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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on February 20, 2004, 07:03:19 AM

Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 20, 2004, 07:03:19 AM
My friends are coming over. The fiance is out with her friends. So....I was gonna call a stripper/lap dancer.

Here\'s where PSX2Central will have an actual influence on my real life - should I get....

1. Asian
2. Hispanic
3. White

with

1. big natural tits
2. small tits
3. fake big bazooka tits with stitched on nipples

if white :

1. blond
2. brunette

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Nothing is confirmed. If fiance says "we\'re coming over with my girlfriends", all bets are off. Coz I should have enough booz for an orgy fest (which I doubt will never happen - that only works in pr0n movies :p ).
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Green Meanie on February 20, 2004, 07:14:07 AM
Who\'s to say an asian stripper wouldn\'t turn up with a 2ft wide blonde afro?

I say take pot luck, open the dirty pages of a mag, close your eyes and point blindly, call that one up and book her!

Or you could just have double the beer and pizza and NOT have an over-shagged, loose, dancing whore in your living room for when your fiance comes back.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 20, 2004, 07:18:26 AM
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Originally posted by Green Meanie
Who\'s to say an asian stripper wouldn\'t turn up with a 2ft wide blonde afro?

I say take pot luck, open the dirty pages of a mag, close your eyes and point blindly, call that one up and book her!

Or you could just have double the beer and pizza and NOT have an over-shagged, loose, dancing whore in your living room for when your fiance comes back.


Well, the pot luck is the norm. I ain\'t payin\' for a skank all by myself. :p Asian with blond afro! BWAHAHA! That\'s kinky. Yet....I\'m somewhat intrigued. hmmm.......
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: ooseven on February 20, 2004, 07:26:40 AM
oh well done Gman... now we are going to get the likes of Rya call us men all Sexist pigs j/k ;)

p.s.
yeah don\'t you all band toghther and sharethe cost and getr 3... one of each type Asian,Hispanic &White.

please note will close this thread if anyone takes offence to the subject.

But hey as long as it don\'t go too graphic(both visual & literal) then it’s ok … for now.

p.p.s.

It might just be a UK thing but don\'t think of taking pictures... you get in very hot water from the strippers "bouncer" /minder if you do..

don\'t ask me how i know this ... just trust me :D
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Kimahri on February 20, 2004, 11:58:07 AM
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Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: SwifDi on February 20, 2004, 12:38:08 PM
No redheads?
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 20, 2004, 12:42:22 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
No redheads?


Nope. I tend to want to marry them. But I\'m already engaged. This is like a "Pre-Bachelor Party" Party.


Hey......you\'re a red head. Wanna come over and dance for me? :p
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: videoholic on February 20, 2004, 12:45:17 PM
:nopics:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: THX on February 20, 2004, 01:56:40 PM
I think we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone here.  I deliver pizzas, call me over and I\'ll work it for your boyz.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 20, 2004, 02:01:01 PM
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Originally posted by THX
I think we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone here.  I deliver pizzas, call me over and I\'ll work it for your boyz.


Bring your sister....if she\'s older than 18. :)
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: square_marker on February 20, 2004, 03:06:36 PM
Get one that isn\'t all mixed up nor is she down on herself.  Make sure she isn\'t loco and it would be a good thing if she was sweet. Don\'t let me down.... ;)



EDIT:  311 anyone....?  i tried
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Ashford on February 20, 2004, 03:44:22 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
:nopics:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: (e) on February 20, 2004, 04:05:44 PM
Get a white one, with big natural and blonde.

God- thats protocal man.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Halberto on February 20, 2004, 05:49:22 PM
Asian with natural tits
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: shockwaves on February 20, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
One of each? :D
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 23, 2004, 05:15:13 AM
We got a nicely tanned, brunette white girl. She was HOT! VERY shapely and cute. Her waist line was small and her hips were perfect for birthing babies. She had a flat stomach and very lucious breasts. I guess a 36C or D. The lap dancing was private and since I was the host, I got to uh....well....I turned her on. :D

I guess she\'s new to this sort of thing coz she was nervous at first. After I eased her mind by speaking with her for a about 20 minutes, she lapped danced everyone. I was the last. :D And I got the best dance. Let\'s just say that since she is new to this sort of thing, she seemed VERY turned on. Her breasts seemed to have gotten bigger (that\'s normal, kids, women\'s lips and breasts become engorged with blood when they\'re turned on).

