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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Jumpman on March 04, 2004, 10:20:30 PM
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Point-to rap about the person above you and make a complete ass out of yourself(if you want..second option is to just laugh at me). I\'ll start off with LIC(insults aren\'t personal just I don\'t know how to do it any other way..).
Yo..yo..yo...Living-In-Clip is a mod at psx-central
The way he talks you\'d think he\'s mental
He says Jesus Is Black, can u say whack?
No wonder he likes to take it in the back
The guy\'s got a lot of piercings and tatoos
Better watch this bitch or he\'ll screw you up too
He\'s kind of smart, in that radical way
You know this man can only be gay
I think he got us the smiley saying
:gman:
Thank you man, making good work of your homo pimping bucks
Ok, enough with the gay comments, let\'s get serious
It\'s not his fault he\'s so ****ing delirious
He likes Batman and Superman, what are you, eight?
Only thing for sure is we know he\'s not straight
...
:(
Anyone else care to shatter their posting image?
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I don\'t think anyone can top that.
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*sarcasm alert*
I kind of like the pimping bucks line a little atleast...
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(1) I had nothing to do with the GmanJoe Sucks smiley.
(2) I\'m not gay and I don\'t take it in the rear.
(3) I\'m not sure if I am flattered or scared.
:)
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aiet! step back and let a pro show you how it\'s done...j/k this piece is from way back when i used to work at shop-rite and i use to write a little..it\'s kinda late 80\'ish early 90\'ish here it goes..use to call myself supreme back then..:p
a view to my form is where i will stand,
as i move the microphone from my right to left hand,
it\'s unfortunate for mc\'s to go against my crew,
if you battle with "clips" you know you will lose,
it\'s a forth comin\' concept to all mc\'s,
i\'m annihilatin\' cliques and their posse\'s,
annihilatin crews will always be the same,
after i finish blazin\' you will know my name,
never get stage fright or even tense,
after you battle with "clips" you\'re in a sudden suspense,
rappers i\'ll diss you then i\'ll rip you,
beat you so bad that your mother won\'t kiss you,
takin\' mc\'s out for how much their life is worth,
it\'s like you\'re in the desert and you\'re dying of thirst!..it\'s a battle..battle..battle!..chea!....chea! :D
that last part with the battle was supposed to be an echo..and the name of that rap was ..it\'s a battle
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Did you copy and paste that from the "8 mile" script?
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Yo
VIP
Let\'s kick it!
Ice Ice baby
Ice Ice baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don\'t know
Turn off the lights and I\'ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a van door
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I\'m killin\' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anythin\' less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull\'s eye, the kid don\'t play
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Chorus:
Ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanilla
Now that the party is jumpin\'
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin\'
Quick to the point to the point no fakin\'
Cookin\' MC\'s like a pound of bacon
Burnin\' them if they aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I\'m on a roll and it\'s time to go solo
Rollin\' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waitin\' just to say hi
Did you stop? No I just drove by
Kept on pursuin\' to the next stop
I busted a left and I\'m heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Detroit Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous \'cause I\'m out getting mine
Shay with the guage and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they\'re so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue\'s packed
I\'m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Chorus
Ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanilla
Take heed \'cause I\'m a lyrical poet
Miami\'s on the scene just in case you didn\'t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
\'Cause my style\'s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
It\'s a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJ\'s say damn
If rhyme was a drug I\'d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it\'s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
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LIC and ooseven
Under a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then LIC sticks it in ooseven\'s poopage!
:p
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
LIC and ooseven
Under a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then LIC sticks it in ooseven\'s poopage!
:p
Hey... How did you get into our Private Message accounts :(.....
;)
p.s.
I still say you can avoid that time of the month LIC... if you let me get you pregnant.
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Gmanjoe
Yo yo yo
Drives a Subaru
Don\'t think it is blue
Likes lot of chicks
even ones with dicks
yo yo yo listen to my remix.
;)
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It\'s Kurt Angle!
Wit da zigzag dingle!
It\'s broken like dat
Coz he stuck it in a cat!
He tried to lick it
but a dog bit it!
So that\'s how is dingle
Got the funny angle!
It\'s Kurt Angle!
It\'s Kurt Angle!
He\'s penis is angled!
It\'s turned so far back
it pokes him in his poop twat
Dats why he struts like dat
Coz he stuck it in a cat
So no mo lickin\'
It\'s dirty from his poopin
Coz it\'s blockin\' his ass
And he pees on his ass
Coz it\'s....ANGLED!
It\' Kurt Ku-Kurt Angle!
:D
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Listen up biatch
Im gonna flow a rhyme that will blow your mind
Gmanjoe dont know his shit
He eats shit
He poops shit
He ****s shit
He is shit
Its brown shit
Its good shit
Its dark shit
Its chunky shit
This shit is loud
And loud is this shit
I can shit
And sit
While Gmanjoe is shit
Because he ate shit
and ****ed shit
and is shit
because he ate shit.
:pimp:
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Originally posted by (e)
:pimp:
You\'re about as sharp as a bowling ball. :p
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ok..ok who I wanna dis.
*Um ok I got it...*
yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah
it goes one a clock..two a clock. three a clock..4
I guess jumpman is big a fat hoe
Kurt Angle he ain\'t got no flow
Yall cats can checks ya selves at the front doe
cause when Quddus comes in it\'s time to hit flow
Vapor girlfriend knocking at my doe
saying she need a real man
she can\'t take it no more
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
You\'re about as sharp as a bowling ball. :p
So, you like shit!
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You are all massive tools
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I agree
This is one gay thread
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Sadly, I\'m the only one with beyond awful freestyling skills here, compared to all the whitest people ever. :(
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Is that guantanamo bay?
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Yo yo check it,
Ima snatch the mic from the last mc
Smack spudz in the face, turn his shit to pee
But we all know whos the shit eater
Its racer w/ Mariah in a wife beater
Cause,
His ass is so gay he runs more trains than,
Big bubba and 10 homos in a minivan
Now jumpman is, just a drone
And its his ass that im about to OWN, but
Unlike racer I don’t pack fudge,
I post on the fly, like im holdin a grudge
And like mm, im watching immaculate flix
but they don’t have jugs like gurls in kurt angle’s pix
So now I don’t know what to say
Cause typing on the spot is a bitch anyway
So im going to leave you with this revelation
Of a dumbass thread, please hold the ovation
…..Whats next? Psx2C show and tell? Heh, jeebus
(the previous comments are not a representaion of this poster\'s true feelings. Thank you:D :p)