours a day and get up early. Why don\'t you cook my breakfast? What\'s for dinner? Can I wear your PJ\'s? What about your socks? Can I borrow your f**kin ZELDA:OOT?
DAMN YOU!!!!
And you survived?! It\'s men like you that make me feel proud of being one. You\'re a God. I salute you.
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I really wish I could suggest something...*cries*
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Ok, it\'s me and my girlfriend\'s one year anniversary and I just want some suggestions on some things you\'ve guys pulled with girlfriends, wives, etc. that have proven to do very well. Keep in mind, I do drive, we\'re both only 17, and I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Feed me.
P.S. It\'s on Friday, January 23rd.
I didn\'t read any of the replies.
I say for your 1 year anniversary......do yer in das pooper. She loves that. Well, that\'s what she tells me. :p
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How could anyone want something put in their ass...
I dred the times where I know a big poop is coming. It ****ing hurts...
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Originally posted by Jumpman
How could anyone want something put in their ass...
I dred the times where I know a big poop is coming. It ****ing hurts...
I don\'t have to worry coz in my case it\'s exit only. But for you....well.....*rubs rocket*.....are you ready yet? :p
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Can I atleast get the lub?
wow posted in the same minute wish there was something to do at 2 am
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Can I atleast get the lub?
HELL YES! You think I have Rhino skin or something? Hurry! I can\'t....ahh shoot....forget it. Get me a towel. :(
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Don\'t worry, I\'ll clean up the mess. Can\'t let quality liquid go to waste now can I.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Don\'t worry, I\'ll clean up the mess. Can\'t let quality liquid go to waste now can I.
Yeah...that\'s right. Get all that milk shake...OOOH!!! There some on the ceiling!
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I swallow all the healthy and nutricious milk.
I feel dirty. :(
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This thread went downhill, really , really fast..ugh.
As for anal sex, from what I understand, if you hit the prostrate during it, that will cause an orgasm on a guy or girl. That is why sometimes durin\' a BJ a girl will sneak a finger up there.
Why are we discussing such things?
Yikes.
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To actually take a penis sized object in the ass just seems quite painful as I previously said. Besides...poop comes out of the ass as you all may be aware of...and poop=bad in my book.
So that leaves you with poop+pain=fun?
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Originally posted by Jumpman
To actually take a penis sized object in the ass just seems quite painful as I previously said. Besides...poop comes out of the ass as you all may be aware of...and poop=bad in my book.
So that leaves you with poop+pain=fun?
With that, I have no choice, but to close this thread, before the poop talk gets worse....
Ah, what the hell.
Keep goin\'...Let the poop talk continue.
:gman:
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I\'m glad I got the help I needed.
Thanks PSX2Central.
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I think I ate a little poop when I was younger. Didn\'t taste so great.
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Also... I already have everything set.
I\'ll post pics to give you guys another 3 pages to fill.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Also... I already have everything set.
I\'ll post pics to give you guys another 3 pages to fill.
At least tell us what your plan is, before you do it.
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I would but then you would all laugh and make my pee pee go small.
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Why don\'t you give her a "pearl necklace" ;)
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damn if you lived in the nj-ny area i\'d tell you to take her on a boat cruise around the city or to the top of the empire state bldg. i did that with my ex- & instant panty saturation;). i saw your pic and it\'s seems your\'re a little 90210ish any way you still seem like a cool cat so i say since you\'re in vegas rent a limo have some drinks in there moet, or whatever & chill around town.
if that\'s expensive which it might be since you\'re 17, do like what my man did in jason\'s lyric get some chinese food & candelight & just chill. i know some of the crazy members in here are telling you to go for it, but sometimes when you show you\'re not sweating it (tha poononie;)) they will give it right up. heh you\'re starting out just like me & my highschool sweetheart,..hopefully you guys will stand the test of time.
ps: i seen a pic of your shorty awhile back..she\'s a cutie hold on to her, ..i also have to commend you for holding out as i understand you haven\'t slept with her yet..hmm & being 17 i would\'ve exploded by now..ah i guess that\'s how the right hand got you through those stressful nights;) ..damn i ranted enough good luck bro!