But, being the faithful engaged man that I am, I had to turn her "bonus" offer down. :) *sigh*
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 23, 2004, 05:20:18 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
But, being the faithful engaged man that I am, I had to turn her "bonus" offer down. :) *sigh*



Idiot.
Idiot, I say.
:)
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 23, 2004, 05:22:06 AM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Idiot.
Idiot, I say.
:)


Yes yes yes.....I am a fool. Man, I think about a lot. But I doubt I could live with myself if I was unfaithful. :(
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 23, 2004, 05:36:11 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Yes yes yes.....I am a fool. Man, I think about a lot. But I doubt I could live with myself if I was unfaithful. :(


You\'re not married yet. It wouldn\'t count!!!!
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 23, 2004, 05:43:39 AM
DON\'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!

I would use her poonani out of lust and I know how to make her enjoy it more and I! But if I still have the wolfish personality I once had, I may not be able to stop from HITTING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! And then I\'ll be back to "damn, who do I choose" scenerio.

Nope. nuh-uh. :)
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 23, 2004, 05:46:28 AM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
DON\'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!

I would use her poonani out of lust and I know how to make her enjoy it more and I! But if I still have the wolfish personality I once had, I may not be able to stop from HITTING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! And then I\'ll be back to "damn, who do I choose" scenerio.

Nope. nuh-uh. :)


I just want you to know, that since you didn\'t do it, this girl will haunt you forever. When you\'re married and your wife is annoying you or your sex life is going downhill, you\'ll wonder what could of been, if you had only slept with the very , very hot stripper...just once.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: GmanJoe on February 23, 2004, 05:53:05 AM
*covers eyes*

I\'m NOT READING THIS! NA NA NEE BOO BOO! Oooh! Lookie! It\'s an airplane in da sky! And the clouds! They look like that stipper\'s boobs! NOOOOO! *closes eyes and sees breasts being suckled by me*

NOOOOOO! :eek:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: -____- on February 23, 2004, 08:01:49 AM
Special brownie points for you for doing the right thing!  That would be hard to resist...
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: ooseven on February 23, 2004, 08:14:54 AM
:nopics:

oh &:gman:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: (e) on February 23, 2004, 01:01:23 PM
Yeah, Gman you did the right thing.

Although- I guess it cancels out by actually getting a stripper, but okay.

You shouldve had one of your friends **** her, and you film it. :laughing:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: kopking on February 23, 2004, 01:34:37 PM
asian and nice sized natural ones, c should be good
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: videoholic on February 23, 2004, 03:33:05 PM
:nopics:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:nopics:
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: (e) on February 23, 2004, 04:32:18 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
:nopics:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:gman:

:nopics:



What a great mod.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Ashford on February 23, 2004, 04:38:07 PM
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Originally posted by kopking
asian and nice sized natural ones, c should be good


Someone should tell this guy that GMan already had the party so his input is pointless...

(Read the whole thread before responding, next time...)
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: videoholic on February 23, 2004, 06:16:14 PM
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Originally posted by (e)
What a great mod.


I\'m not a mod.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: MPTheory on February 23, 2004, 06:17:57 PM
Why are you not a mod anymore????? WHATS HAPPENING?!?!?!
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: Ashford on February 23, 2004, 07:24:44 PM
Why do you think we\'re having elections?

To replace Vid...
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2004, 07:53:00 PM
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Originally posted by MPTheory
Why are you not a mod anymore????? WHATS HAPPENING?!?!?!


The word\'s admin :p
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: (e) on February 24, 2004, 04:17:28 PM
Mod, admin, old fart, blah! Same thing.
Title: Tonight is beer and pizza night.
Post by: videoholic on February 24, 2004, 07:38:44 PM
This thread is closed until you PM me some freaking pics...