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Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 14, 2004, 06:48:46 PM
(apart from sitting on gmans knee)

I shit you not people, I have never felt so....... well, what\'s the word?

I can\'t explain it, it\'s one of those moments where you want to be adopted.

The thing is this.

My dad has zero knowledge when it comes to computers, he has even less when it comes to clearing temp internet folders & history trails.

I have just got in, and have logged onto the net. The first thing I do, is check the history list. All I can say is this.......

I\'m traumatized. I know exactly what sites I have visited and the ones in front of me, were most certainly not visited by me.

XXX, XXXX, XXXXX, you people don\'t know the meaning of the letter X.

All my life I\'ve been brought up to appreciate the good things in life.
As a kid,  I even made the effort to appreciate the porn mags I found "deposited" under the suspiciously oversized leather suitcase on top of the wardrobe in his bedroom.

What do I do? what do I do?

This is too much for an intoxicated Englishman to take in at 3AM in the morning.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: THX on February 14, 2004, 07:12:02 PM
Haha you think that\'s bad!?!?!?!

How do you think I felt when I saw hotaussiemen.com and the gay club chat network on my uncle\'s computer.  the dood is an avid church goer too.

Just very surprised to say the least, first came the disbelief.  I told all my siblings, we are probably the only ones in the whole family that know (3 of us).

We\'re all human, we all have sexual desires..  I guess...
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 08:49:24 PM
Man I was at a friends, and I was looking for his music folder to burn a CD.

I came across a big folder of porn. It was all cumshots and wierd shit.

Man, I almost ****ing punched his screen, ****ing sicko.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: theomen on February 14, 2004, 09:03:13 PM
*looks in spudz big fat harry hard drive and finds penguin porn.....


Jay, just try to ignore it.  I\'m sure everyone has something about them they don\'t want other people to know, like Spudz and his Penguin fetish.  While it may seem hypocritical, in life you just gotta let some things go or they\'ll wear on you, this is one of those things.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 09:05:58 PM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nekobox.org%2Fcalendars%2Fimages%2F047-penguin.jpg&hash=88b148766e7bdf6057cb734cbd6e409cf597d55c)

;)
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: theomen on February 14, 2004, 09:06:57 PM
it only took you 2 minutes to find that, hmmm
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: GmanJoe on February 14, 2004, 09:08:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by (e)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nekobox.org%2Fcalendars%2Fimages%2F047-penguin.jpg&hash=88b148766e7bdf6057cb734cbd6e409cf597d55c)

;)


If penguins looked like that....I\'m heading WAY SOUTH for the winter!
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 09:10:58 PM
Yeah, its from my stash.

I got rhinos, hippos, giraffes (the deep throat material is fantastic :ghey: ), zebras, polar bears, and fish.

If you uwant the hook up, PM me ;)
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: theomen on February 14, 2004, 09:12:00 PM
I\'m more of a Badger Bukkake man myself
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 09:13:06 PM
That stuff is all good.

But you know, it always makes me crave raw eggs.

You like horse cock? Its great in soup.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 14, 2004, 09:21:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by (e)
Man I was at a friends, and I was looking for his music folder to burn a CD.

I came across a big folder of porn. It was all cumshots and wierd shit.

Man, I almost ****ing punched his screen, ****ing sicko.


Define "weird shit"? And what\'s wrong with him having sexual desires? It\'s his computer. It\'s his life.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 09:23:06 PM
I knew you were just going to attempt to bash me.

Like you always do.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 14, 2004, 09:25:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by (e)
I knew you were just going to attempt to bash me.

Like you always do.


There was no bash in that.
I simply asked a question and stated a point.
How is that bashing?
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: GmanJoe on February 14, 2004, 09:26:13 PM
I always found Bugs Bunny cross dressing to be rather....uh....titillating. :p
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Ryu on February 14, 2004, 09:35:02 PM
Fine, then i\'ll step up and say it -- what\'s wrong with someone elses appreciation for certain types of pornography?  It\'s just viewing material.  What\'s the big deal?  What makes your tastes any better then someone elses?  I\'m sure there are people in the world who think looking at softcore porn is the ONLY way to view something and anything more extreme is just sick, but who are they to judge and who are you to judge?
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 14, 2004, 09:39:54 PM
Well when you have a 19 year old toothpick girl with cum blasted on her face, you just wonder why.

