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Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 17, 2004, 07:47:44 PM
Let\'s tell some jokes here:

 You come in the bathroom American, you walk out the bathroom American.  What are you in the bathroom?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: SwifDi on March 17, 2004, 08:44:07 PM
All your base are belong to Paul2?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: THX on March 17, 2004, 09:28:02 PM
heh wtf.  Are you Irish in the bathroom?  have no clue...

mm Conan is sure to do some Irish skits tonight ;)
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: shockwaves on March 17, 2004, 10:27:35 PM
European

stupid joke :p
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 17, 2004, 11:19:31 PM
Yeah.
You are peeing.
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 17, 2004, 11:26:42 PM
How about this one:
Why doesn\'t Santa Claus have any kids?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: The Stapler on March 18, 2004, 12:26:44 AM
Because he\'s a dude?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Kurt Angle on March 18, 2004, 08:04:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Paul2
How about this one:
Why doesn\'t Santa Claus have any kids?


Because he only empties his sack once a year?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 18, 2004, 02:56:50 PM
Kurt Angle, that\'s pretty close actually.

Answer:
He only cum once a year.
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: theomen on March 18, 2004, 03:09:07 PM
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: (e) on March 18, 2004, 04:20:09 PM
To get the chickens that escaped from his peasent ass house.

Woot I rock.

Here is one;
What did the pirate say when the bartender asked him why he had a steering wheel in his pants?






Arggh! Its driving me nuts!
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 18, 2004, 05:02:41 PM
^^^silly but funny.

How about this:

what do you called a chinese drive by?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: theomen on March 18, 2004, 05:19:35 PM
he was nailed to the chicken
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Ashford on March 19, 2004, 06:22:38 AM
Why did the mod close this thread?
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 19, 2004, 06:34:03 AM
because it sucked
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: Paul2 on March 19, 2004, 03:21:05 PM
Wait...before doing so,
the answer to the joke is:

Cappuchino....not sure if i spell it correctly...
Title: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day
Post by: (e) on March 19, 2004, 04:14:44 PM
Why does Swifdi suck so much?



Because he was born that way.

:laughing:
i rock. i rock hard.