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Thank you sir, all should go well. I\'ll tell you guys what I did after Friday, I think it\'s a good plan. Not too heavy on the wallet either.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
she is certainly breeding worthy.
Polite way for saying she has a big ass.
Why don\'t you call a radio station and make one of those gay ass dedications. I remember when I was in high school I did that for my chick. I mailed it in to the station on a post card with a chick with big tits. Figured that would get it read and it did.
Don\'t laugh, I got a hummer that night.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
This thread went downhill, really , really fast..ugh.
As for anal sex, from what I understand, if you hit the prostrate during it, that will cause an orgasm on a guy or girl. That is why sometimes durin\' a BJ a girl will sneak a finger up there.
Why are we discussing such things?
Yikes.
damn, my gf aint sticking her finger up my ass. But she can press that little spot between my sac and my black hole. It works. ;)
:gman:
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Are you seriously waiting to get married before you have sex Vapor? I don\'t know how any straigt male can do that... Is it fear? Is your hand that good? Do you secretely have a vagina?
Seriously.. whats the deal?
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I don\'t know, seems to me that by the way he is responding to your posts, he seems to be thinking "Shit, if only they knew" I bet he already got laid.
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Regardless, even though I\'ve publicized my relationship a lot, I\'m not gonna post anything about what we do privately. That\'s our personal business, and it\'s going to stay that way.
Tomorrow is the big day, and I can\'t find my digital camera. I\'ll try and get pics if I find that freakin camera.
Should be good, but she has caught a cold so that might take away some of the fun :(.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Regardless, even though I\'ve publicized my relationship a lot, I\'m not gonna post anything about what we do privately. That\'s our personal business, and it\'s going to stay that way.
Tomorrow is the big day, and I can\'t find my digital camera. I\'ll try and get pics if I find that freakin camera.
Should be good, but she has caught a cold so that might take away some of the fun :(.
Nice way of saying she aint giving up to YOU.
:D
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Regardless, even though I\'ve publicized my relationship a lot, I\'m not gonna post anything about what we do privately. That\'s our personal business, and it\'s going to stay that way.
Tomorrow is the big day, and I can\'t find my digital camera. I\'ll try and get pics if I find that freakin camera.
Should be good, but she has caught a cold so that might take away some of the fun :(.
Don\'t tell us cause we all know you and your very personally. And you know how much she visits the forum and checks on whats being said.
I mean be seriously if your going to stick to your christian values and not have sex. At least have the balls to stand bye your own decision.
Don\'t be a coward
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Swifdi will be in for a surprise when he sees "Gman was Here" on her special place.
I wrote it just below Kurt Angle\'s graffiti. :p
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Originally posted by QuDDus
Don\'t tell us cause we all know you and your very personally. And you know how much she visits the forum and checks on whats being said.
I mean be seriously if your going to stick to your christian values and not have sex. At least have the balls to stand bye your own decision.
Don\'t be a coward
First off, you do not know me. If you think you know me from merely reading text that I post on a message board then you are stupider than I originally thought you were. Her visiting the forum? Hah, just another assumption by another ignorant person here. Believe me she has better things to do then go to psx2central.com/forums to read up on my latest posts. And I\'ll share information that I want to share, how about you not be a dick and worry about what\'s going on in Quddus\' miserable life.
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I don\'t she\'d like you as much if she read your posts here. :)
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Yeah I think this whole Christian thing is just an act :)
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Originally posted by SwifDi
First off, you do not know me. If you think you know me from merely reading text that I post on a message board then you are stupider than I originally thought you were. Her visiting the forum? Hah, just another assumption by another ignorant person here. Believe me she has better things to do then go to psx2central.com/forums to read up on my latest posts. And I\'ll share information that I want to share, how about you not be a dick and worry about what\'s going on in Quddus\' miserable life.
Boy do I fill sorry for you.