And Ryu; so what do you think about Child porn? I mean whats wrong with someone elses appreciation for certain types of pornography? Its just viewing materal.

Its a hard point to catch, but Im sure you might grasp it.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Ryu on February 14, 2004, 09:55:28 PM
Don\'t talk down to me like I don\'t know what you mean.  The big problem is that the 19 year old girl LEGALLY had that happen to her with a contract -- it\'s a paying job.  The little girl in the child pornography movie signed nothing, is not of legal working age, and the material itself is deemed illegal.  

You think you can catch my point with that one?
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Deadly Hamster on February 14, 2004, 10:02:11 PM
Ummm Spudz I think your the only one wondering why.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: THX on February 14, 2004, 11:53:13 PM
Well one argument against pronography is that many of the hardcore serial killers were into that stuff in one way or another.  Not fiction but fact... but still doesn\'t prove a damn thing.

Just saying too much of anything is bad!
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: SwifDi on February 15, 2004, 12:26:23 AM
I have tons of stories like that... People not clearing their history... I remember the days when the internet was fresh into schools and they lacked a filtering program and people visited farm sex sites and stuff... In the 6th grade...
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Kurt Angle on February 15, 2004, 02:31:06 AM
There\'s nothing wrong with a bit of porn here and there. It\'s healthy.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 15, 2004, 03:02:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
There\'s nothing wrong with a bit of porn here and there. It\'s healthy.


There\'s nowt wrong with it, I just can\'t help but think what he was doing at this very keyboard while I was away. I mean did he wash it after he used it or not??
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Kurt Angle on February 15, 2004, 03:10:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cerberus
There\'s nowt wrong with it, I just can\'t help but think what he was doing at this very keyboard while I was away. I mean did he wash it after he used it or not??


:laughing:

Did the key feel sticky?
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 15, 2004, 04:14:17 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
:laughing:

Did the key feel sticky?


Not particularly, well no more than usual.

*goes and gets his dna testing kit*
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: GmanJoe on February 15, 2004, 09:14:13 AM
Cerberus, at least yer dad wasn\'t looking at kiddie porn!
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 15, 2004, 09:32:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
Cerberus, at least yer dad wasn\'t looking at kiddie porn!


True, very true
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: GmanJoe on February 15, 2004, 09:39:20 AM
BTW...he\'s a man. Nature made men to be horny. Be glad your dad is "normal". :)
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Jumpman on February 15, 2004, 09:54:43 AM
HHHmmmm I should clear my history.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: (e) on February 15, 2004, 01:08:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
There\'s nothing wrong with a bit of porn here and there. It\'s healthy.


Yeah I know it is.

But it just sort of freaked me out when I saw the first picture.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 15, 2004, 06:48:45 PM
As long as the porn is not illegal, there is nothing wrong with it. Two consenting adults being video-taped doin\' sex acts is legal and it\'s A-Ok to have it.
No big deal.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: shockwaves on February 16, 2004, 12:33:33 AM
Ugh, I\'ve had to go through the same sort of thing.  Finding that stuff just obviously there for everyone to see in the history...and just trying to clear it out before my sister sees it :(
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 17, 2004, 01:31:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by shockwaves
Ugh, I\'ve had to go through the same sort of thing.  Finding that stuff just obviously there for everyone to see in the history...and just trying to clear it out before my sister sees it :(


Yeah, that\'s exactly what I did, before mine sees it.

I know for sure if he\'s confronted about it, he\'ll deny it and try to blame it on me. When it comes to tact and subtlety, my sister was right at the back of the line when God was handing it out.
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: JBean on February 17, 2004, 06:04:05 AM
two words


window washer :)
Title: The most uncomfortable feeling in the world
Post by: Cerberus on February 17, 2004, 06:45:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by JBean
two words


window washer :)


eight words

Tried it, it doesn\'t work on this computer