Man you are very naive. And I see you can\'t read between the lines. Obviously i don\'t you and if you had any type of sense. You would have read threw my post and knew that i was just pulling your chain. Of course your girl is not surfing this site. I can tell you fall for all types of pranks and practical jokes.
You waisted an entire post responding to something that was nothing but a cutting contemptuous remark. For you will we call it sarcasm.
Man what are they teaching in schools these days.......
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Why don\'t you take her on the Gondola ride at Venetian?
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Originally posted by QuDDus
Boy do I fill sorry for you.
Man you are very naive. And I see you can\'t read between the lines. Obviously i don\'t you and if you had any type of sense. You would have read threw my post and knew that i was just pulling your chain. Of course your girl is not surfing this site. I can tell you fall for all types of pranks and practical jokes.
You waisted an entire post responding to something that was nothing but a cutting contemptuous remark. For you will we call it sarcasm.
Man what are they teaching in schools these days.......
Ok, this is the third time I\'ve responded to your posts and you replying with, "OMGG!!11 I WAS TEH JOKING." Listen, I can\'t read text and assume it\'s sarcasm or not. Thats why we have these great things known as smilies, or some kind of context noting or hinting sarcasm.
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About the finger in the butt thing.
Its called a shocker.
2 for the pink, 1 for the stink.
:eek:
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If the dude does want to be a virgin till marriage it\'s his business people. Honestly, it\'s better to sleep with some girl you really love than to sleep with some crack whore you met at a club.
"Ohh, yeah I played this chick and I ****ed this other drunk chick"
Yeah well good for you, low-life trailor park bitch ****ing ass.
"Pimps" "Playas" All a bunch of shit. I can\'t stand people that call themselves that, when in reality don\'t even have the pussy with four legs. If any guy thinks he\'s the greatest for having a crap load of girls, well good job man, you sure know how to pick out them whores.
I don\'t know where all that came from so **** it.
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
If the dude does want to be a virgin till marriage it\'s his business people. Honestly, it\'s better to sleep with some girl you really love than to sleep with some crack whore you met at a club.
"Ohh, yeah I played this chick and I ****ed this other drunk chick"
Yeah well good for you, low-life trailor park bitch ****ing ass.
"Pimps" "Playas" All a bunch of shit. I can\'t stand people that call themselves that, when in reality don\'t even have the pussy with four legs. If any guy thinks he\'s the greatest for having a crap load of girls, well good job man, you sure know how to pick out them whores.
I don\'t know where all that came from so **** it.
Actually, the idea woman is the woman at the club.
F**K her and never see her again.
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If you don\'t know how to conversate.
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Anyways, the night is over, it\'s 1:00 a.m. and I\'m tired to say the least. First let me state that I am the biggest moron ever for forgetting my digital camera, so no pictures. However, my girlfriend did manage to take a few pictures with her cell phone camera, but I do not have access to them, and the quality is limited anyways.
I can give you exciting visuals from Google though, and disect the night:
1. I pick her up, she looks hot, no surprise.
I am driving this
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2. I don\'t look too bad either, I was wearing this:
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3. We ate at a nice Mexican restaurant, here
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It\'s a casino called the Venetian, and it does its best to duplicate the city of Venice, Italy. Accordingly, they have gondola\'s paddling around in the casino, and I requested seats right along side them so we could hear the gondoleers singing as they steered by, it was pretty cool, and she liked it.
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It was a pretty cool experience, and the guy was funny. We kissed under all the bridges as spectators took pictures. The guy (gondoleer) asked us if we were in showbiz we rocked so much.
After that, she was already really pleased with what I had planned so far, and I got tickets to go see The Butterfly Effect. She freaked out a lot, and despite a lot of critical reviews, I thought the movie was good.
Overall, tonight rocked.
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How much did it end up setting you back?
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Who\'s da man?
Originally posted by videoholic
Why don\'t you take her on the Gondola ride at Venetian?
I think that would be me.
Originally posted by Bozco
How much did it end up setting you back?
It doesn\'t matter how much you spend as long as you get laid.
:stick:
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It\'s like paying for sex but you don\'t look bad.
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I think I spent like 120... Thats about three days full work.
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Swifdi smooth. Very smooth.
I know it honestly none our business w/ your sexual relationship.
I guess she means alot to you, and thats all that really matters.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
I think I spent like 120... Thats about three days full work.
God I don\'t miss those days. Sucks not making money... I couldn\'t wait to get out of school and make cash.
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Originally posted by videoholic
God I don\'t miss those days. Sucks not making money... I couldn\'t wait to get out of school and make cash.
No joke.
That is slave wages.
And you done all that for...NOTHING?
Damn...
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I can make 120 bucks taking a long shit at work. :)
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Originally posted by (e)
Swifdi smooth. Very smooth.
I know it honestly none our business w/ your sexual relationship.
I guess she means alot to you, and thats all that really matters.
Bravo Spudz, thank you sir.
And speaking of my lousy job all I make is tips from bagging groceries, so it really blows.
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Bravo Spudz, thank you sir.
Dude, your not suppose to like me in any form or fashion.
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Ah, that\'s right.
Idiot.
;)
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You must be able to find a better job than being a bagger.
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Not really... That, or working at some fast food joint. Bagging actually isn\'t too bad, you just have to actually show up for work frequently, which I don\'t do too often. You can make up to 15 dollars an hour, to 4 dollars an hour. It all depends on the day, and the tips you\'re getting. No tax helps too.
I\'m going to have to really increase the workload though so I can have pocket change heading into college.
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Originally posted by videoholic
God I don\'t miss those days.
I will. Even though we don\'t make much, it\'s nice having the money and few bills to pay.
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I miss before I had a job and had money. My dad got disabled, the goverment paid me $500 a month as part of the disability, until I turned 18. So, from say 14-18, I had no bills and
$500 a month (it eventually went up t $550) just to blow on whatever I wanted.
God, life was good.. Sure, in hindsight I should of put that back, but what fun is that? Now I have a job, bills and life sucks.
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Thats the thing. All I pay for is my car\'s gas. And most of my spending goes to that, food, going out, and my girlfriend. Luckily after V-day there is like a HUGE break from non-gift days so I can save up some money for college.
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I need a job. I picked up a few applications and gonna submit them in the next few days. All I really got to pay for is some movies, things for my car, gas, junior prom coming up in a couple months, games. Hell, I\'m not gonna have any money for a long time :(
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It\'s funny, once you get into the real work force, no matter how much money you make (Up to about 100k) You have the same amount of extra cash.
When I got out of college and was making 18 grand I had just as much fun as I do now with over 100k. I just have more bills now that even it out. BUT, I now have a car, a house, a kid, etc. Before I didn\'t have jack squat and I shared an apartment.
Well, my savings has gone up dramatically since, but I\'m just talking about discretionary income. Going out to eat money.
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Now that it\'s over with...any ideas for V-day?
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Crap don\'t even remind me. I\'m broke. All I know is that it won\'t be half as special as our one year. V-day I usually do more creative stuff, like poems, etc. Maybe light dinner and movie at the max, I\'m broke.
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You should rent her out.
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I\'m gonna sit alone at home, on here. :(
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Im gonna go get ripped then masturbate.
With friends.
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Im telling you we did not need to know that you and your friends masturbate with each other..
I dont know what to get we are buying a house so I cant really thorugh anything cool on plastic cause the loan people will have major issues. Any good cheap ideas would actully be great!
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We dont masturbate with eachother...
We masturbate eachother...
C\'mon We arent gay! :ghey: Silly.
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Get together and watch
<------------------- HER IN ACTION!
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I miss before I had a job and had money. My dad got disabled, the goverment paid me $500 a month as part of the disability, until I turned 18. So, from say 14-18, I had no bills and
$500 a month (it eventually went up t $550) just to blow on whatever I wanted.
God, life was good.. Sure, in hindsight I should of put that back, but what fun is that? Now I have a job, bills and life sucks.
See?
America ain\'t so bad, eh?
:fro:
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ashford who is that?
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Are you 18?